第一章圈套
“xiangxialaidetubaozinengbengdajitian？guai，bienao，lianggeyuehouwoheneigemaopaihuojiehun，dengtazuolenidetisigui，daoshihouwozaiquni。”
lucongkuanbiyidishuochuzheijuhuadeshihou，bingbuzhidaotademenwaicikezhengzhanzheyigeren。
nvhaierkaozaiqiangbishang，biliangshangjiazheyifugubandeheikuangyanjing，zhangfawanchengyigeliluodewanzi，mianliaojihaodezhangxiubeitasuishouwanqi，luchubanjie**deshoubei，danshouchadou。
zishiyoudianzhuaiyeyoudianpi，daizhelengyidemouziyoutianlejifenkuang。
tazhengshilucongkuankouzhongxiangxialaidetubaozi——jiangyanhuan。
yigeyueqiantabeilinghuihaomenyanjia，shuotashiyanlaoyeziliuluozaiwaidewaisunnver。
yiyezhijian，tacongjirenlixiadegunv，chengweihaomenqianjin。
laoyezishenzhijitatiaoxuanleyigeshenshiduojindeweihunfu，bianshicikehetayimenzhigedenanren！
yanjiashangxiagengshiduitachongaiyoujia，yaoshenmejishenme。
xianzaikanlai，tahaoxiangdiaojinleyigebuzhimingdequantao。
tahaixiangjixuting，kexilimianderenyijinggualedianhua。
jiangyanhuanzuijiaogouqiyigexiesidehudu，gansuanjita，yanjiapashirecuoleren。
tahuodongleyixiabojing，xiayimiaoyijiaojiangmenchuaikai。
“在忙？”
lucongkuanheleyitiao，xinzhonganma，buzhilishudexiangxiatubaozi！
lianshangdebiaoqingquewubiwenrou，“zenmeturanguolaile？waigongbushijinianpaileliyike？”
“e，xuecanzhuoliyideshihou，neigelaoshimawomadetainanting，wobugaoxing，batashoubaiduanle，kechengjiuzantinglebei。”
lucongkuan：“......”
tubaozichengjicha，changnianhaigenyibangjietouhunhunguihun，yiyanbuhejiudongshou。
xiangqiyanjiazheigeyuelaidejifeigoutiao，lucongkuantaiyangxuetutude。
jiangyanhuanzhiqianjiujuedetadewenrouhenjia，cishijiantabiaoqingqileliefeng，xiaomileyan：
“waigongkanwowuliao，jiurangwolaizhaoniyiqiqutiaojiezhi，niyaoshimang，wozijiquyebushibuxing。”
lucongkuanhuanlehuanshense，yuqichongni，“zheimezhongyaodeshiqing，zaimangyedechouchushijianpeinicaishi。”
......
shengshishangsha，anchengzuidadeshangsha，shechipindetiantang。
lucongkuanyijinggenzaijiangyanhuanhoumianzoulehaojijiadezhuanju。
benlaiyiweizheitubaozihaodafa，meixiangdaoyanguanghaitinggao。
tamenyuxiananpaihaodejikuanlianjiajiezhi，jutaizuipizidoushuopoletayekanbushang。
tanalizhidao，jiangyanhuandehuoyanjinjing，neixiejiezhitayiyanjiunengkanchushishuihuo，yagenbushangdang。
taxuyaotiaoyikuantianjiajiezhi，shitanyixiayanjiachongtadedixian，youcifantuitazaizhenggeyinmouzhong，jiujingbanyanduozhongyaodejiaose。
jiangyanjiaanpaidejikuanjiezhitongtongjudiaozhihou，lucongkuandeyanshenyijingchenlexiaqu，zhidaojiangyanhuanzhanzaileleodezhuanjuqian，dingshanglezuixinde**kuanshanzuan。
leolishuyuanchengshijia，bushiyanjiakeyiranzhide，meinengtiqiandazhaohu。
jutaizhidangshengyishangmen，nalixiangneimeduo，mailidijieshao。
jiangyanhuanlanlandikaozheboliju，fuleyixiajingkuang，“jiuzheigeba。”
yuqizhuaidebuxing，erqieqiangshi，genbenmeijilucongkuanjujuedeyudi，yanranshirangtataoqiandeyisi。
lucongkuankanleyiyanjiage——yiqianwan！
yanjiashihaomenmeicuo，keshihuayiqianwanjiyigezhudingyaosiderenmaijiezhi，neiyeshichunchundelangfei。
tayanpitiaodelihai，wenta：“buranwomenzaikankan？”
jiangyanhuangouchun，sixiaofeixiaodikanzheta，“bu，wojiuyaozheige。”
lucongkuandexinzaidixue，dantazhidao，tabunengjujue。
gangxiangrangjutaibaoqilai，yishengjianjiaohuaposhangchangdefanhua——
“shiye！nizenmele？”
lucongkuanwenyanlianseyibian，huranwangshengyindelaiyuanchongqu，shenzhidoumeigushangjiangyanhuan。
时爷？
jiangyanhuanjideanchengdiyiquanguijiuxingshi。
tayanzhuyizhuan，zhiqishenzi，huanghuangyouyougenleguoqu。
tingchenghuhaiyiweishigezaolaotouzi，meixiangdaodishangtangzhedequeshigejunmeideguofendenanren。
tameiyanjingzhi，tingbirufeng，mianbuxiantiaogangroubingji，duoyifenxianderuili，shaoyifenyouguoyuyaorou，rangrenbuyougankaizaowuzhudeguifushengong。
jiangyanhuankandaotadediyiyan，naozilibianhuranxiangqiyijuhua——
“zheishijiansuoyoudedanqingshuimo，shanyaoshuikuo，doushiweilepudiannizheirenjianjuese。”
dangrancikezuirangrenzaiyide，bingbushitaguifushengongdemeimao。
ershitasuirantangzaidishang，danshuangmouzhengzhe，yanshenqingming。
yejiushishuotaqingxingzhe，zhishibuzhidaochuyushenmeyuanyin，wufadongdan。
yigenvrendunzaishimianpangbian，yizhihuhuanshimian，shouquexuanzaibankong，shizhongbuganshenchuqu，yeyizhilanzheburangqitarenkaojin。
jiangyanhuanyiyanjiukanchulaidishangneigenanrendebingzheng。
tazaisisuozijiyaobuyaochushou。
huran，yanjiaodeyuguangkandaopangbianyougerenchenjizaiqiaoqiaokairenqianbao。
哟，扒手？
tamiqiyan，yiweibumingdixiaoleyixia，xianshimanyouyoujiangzijideyanjingquxiashouhao，ranhoushenshouquzhaizijideerzhui，xiayimiaoshudiyijiaochaoneibashouchuaiqu。
duifangfachuyishengqilidecanjiao。
yishijiansuoyourendeshixiandouzhuandaotashenshang。
meiyourenzhuyidao，jiuzaifangcaineidianguangshihuozhijian，jiangyanhuandeerzhuizhunquedijidazainanrenbojingqian，zhengzhongxianshangdetiantuxue。