第5章
“nixiangyaoge，henjiandan，wolaibangnixie。”
“啊！”
wangyazhijingjiao，lianseyibianzaibian，yaoyadao。
“chenfan，woxianzaizhendehennan，nibiegenwokaizheiyangdewanxiaoxingbuxing？”
chenfansongsongjian：“yazhi，nikanwodeyangzixiangshigennikaiwanxiaoma？”
wangyazhizuzulengleyifenzhong，huiguoshenlaichenshengdao。
“woyaodekebushineizhongkoushuige，yaoqiujigao，jiusuanmouxiezhimingdezuoqudashiyebuyidingnengxiechulai。”
“tamenshitamen，woshiwo！”
陈凡胸有成竹的说。
tazhisuoyiyouxinxin，neishiyinweikeyiyong‘gonglvebi’zaishangchengligoumai。
zhiyaoyouzugoude‘gonglvebi’，jiunengzaishangchenglimaidaorenhenixiangyaodedongxi。
dangran，qiantishiyouduiyingdequanxian。
wangyazhishenxikouqi，qiangxingyazhuxintoujidong，chenshengdao。
“haoa，niweiwoxie，wodexinzhuanjixiangyaojishougudianyunweidegequ，xingbuxing？”
tajiubuxiangxinle，chenfanzheizhongdarenwuhuizuoqu？
shiyouba、jiushizainatakaishuan，suoyiguyibanandudiaodaozuigao。
chenfandiandiantou，zaixinzhonglianxixitongguanjia。
ranhou，yongshengyude‘gonglvebi’zaishangchengzuoquyilanligoumailejishougudiangequ。
“lengzheganshenme，qunazhihebia，buxiangyaogele？”
tingjianzheigewenti，wangyazhizaicibeizhenjing，shuangyanzhudengdechadiandiaochulai。
tayijingzuohaochenfansuibianzhaogejiekoujiangcishihunongguoqudezhunbei，wanwanmeixiangdaoduifanghuirangtalikenazhihebi，zheishiyaoxianchangjiuchuangzuodejiezoua！
“chenfan，niqingchule，woyaodeshigudiangequ，jiusuanshijidaqudiezhongqiyishengyezhichuangzaochujishougaozhiliangde……”
“tingqingle，qunazhihebi。”
wangyazhishenxikouqi，yaozhezuichunxiangqianzouqu。
哼！
najiuna，wodaoyaokankanninengzhuangdaoshenmeshihou？
zheibanxiangzhe，wangyazhilisuodenalaizhihebi。
chenfanjieguo，meiyourenheyouyi，likebagoumaidejishougudiangequxielechulaidijiwangyazhi。
啊！
budaowufenzhongjiuchuangzuohaole？
糊弄鬼呢！
wangyazhizaixinzhonglengxiao，jieguo。
dunshi，renbuzhujinghu，tuihoujibu，shenshenkanlechenfanyiyan，youjiangmuguangdinggezaizhizhangshang，kouzhongbuzijindegenzhehengleqilai……
“haoge，haoge，meiyishoudoushichuanshijiazuo。”
“wogenhenduoqudiedouhezuoguo，tamenmeiyousheinengxiechuzheiyangdege。”
“ruguochanghaole，wonengzhijiefengshen，yihoutidaogudiangequ，renmenxiangdediyigekendingshiwo！”
“……”
wangyazhiyueshuoyuejidong，xinzhongyijingzaiqidaijiangzheixiegeluzhihaotuichushichanghuizaochengzenyangjudadehongdongle，jieshitademingqikendinghuibaozhang，shiyedadaolingyigegao.feng。
chenfanjianwangyazhisihuyijingkaishizai‘zuomeng’，buyoujuedehaoxiao，guyikesoulejisheng。
wangyazhilikehuishen，kanzhechenfanyilianwanweideyangzi，zaixiangqigangcaidesuozuosuowei，dunshiqiaolianhongle，henbudelikezhaogedidongzuanjinquduoqilai。
“yazhi，zheijishougemanbumanyia？”
wangyazhizhidaochenfanshiguyizheimewen，xinzhongyouxiuyouqi。
zhenshide，tagangcaiyijingbiaoxiandeneimemingxian，haixuyaowen？
taduomexianghuidabumanyi，haohaoshashachenfandeweifeng，danyouhuadaozuibianjiushishuobuchukou。
笑话。
ruguozheizhongchuanshijingdiangequdoubumanyi。
那世上再无好歌了。
“满意。”
wangyazhifeichangrenzhendehuida，xiaoxinyiyidejiangjizaigequdezhizhangshouhao，duizhechenfanjuleyigong。
“chenfan，woduigangcaideshixiangnidaoqian，xiexienibujiqianxianweiwoxiege。”
“yazhi，nigangcaibuxiangxinwo，keshiyanzhongshanghaileworuoxiaodexinling，zaijiashangwobanglenizheimedamang，niyijuxiexiejiuwanle？”
shuowan，chenfanpailexiongkouliangxia，guyiluchushangxinnanguodeyangzi。
wangyazhilianseyibianzaibian。
ruguohuanzuopangren，tazaojiunachutianjia‘qufei’daxieduifangle。
dan，chenfanhuishiqueqianderenma？
silaixiangqu，tatantedejinyaozuichunwendao。
“chen，chenfan，niyaowozenmexieni？”
chenfanzhanqilai，kaojinwangyazhi，yongyizhongbadaoqinlvedemuguangzaitashenshanglaihuidaliang……
wangyazhibeikandejiaoqusesezhandou，buzijintuihoujibu，wojinquantoudengzhechenfanqinghe。
“ruguonixiangyaowoyongshenzibaodani，gaosuni，juebukeneng，woxianzaijiubagehaini。”
yenanguaitarucishengqi，ruguotayuanyiyiseyifutaren，zenmekenenghuilunluodaojinrizheigedibu？
陈凡笑了。
tazhisuoyizheiyangzuo，daobushixiangchenhuodajiezhanwangyazhidebianyi。
ershixiangshitanyixiawangyazhi。
zheishiguantajiexialaide‘xingdong’jihua。
xiangyaojinkuai‘gonglve’chenggong，bixuzhijizhibicaixing。
henhao，wangyazhizaizheizhongqingkuangxiadounengjianchibenxin，zuyizhengmingtashigehaonvren。
chenfanxinzhongduitazanshangdetongshi，yeduolejifenaimu。
“yazhi，nixiangduole，wozhishixiangrangnishouliuwoyiwan，bijingwohelezheimeduojiu，kaibulechele。”
tingjianzheiju，wangyazhilikezhidaozijibeishua，qiaolianyixiahongle，jielianbailechenfanjiyan。
chenfanxiaolejisheng，dalegeheqian：“woyouxiekunle，kefangzaina，woquxiuxile。”
“我带你去。”
wangyazhidingdingshen，bachenfandaidaofangjian。
“zheijianfangzenmeyang？bumanyiwojinihuan。”
“manbumanyiyouneimezhongyaoma？fanzhengdoushiyigerenshui，kongxujimolenga！”
chenfanbianshuobianchaowangyazhijimeinongyan。
wangyazhinaolegedahonglian，ancuizijiduozui。
“chenfan，meiqitashiwoyehuifangxiuxile，mingtianjian。
“嗯，明天见。”
chenfanmusongwangyazhilikai，xilegeshufudereshuizaotangzaichuangshang。
tawanlehuishouji，xiangdaoshenmelikejingshenyizhen。
“guanjia，likekaiqisandahuangjinbaoxiang。”
“好的，宿主。”
【dingdingding，kaiqidiyigebaoxiang，huodejiangli：100000000gonglvejijin，haijingwandingjibieshuyichuang，xinghuangyulegongsi100%gufen……】
【dingdingding，kaiqidiergebaoxiang，huodejiangli：zuiqiangtipo、jiangedoushu、manjichuyi……】
【dingdingding，kaiqidisangebaoxiang，huodejiangli：shenjibanyankayizhang。】
“qianmiandelianggebaoxiangkaichudejianglidouhenhaolijie，zuiqiangtiporangwozaisuoyoufangmiandenengliqiangdebaobiao，yihoujiusuanyeyeshenggedoumeiwenti，suanshixitongdebiaopei。”
“dingjiangedoushurangwoshentiyouleyibian，fubuheshoubeidoushijirou，chongmanleliliang，haoxiangnengyiquandasiyitouniu……”
陈凡喃喃自语。
lianshangluchunanrendoudongdexiaorong。
“zheigeshenjibanyankashishenme，guanjia，chulaijieshiyixia。”