第2章

“neijiuliangqian,lai,wozhuanni”

jianweixinzhenshoudaoqian,zuolixinliweiweiyouxiexingfen,yijingkaishiguihuazheiliangqiandeyongtu。

shiguyijingjiejuehao,qianyepeile,sijiguoduanlikai。

huijiaqian,zuolixialeguanzi,chilejiajiandandeniuroumian,mailebeinaicha。

hezufangdexiaoxiaodanjianli。

zuolirengxiabaobao,haishihuidaojialicaizuishufu,jinguanzheilizhishiduanzanqiejianloudelinshixiaojia。

tangzaichuangshang,rouhededengguangzhaoshezaitalianpangshang。

tawuguanduanzheng,kexipifuheihuang,lianshangyoubushaodoudouhedouyin,bizibusuanta,danyebushineizhonghaokandexiaoqiaobi。

zongtilaishuo,zheishiyigepuputongtongdenvhaizi,lingwaihaishiminggouwang。

工作中是走狗。

生活上是土狗。

恋爱里是舔狗。

zaikanfangjian,yigexiaoxiaodeyiju,pangbianshixiaoshuzhuo,menhoujishuangxie。

yinweifangjiantaixiao,buguojiping,wulunzenmeshoushi,kanshangquzongganjueyoudianyongjizaluan。

fadailehaojifenzhong,zuolizheicaizuoqilai,zhualezhuatou。

kanxiangbeibaoqilaidexigai,bizituranyouxiefasuan。

renshengdiyicizaoyuchehuo,shenbianmeiyoupengyou,meiyouqinren…

suiranyijing25sui,yijingshidarenle,kehaishijuedeweiqubaba。

jiuzaiyanleidazhuanshi,turanxiangqineiliangqiankuai,zuijiaoyourenbuzhugouleqilai。

“qishiyehaixing,ruguopodianpiliudianxuejiunengriruliangqian,wokeyitiantianzhuan”

kanyiyanwaimianyijingheitoudetiankong,buzaidanwu,ganjinquxishu。

suiranbeichezhuangle,buguozhiyouxiaoshang,budanwumingtianshangban。

dengyiqieshoushiwan,shushufufuditangzaichuangshang,xiguanxingdakaidouyin。

tameitianshuijueqianbishuayihuierdouyin,buranzongjuedekongluoluode。

“shaguorendepengyoudouzhidao,sizhebushinanrenjiushinvren,cianjiandexiongcanchengdulian……”

gangdakai,jiushizuixinyijishaqisuishian。

hualejifenzhongkanwan,zuolizaiyicigaojieziji。

“单身保狗命啊”

jixuhualejigeshipin,shouzhiturandunzhu。

yingruyanliandeshiyiweishuaidaoguofendegufengmeinan,shipinpaideneijiaogejingzhi,dianzanjiuyoushijiwan。

kandezuoliqingbuzijincichudaya,dafangsongshangyigezan。

naohaizhongshenzhizaihuanxiang,ruguozijishifupo,haishigemeinv,nanpengyouyidingyaozhaozheizhongdangcide。

maosiyijingwangleganggangkandesuishian,hegaojiezijideneifanhua。

dianjishuaigetouxiang,qiehuandaotadezuopinye。

fensitingduode,youliushiduowan,haiyoubushaofensiqun,meigezuopindoushifenjingzhi。

youchuanxizhuangdeshipin,yeyouchuanxiuxianzhuangde,zuixindejiushiganggangkandeguzhuang。

kexitameizhibo,buranhaikeyijinzhibojiankankanshibushizhendeneimeshuai。

bucuo,zuoliouerhaihuikanyixiazhibo,buguoconglaimeiyousongguoliwu。

jiushilianggezi:bainvpiao。

taxiangbutongkanzhiboshualiwuderendouzaixiangshenme。

youneigeqian,maichidechuandebuxingma?

fanzhengtabuhuaneigeyuanwangqian。

shuadouyindeshihou,shijianzongshiguodehenkuai。

yanchouzhejiudaolewanshangshiyidian,zuolibushedifangxiashouji,gaishuijuele,buranmingtianqibulai。

关灯,闭眼…

妄想症发作!

她又开始幻想了。

zuijiaoshangyang,buganxiangxianghuanxiangchengzhendehua,tagaiyouduokuaile。

jihumeitianwanshangzuolidouhuizaihuanxiangdangzhongchenchenshuiqu。

youshihoushimeiyanwubidexixuegui,yeyouwusuobunengdenvshenxian…

jintian,zeshihuanxiangzhongcaipiaozhihoudeshemishenghuo。

suirancongweimaiguocaipiao,ketarengranchenmihuanxiangwufaziba。

shenzhiyoushixingtoulaile,juranyigerenziyanziyu,jiazhuangzaihehuanxiangzhongderenwuduihua,meitianbazijihongdekaikaixinxin。