di5zhangdaodifashengleshenme？
jiuminga！daodifashengleshenme？
xuyuannulihuixiangzhe，haoburongyi，toutengyuliedenaodaili，zongsuanfuxianchuzuowandehuamian。
tazaibingfangzhuangdaolushaoanchugui，paoqujiubafaxie，ranhoubaoleyigeshuaiqide**......
天啊！
tazhendedandadao，heyigeburenshidenanren，shanglechuang？
救命......
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许愿吐槽。
mouzongcaidaren：“nicainiulang！niquanjiadouniulang！niquanjiadouxishengrouti！”
zheishi，yushilichuanlaileshuisheng。
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救命！
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wuwuwu......shuodahuale......
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xiangzheyaobutoutoutaozousuanle。
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妖孽！
xuyuanbujinzaixinlizhoumayiju，laotianzhenshihaobugongpingni！
“怎么？想开溜？”
niezhiyiyibiannazhemaojincazheshiluludetoufa，yibianmaizhezhangtuichaozhexuyuanzouguoqu。
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danshixiangxiangyoubudui，tashikerenei！haipashenme？
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“多少钱？”
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**batadangzuojiubalimaidele！
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xuyuanhaishifendafangdishuo。
yueting，nanrendejunlianchoudeyuejin，neiniezheyantoudeshoushoujin，dianzhedeyandoubeiniebianxingle。
“hehe。nikezhendafang！”
他咬牙切齿地冷笑。
xuyuanyiweitabumanyijiage，zhuandongzhexiaoyansaqilejiao：“aiya，shushu，renjiacaigangbiyela！zheicinijiuweiquyixia，shoulezheiwubaisuanle，wobaozheng，yihoujiniduoduojieshaoshengyi！”
niedazongcai：“......”
**batadangchulaimaidele......zheibeizimeiyouzheimewuyuguo！
danshitaneijujiaodidideshushu，haishijiaoruanlenanrendexin......
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一整个要他命！
jianzhetayouyu，xuyuanfeikuaidixiachuang，jiangqiansaijinletadeshouxin，jiaodimoyoujiukaitao，“shushuzhenhao，xiaciwoduodaijigepengyoulaiguangguni！”
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