第一章 苟到大汉就能成仙!

shihuangnianli,gongyuanqianerbaiyishisannian。

qinshihuangsaoliuhe,tianxiayiguiyijiunian。

“**!”

“dengleneimeduonian,wojuranjuexingzheiyangyigeqiguaidexitong?”

xianyang,fusugongzifushang,wangyuanxiangqiganggangnaohaineihuidangdeshengyin,meimaoweiweiyitiao。

taqishishiyigechuanyuezhe,zaisannianqianlaidaoleqinchao,chengweileyigexiaoxiaodezhongquanxianling,suishenzhiwuzhiyouyikuaikezhe“zhao”zideyupei。

ranhoujiuqinyanjianzhengleqinshihuangyingzhengyutongbafang,junlintianxia。

benlaiwangyuandouyiweizijijiushigebaibanchuanyuezhe,chulejiyiwaishenmejinshouzhidoumeiyou,meichengxiangxitongjintianzhongyujuexingle。

zheigexitongdemiaoshujiqidejiandan,neijiushizhiyaotashenmedoubuyaozuo,shenmedoubuyaoxiang,jiukeyidedaofenghoujiangli。

erqiedengdaohanchaojianli,tajiunengyuhuachengxian,busibumie!

shuoshihua,dezhixitongrenwudeneiyishunjian,wangyuandouyiweizijichuxianlehuanting。

就这?就这?

zheibujiushiyoushoujiuxinglema?

不!

zheigenbenlianshoudoubuxuyao,zhiyaotangzhejiuxing,wunianhouqinchaojiuhuizidongmiewang!

“yuanlaizheijiushichuanshuozhongdexiuxianya?aileaile~”

wangyuanroulerouetou,lveweitucaoleyijuhou,jiuyigedabupuxianglechuangta,zhaoleyigeshufudezishidangchangtangping。

xianzaitadeweiyixiangfa,jiushizenmecainenggourangzheiwunianshijiankuaisuduguo?

“shuoshihua,woyaobuyaojiasuqinchaodemiewang?”

tangzaitangzaichuangshang,wangyuanzhoulezhoumei,huangezishitangdegengjiashufuhou,jiubazheixiangfapaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

yinweitaturanjuede,zijizheigexiangfashizaishitaiguonaotan,youdianwuruzhishangdexianyi。

jiranxitongdoubuxiangtanulile,neimetaweishenmehaiyaozizuoduoqing?

qinchaomiewangbenjiushilishidashi,zijihebizaihengchayijiao?

闲的蛋疼吗?

_(:з」∠)_

嘭!

ranwangyuanganggangtanghao,fangmenjiubeirentuikai!

yigetoudaigaoguan,shensejiaolvderuyananzibianzoulejinlai,zhengshidaqindehuangzhangzifusu。

“wangxianling,fuhuangdoukuaiyaolaile,nizenmehaizaishuia?!”

“haibuganjingenwochulaiyiqiyingjie?”

shuoba,fusubianyaoshenchushou,qiangxinglazhewangyuanlikaifangjian。

“哎呀!”

“fusugongzi,nijiubuyaoguanwole,woyijingchedifeile。”

“meijiule,bawofangqileba!”

wangyuanwanbanwunai,yijiuzaitangping,meiyourenheqilaideyisi。

zheiyoubushiwangzhexiaguwuqueyi,lailazhetaganma?

“feigegui!ruguonishifeiwu,neiwoyousuanshishenme?”

“erqienizhiqianbushidayingleyaobangwodema?”

fusuyizhenyaoya,qiangxingbazheigeshiliusuideshaonianjiyinglaleqilai。

qishijintianbixiahuilaifusuzheili,jiushixiangyaokaoyanyixiazheigedaqinhuangzhangzi。

zheizhongshiqingzuijinyijingfashenglehenduocile,danfusudebiaoxianyizhilingqinshihuanghenbuman。

xiangqifuhuangshiwangdeyangzi,tajiuneijiuwubi。

yincifusuhendanxinzijihuizaicirangqinshihuangbumanyi,bianlazhewangyuanyiqi,xiangyaozheiweitongtiancaizijizijizhanchang。

“哎!”

“造孽呀!”

wangyuankuangfanbaiyan,beifusuqianglazhe,buqingbuyuanlikailefangjian。

suirandanglesanniandebaiban,dantabijingshichuanyuezhe。

napazhangwodexiandaizhishiyouxian,danzaineimezhangdeshijiannei,tayechenggongtongguofusubangzhuleqinshihuangyingzhenghaojici,wendingletianxiajushi。

zheijiudaozhile,zaidaqinqunchendeyanzhong,zijiyiranshijueshizhicai!

zaiyiqian,wangyuanhuihenkaixindeyi,bijingneixiegelishidarenwu,kankanzijidoushiyikouyige“wangxianling”。

erxianzai,queshizhinengkuzhelian。

dangzhenshizhuangbiyishishuang,shihouhuozangchang。

xianzaideta,zhixiwangkeyikuaidianjieshuzheijianposhi,huidaozhongquanxianjixutangping。

jiuzheiban,zaifusudeshenglayingzhuaixia,wangyuanzhinenggenzheta,laidaolefuqianzhunbeiyingjieqinshihuang。

“wangxianling,dengyixiawoyinggaizenmebancaihao?”

fusujinzhangdaohanliumanlian。

王远撇嘴敷衍:

“fusugongzi,dengyixianizhiyaohuidataiduqiangyingjiukeyile。”

“zongzhiyijuhua,sheifangaibixia,nijiuganshei!”

“zheiyetai......”

踏踏~

fusuhaixiangshuoshenme,danxiayishunjiubizuile。

yinweizailiangrentanhuajian,matishengxiangqi,jiedaodejintou,youzhejiupigaodajunmadeshenyingchuxian。

天子驾九!

shenhouhaigenzheshubaimingquanfuwuzhuangdejunshi,jieshishouchibingren!

jianzhuang,wangyuanhefusujieshishenseyining。

buguanbaozhezenmeyangdexinqing,tamendoumingbai,neiweidaqinwangchaodezulong……

要来了!

“erchen,gongyingbixia!”

“臣,恭迎陛下!”

“昂!”

liangrenshengyinyiluo,chenianbianwenwendetingzailefudidemianqian。

zheishiyiliangjiduhaohuadechenian,cheshendiaokelongwen。

dingduanchushiyidingshurenkuandejusan,sanbinghesangailianjiechu,haiyouzheshumeiqingtongchilun,badaqindiguodegongyeshuipingzhangxiandelinlijinzhi。

“无需多礼~”

chenianchuanlaiyidaoweiyanquenanyanpibeideshengyin。

hualuo,cheniandemenbianbeichefudakai,yiweimianmubunuziwei,shuangmourutongbumiehuojudeweiannanzimanbuxialai。

挞!

挞!

yibuyibudeluoxia,doufangfocaizaizhongrendexintou,chentuodezheiweinanzijiurutongtianshangshenming,jianglinrenjian。

kanzhecongchenianshangzouxiadeqinshihuangyingzheng,ganshouzheyingmianerlaidedihuangbaqi,fusushenqinggengjiagongjing,anhanweiju。

wangyuantoutoumiaoleyiyanqinshihuangyingzheng,napabushidiyicijian,neixinhaishizezechengqi。

【zhennaiwangbazhiqicelou,zhenggeniubi,kongburusi!】

挞!!!

“是谁!”

qinshihuangyingzhengdejiaobuturantingzhi,nushengbaohe,muguangrudian,quanshishamang!

zhangguandaqinwangchaoneimeduonian,tazaodaodeanshazaojiubuzhiyici。

daodishishei?jurannenggourucikaojin,zaizijierbianshuohua?

“父皇!”

zheiyimu,zhijiebafusuheleyitiao,liansecangbai!

shenhoudebaimingdaqinshibing,yefenfenjuqibingge,liantongchefuyechaixielechenianjusan,sanmianweidun,sanguweimao,laidaoyingzhengshenbianshunjianjiebei!

然而。

yingzhengdezhouweiquemeiyourenheyigewairen!

是朕的幻觉吗?

yingzhengzhoumei,nanbuchengshiyinweizijimeixiuxihao,taiguoyouxinfusuerchuxianlehuanting?

【zale?zhengge,niyoufanbinglema?】

轰!

jihushibennengde,yingzhengnaohaidouranyizha,muguangsuoding,likeniutoukanxiangshenqingtongyangjingkongdewangyuan!

fusushishenmenuoruoxingge,yingzhengzuishiqingchu,jueduibukenengshuochuzheizhongdanibudaodehua,napazhishixinlixiangxiang。

neimezaichangjiuzhishengxiayigexianyirenle!

王远!

“bi……xia,daodifashengleshenmeshiqing?”

ganshouzheqinshihuangdemuguang,wangyuanxiayishihoutuileyibu,jinghaiyujue!

难道……朕猜错了?

jianzhuang,yingzhengzhouqimeitou,xianrudaoleziwohuaiyi。

bijingwangyuanzheifenjingkong,kanqilaiyebuxiangshizhuangde。

erqiezheijinianyilai,wangyuanyeyizaijujueshengguan,kejianqibenxingqianxu,buxiangshibeidihuijiaoshegenderen。

【zhengge,nikanzhewozheitiaoxianyuganshenme?zhendehaofanya!】

【bidouzhuangwan,nengbunengganjinzouya!】

“!!”

yitingdaozheixindeshengyin,yingzhengmeitoudangjiyitiao,zaidukanxianglehaizaiyuandijingkongdewangyuan!