第2章:厕所里的冰山男

“zheiweixiaojie,zheilishinancesuo。”

dichencixingdeshengyinzaitoudingshangxiangqi,baizichunhuanghuangxuanyundenaodaixiangshangkanguoqu,zhishisuiyiyiyan,tajingfaxian,zheishishangjingranyourucihaokandenanren。

meirujian,lianruodaoke,jihuwanmeidewuguan,rangtatiaobuchubandianxiaci。

heiruduandeduanfaxia,shinanrenruyingyibanxilibinglengdeyanmou,zaidengguangxiayuefaxiandeshensui。zhixuyaokantayiyan,fangfojiubeishenshendexijinleyilunjudadexuanwoli。

zuiyimenglongzhong,baizichunchichiyixiao:“nvcesuozenmehuiyoushuaidezheimemeitianlidenanren。”

花痴!

zheishizheigenanrenduitadediyiyinxiang……

nanrenyinchenzheyizhanglian,zijigangzhunbeixiaojie,buxiangjingranyounvrenchuangjinlai。

zheishichenjiajiazhuileguolai,biankanjianzijidehaoguimiyishouzhuazhenanrendekujiao,yibianpazhekuangtu,chenjiajiahunshenyizheng,xiaopaozheguoqu,henshigangadejiangrenfuleqilai。

“zheiweixiansheng,zhenshibaoqian,wopengyoutaxinqingbuhaoheduole,ni……”meishiba!

zheinanrendeyanshenyekepale,yinchendelianshangjinshibinglengdeqixi,chenjiajiahedebuganzaiduoshuoshenme。

nanrenkanlebaizichunyiyan,yigezidoumeishuo,yinzheyizhanglian,zhuanshenlikai。

“shenmerenma!zheimeleng,gengebingkuaiside,meijing。”chenjiajiahuayingangluoxia,baizichunyouwadeyisheng,tulechulai。

baizichungenbenbuzhidaozijizuolexieshenme,diertianxingguolai,zhijuedetoutebietong,mimihuhujide,zijihezuile,haiyudaoleyigetebieshuaidenanren,zhikexi,tayanshenxiangyikuaiqiannianhanbing,nengdongsiren。

“nizongsuanxingle。”chenjiajiatuimenjinlai,baizichunfuzhezijidetou,zuijiudeganjuehaizhenzaogao,tadoukuaiheduanpianle,jintianshishengdanjieleba!

“rangnidanxinle,jiajia。”

“shagua,yihoubuxuzheimezuojianzijile,zhidaoma?”baizichunchechuyimoxiaorong,xinliyouxiekuse。

shisansuineinian,tashiqulezuiaizijimama,tufadechehuo,rangtababachenglezhiwuren,zhinengmeitianyikaoangguideyiyaofeiweichizhe。

gongsijiujiaojiletadeshushudali,zheixienian,baizichundouheshushuyijiarenzhuzaiyiqi。taxinliduishushushiganjide,tababadeshiqing,ruguomeiyoushushu,tazhendebuzhidaogaizenmeban。suoyi,buguanshenshenzenmejiansuankebo,duitabuhao,tadoubuhuihetajijiaoshenme。

zaichenjiajiazhudedifangchiledianbaizhou,baizichunjiuchumenle。xinglitameiyoudaizou,zhijiequlemudi,suihouyouquyiyuankanletadebaba。

haihao,zhishikanzhecanglaolexuduo,yishengshuoyiqiedouhao,baizichunyejiufangxinle。

“baba!chunchunhuiyizhidengzhe,dengnixingguolai,chunchunqinshouzuotangcuyujinichi。”

zheishiyoudianhuadajinlai,baizichunyikanshizuojidaguolaide,youyuleyixia,haishijieleqilai。

“zichun,tingyunxishuo,nihuilaile。jiranhuilaile,wanshanghuilaichifan,nvhaizijia,buyaozongshidaizaiwaimian,shushuyoushiyaohenishuo。”

“hao!”meiyouduoyudeguanxin,meiyouduoyudewenhou,zheixienian,baizichunzaojiuxiguanlezheiyangdexiangchufangshi,renyebiandemamule。

youkanlebabayiyan,baizichunzheicailianlianbushelikai。

baizichundaodeshihou,baoxianglizhiyoutashushuheshenshenlianggeren,meiyoukanjianbaiyunxi,baizichungangsonglekouqi。baoxiangdemenzaicibeituikai,jiujianxizehebaiyunxibingpaizoujinlebaoxiangli。

“shushuayi,buhaoyisi,rangnimenjiudengle,zhenghaogongsiyoudianshi。”

qinlilianmangjieguoyidaiyouyidaideliwu,xiaodehebulongzui,“kankan,xizezheihaizijiushizheimedongshi,kuaikuaizuoba!dajiahenkuaijiushiyijiarenle,keqishenme。”

shuozhekanleyiyanjiaoluolidebaizichun,yiliandeyi:“duilezichun,zheiwei,shinitangjiedeweihunfu,xize,rongshengjituandejichengren,tamenlianggemashangjiuyaodinghunle。”

yuanlai,yijingdaoletanhunlunjiadedibule,zhiyouzijixianggeshaziyiyang,mengzaiguli。baizichun,xianzaikanqingchulema?

“he!wozheijujiefu,kebushineimerongyihanchukoude。”baizichunkanzhexize,lengxiaoleyisheng。

“zichun,qiaoni,dangranhuizhunbeihongbaode,nikannihaishiheyiqianyiyangtaoqi。”zheijiushibaiyunxi,mingmingshiqingdoufashengle,tahainengzhuangzuoshenmedoumeifashengdeyangzi。

“zheihaizi,meiguiju,xizenibiejieyi。lai,womenzuoxiachifanba!”qinlijianchangmianganga,ganjinzhaohurenzuoxia,huitoushihenhendedengleyiyanbaizichun,zichunbuyiweiran,zheiyangdeqingkuang,tazaojiuxiguanle。

yanqianderensuirankanzherangrendaoweikou,danbaizichunhuranjuedexianzaihunshenqingsong,sihumeiyouzijixiangxiangzhongneimenanguo,fangfozhenggeren,doujietuole。