第一章 便宜老公

songzhiqiuxinglaishi,zhijuedetoutongyulie,fangfosuzuiweixing。

tahuanhuanzhengkaiyan,yingruyanliandeshiyidingpojiudewenzhanghebanbodeqiangbi。yidianxiguangtouguolaoshishachuangyingrufangjian,zaisongzhiqiuyanqianjiaozhichumenglongdeguangying。

zheixianranbushitashuxidehuanjing。

“zheishinaera……wobushigangxiashoushutaima?”

songzhiqiujingedinannanziyu,tashituzuoqishen,quefaxianzijishenzheyijiancucaodebuyi,jiuliantoufadoubianchenglianggejiandandemahuabian。

tashenshanggaizheyitiaodahuabeizi,yikanjiushijishinianqianxiangxialiuxingdekuanshi。

shenweiershiyishijidingjiandeyixuedana,songzhiqiudiyiciganjuenaoziyoudianbutaigouyong。

tajidezijitongxiaolianzuoliutaishoushu,yinweijiduanpibei,yixiashoushutaizhenggerenjiushiquleyishi。jieguozaizhengyan,jiumomingqimiaolaidaolezheigemoshengdedifang。

nandao……tayinweiguodupilaocusi,ranhouchuanyuele?

zheigehuangmiudeniantougangmaochulai,yiduanmoshengdejiyibianruchaoshuibanyongrusongzhiqiudenaohai。

dengjieshouwanxinxi,songzhiqiuzhenggerendoumamule。

yuanlaitabujinzhendechuanyue,haichuandaolebashiniandai,yigegenzijitongmingdenongcunfunvshenshang!

yuanzhuwunianqianyinchayangcuo,hedangshihuilaitanqindejunguanfuyuezhifashengleguanxi。shihoufuyuezhitongyilefuze,liangrenjiuzheimexilihutudijielehun。

raneryouyufuyuezhijizhehuidaobudui,liangrenbujinmeiyoujubanhunli,jiuliandengjineitian,doushifuyuezhidejiashunazheshenfenzhengqucunlikailegezhengming,jiuzheimesuisuibianbiandilinglezheng。

yejiushishuochuleliangrenshuizaiyiqideneigewanshang,fuyuezhishenzhidoumeiyouzhengerbajingdijianguoyuanzhu。

hunhoubujiu,yuanzhujiubeijianchachuhuaiyun,zhihoushengxialeyigenver,haimeidengchuyuezijiubeicuizhecaolaojiawu。

zheixienian,tabeipojiarenbaibandiaonan,chengtiantingneixieyinyangguaiqidezaoxinhua。keweilehaizi,yuanzhuhaishimomorenxialezheiyiqie。

zhiyuneigebianyizhangfu,jiehunzhihoujiuzaiyebujianrenying,daoxianzaiyijingzuzusannianle。

songzhiqiukandaozheili,zhijuedexinlei。

jiuzaicishi,menwaihuranchuanlailejianruidejiaomasheng:“songzhiqiu,nizheigelanponiang,taiyangdoushaipigule,haibuqichuangzuofan!”

songzhiqiuzhoulezhoumei,tabuxiguanbeirenzheiyangculudihulaihequ。tazhanqishentuikaimen,zhijianyigechuanzhehuabuyishangdenvzizhanzaiyuanzili,shuangshouchayao,manliannuqi。

songzhiqiurenchulai,neijiushiyuanzhudexiaoguzifumeng。

“你有事吗?”

songzhiqiudenaodaiyinyinzuotong,aoyedehouyizhengbingweixiaotui,zaijiashangyilianchuandebiangu,taxianzaizhenggerenpoweifanzao。

fumenglenghengyisheng,zhilezhiluanzaozaodeyuanzi,yinyangguaiqidao:“nihaiyoulianwen?doujidianle,nihaibuqichuangganhuo?”

songzhiqiukanlekantianse,taganggangzaiwulikanbufenming,zheihuichulaicaifaxiantiandoumeiliangtou,jiusuanzhenggecunliyemeijijiayoudongjingde。

“zheigedianjidouhaimeiqi,nijiuhanwoquganhuo?”

tajiusuanshangbeizinengjuan,kemeigongzuodeshihouyebuzhiyuzheimenvedaiziji。

fumengbikongchaotian:“neiyouzale,wogebuzaijia,nizheigedangxifudebujiudecaochijiawu?nanbucheng,nihaixiangrangwomalaisihounia!”

songzhiqiushenxiyikouqi,tazhiqiankanguoyuanzhudejiyi,zheigexiaoguzibushigehaoxiangchude。bujinshuohuajiansuankebo,gengshishibushizhaocha,jidanlitiaogutoudeneizhong。

kaolvdaozijigangganglaidaozheigeshidai,duishenmedouyiwusuozhi,songzhiqiuhaishinaizhexingzidao:“zheihuiertaizaole,wohaixuyaoxiuxi。”

“xiuxi?nizheigehaochilanzuode,jialidehuoersheilaigan?nibiewangle,nikeshinazhewogejihuilaideqian,jiugaijijialidangniuzuoma!”fumengbuyiburao。

songzhiqiubuxianggentaduofeikoushe,tazhuanshenzhunbeihuiwu,quebeifumengyibazhuazhu。

“niquna?jintiannidebajialidehuoerdouganle,buranbiexiangchifan!”

kanzhefumengehenhendeyanshen,songzhiqiuzhidao,ruguozijijintianbusongkouganhuo,yidinghuibeiyizhijiuchanxiaqu。

算了,先忍忍。

songzhiqiushuaikaifumengdeshou,yishengbuhangdizoujinyuanzi,kaishishoushiqizaluandeyuanluo。

fumengjianzhuangdeyiyangyang,guantaamaoagou,haibushiyaobeitazhidefufutietie?

“doushoushideganjingdian,nongwanyuanzijidezuofan,zuowanfanxiadi,biexiangtoulan。”

tayibianshuozhe,yibiancongchufangliduanchuyiwanretengtengdezhou,jiuzheyidieluobugankaishichifan。

dengsongzhiqiuzhengliwanyuanzidelajihuitouyikan,gangganghaiganjingzhengjiededimian,cikeyijingbeifumengtuleyidideluobupi。

宋知秋:……

妈的,不忍了!

tazhijierengxiasaozhou,lenglengkanxiangfumeng:“sheidiudelajisheishoushi,buzhidaodehaiyiweizheiyijiachulewoquanshicanfeini。”

fumengwenyanlikebuganle,taluqixiuzibaichuyifupofudejiashi,nuqichongchongdao:“nishuosheishicanfeini?wohaodaizaigongchangshanggong,nini?”

“yaobushiwogedashenghuofeihuilaiyangni,nizaojiugenneigepeiqianhuoesile!”

songzhiqiumeitouyining,gangxiangkaikou,jiaobianquehuranchongchuyigeyuangungundexiaotuanzi,xianggexiaopaodanyiyanghenhenzhuangdaolefumengdetuishang。

“buxunishuowomama!”

fumengbeizhuangdeaiyouyisheng,zhenggerenliangqiangzhechadianshuaidaodishang。tanuhuozhongshao,duizheneixiaotuanzijiushiyijiao:“peiqianhuo,nihaigangenwodongshou!”

xiaohaideliqigenbenbibushangdaren,neihaizibeifumengchuaidaozaidi,fendiaoyuzhuodelianshangguazheyaokubukudebiaoqing,quehaishisisibaozhetadetui。

“jiushibuxuniqifumama!”

yankanfumenghaiyaodongshou,songzhiqiuzhongyurenbulele:“nijiwozhushou!”

tachongshangqianlanzhufumeng,jingzhundianzhuleduifanggeboshangdemajin。

fumengaiyouyishengjianjiaoqilai,chenzhetatengdetiaojiao,songzhiqiuyibadafanlefanwan,lunqiquantouhenhenzouzailefumengdelianshang。

yishengyesuangaoweizhiye,weileyingduiyinao,songzhiqiucongqianteyixueguoyixiejichudegedoufangshenjiqiao。

duifulianjiazineishitianfangyetan,kezoufumengzheizhongmeinaozidexiaoguniangjianzhichuochuoyouyu。

fumengrendoubeidamengle,songzhiqiuyelandeguanta,zhijiebaoqihunshenzangxixidexiaotuanzi,huiwulishoushilejijianyifu,yougenjuyuanzhudejiyinachutazheimeduoniancundeqian,gancuililuodizouchuledamen。

“妈妈……”

xiaotuanziweiqudeshengyinchuanruerzhong,songzhiqiuxinyiruan,shunjianjiandinglezijideniantou。

yidingyaozhaodaoneigebianyizhangfu,ranhou——lihun!