第5章

“ninengkandedong?”songqihaoqile。

yemujianglin,xianzaiguimamabeijinule,tabeisuozaifangjianli,chuledingzheshijianyiwaiyemeishikeyizuo。

“kanbuleyidian。”songjunhuidadihenfuyan,“woxiangdayouxi,danshimeiwanga。”

“woyexiangdayouxi。”songqigantandao,jiezheduitadaguodeyouxirushujiazhen。

songjuntingzhetingzhe,juranshibushihainengchashanghua。

congshenghuaweijiliaodaolaotouhuan,fubenhuafengjiuzheimechedizouwai。

zuihou,dasunzijidongdidouyaohetabaibazile,lianshengaitantasidetaizao,burankeyiyiqidagta12。

宋均:………

大逆不道!

limianchuiniudapi,waimianturanhualaladixiangqishuisheng。

songjunjuqiyigenshouzhishiyidasunzianjing:“laoyaopozaixizao。”

“kendingyaowosongyujin。”songqifuxileyixiaguize,“zheiwoshisonghaishibusonga?”

huayinweiluo,waimianchuanlaiyushimendakaideshengyin,yinyadeshengyinchuantoulebobodemenban。

“xiaoerzi,yujindiguolaiba。”

水声还没停。

宋乞一脸纠结。

songjunpiaoleyiyansongqi,feiwu,guanjianshihouguoranhaidekantazuyeye。

“shenmeyujin?jinshenmejin?wojiniguayushipangbianlenimeikanzhe?”

yilianchuanshuchu,barenheguiyiquandouganchenmole。

“jiarenmen,sheidongyoujuna,tashenzhitiexindizhunbeileyujin。”

“wokao,tajiaoshenmemingzizenmeside,woyaojitashaozhi!”

“woyeyaojitashaozhi!zheimehaodeshuaigezenmejiusileni!”

“xiaosi,wanyishigejiazhuangbuchirenroudebiantaidaozuihouluchuzhenmianmulewokannimenzenmeban。”

“biantaijiayi,guiguainaliyouhaoxinde?taitianzhenle。”

“tayaoshibiantaiwozhibochishi!”

zhibojianzheiwanzhijiefeitengle,wushudedanmujiumeitingguo。

cong“yangshengguiguaibuchirenrou”dao“guiguaiaiwangta”,shizaishibaodianwushu,caoduowukou。

raner,guimamajiumeiyouneimequeyuele。

taningguoboziyikan,guoranyushipangbianguazheyitiaobaisedeganjingyujin。

yinyadisihoujisheng,taguandiaoshuilongtou,linqiyujin,yonglijiangyujinchechenglesuibutiao!

“diguolai!diguolai!diguolai!diguolai!”

songjunzirantingdaolesichedeshengyin。

taziranchixushuchu,buchengduorang:“nixiaoshundehaoerzizaishuichixiamiandejuzilijiniduofangleyitiaoyujin!dishenmedi,nihaiyaozenmedi?!”

guimamaqijibaihuaidinuhou,tongyangjiangjuzilideyujintuochu,sanliangxiasichenglesuipian!

songjunduozaifangjianlitingdeqingqingchuchu,buyoudedaxi:“sidepiaoliang,jialilonggongjiuzheiliangtiaoyujin,niganggangquansile!meiyouyujinle!meirenjinidi,niyemeideyongle!”

“aaaaaa!!!”

piankedechenjiyihou,guimamachedifengle。

tafennudichongchuyushi,puxiangmumen,danmenshangdebaohuzhilibatagekaile。

xuanshoumeiyouweifanguize,yinci,zaixitongdebaohuzhilixia,tameibanfazhijiepomenerrusilexuanshou!

songjunhaizailimian***duixian:“nichuan***meiyoua,chishen**jiulaizhaonierzi,nidiurenbudiurena?ninengbunengxianbayifuchuanshang?doubianguile,zenmehaineimebuzijuea?”

guimamazaicifachufennuqiewunengdesihou。

“xiaosile,xiaosile,zheishishenmecaozuoa。”

“jiarenmenlaishuayibo6!”

“wokanzheguimamafennudeyangzixiaodejianzhixiangsi。”

“haoba,buguanzheigegegeshibushizhenyoujun,zheibocaozuoshizhende6。”

zhibojianlirehuochaotian,yemujianglin,200duogezhibojianzhiyoulianggehaikaizhe。

yigeshihuafengwaixiedaolaolaojiadexiaguo,haiyouyigeshigebixiaorizi。

xiaorizidewanjiabenlaijiukuaishixueguoduoersile。

zhuanzhejiuzailinsiqian,tawalawalahanleyiju“siyeyaolagedianbeide”,jingranyongjinquanshenliqi,shiyongleyicisjitianfuguiren,chuqibuyijianchaozheguigegeyonglipixia。

tapizhongle,guigegezhijiehuaweilexuewu,yuandibaozhashengtian。

yucitongshi,xiaorizixuanshoudeshangkouyeyirouyankejiandesuduyuhe,lianshangyeduoleyisixuese。

suiranzuoshouyijingshiqu,danshipingpinganandihuolexialai。

huaichudagaijiushiguimamakantadeyanshenyuefabushan。

zheijianshiqingtongyangyeshanglexiaguoresou,guiguai,shikeyibeida“si”,huozheshuokeyishiyongteshushouduanxiaomiede。

dangranle,cemianyeshuomingfubenlideguigegeshilihencaiji。

erpiaoliangguoneigetongyangchoudaole“yangqijiachi”tianfudedaomeidan,benlaizhishiquleyigenshouzhi,keyihuodegengzhangxie。danshitaziluanzhenjiao,wanfanshiguimamanazhecaidaoyaotajinchufang,tacuowudishiyongletianfu。

zheidaozhiguimamazhijiebaonu。youyutaweifanleguize,zaitianfushijianjieshuyihou,guimamalikechongjinxuanshoudefangjiansisuileta。

zhiyuqitaguojia,yixierencaile“jiankangdeshipin”dekeng,yixierenfengle,zhijietiaochuangchutao,beiheianzhongdeguaiwushasi。

xianzai,xiaorizizhibojianderenbijin50yi,yudaxiazhibojianpingfenqiuse。

zheiyilun,xiaguoyirenyiguizhijiebituiguimama,xiaorizixuanshoutongyangguanshanglemen,duozaimenneichuanxi。

tajiushouzaimenbianbugannuowo,yuanyinhenjiandan,zhei***fubenjitaanpaizaiyidongribenchuantongjianzhunei,neipomenshituiladehuamen,meizhuangmensuo!

tahaipazheimendangbuzhuneixionghanjichoudeguimama。

daxiazheiyibian,neijiaoyigeqingsongxieyi。

menwai,guimamabeiqideluoxuanshengtian。

mennei,songjunzaishiyanjiexialaidejihuadekexingxing。

budebushuo,neitiaoguanyugegedeguizejitaxinglejidadefangbian,jianzhijiushibaisongtayigegongjuren。

guimamabuhuifangguota,ertatongyangbudasuanfangguoguimama。

tadexiaomubiao,jiushichengweizheigeguiyichangjingzhenzhengdezhuren。ranhou,yiciweiqierudian,qutishengshili,manmantansuozheigeguiyishijie,xunzhaozuzhilanxingbeitunshidefamen。

ganggang,tashizheyongshouzhichupenglezhusha,xiaoguohenbucuo,zhijianchadianbeizhuoshaochuyigedong。

tashicaiji,guimamabitagaochudayuebangedengji,suirankeyinanieta,danshiyehaobudaonaerqu。

tazheigecaijijiezhuzhishiheliliang,songguimamazhangmianshibuchengwentide。

“nizaiyongnidetianfujiachiyixiazhusha。”songjunminglingdao。

taganggangwenchulesongqitianfudexiaoguo,renweipingjisuiranbugao,danruguoyunyongdedang,keyifahuichuyixiangbudaodexiaoguo。

是个狠诡啊!

songqinengcaidaosongjunzaidashenmezhuyi,tawangzhesongjunyijinghuifudeshouzhi,zhijuedeshizhilianxin,zheiguiduizijihendeyipi。

songqibuzhidaodeshi,songjungenbenganjuebudaotengtong。

duizhushakaiqileyangqijiachitianfuyihou,yidianweiruodejinguangshanguo,dingjingyikan,zhushasihuhaishineituozhusha。

songjunbashouwangshangyikao。zheici,lizhushahaiyou1limizuoyou,shoushangjiuchuanlaile“sila”dezhuoshaosheng。

duiyuzuoweihuorendesongqi,zheidongxijiubuqisihaozuoyong。

songjunjianzhixiangzhijiejiaohao。haoa,zheitemedehaichoushenme?

cike,xiaguozhibojianrenshucengcengwangshangzhang,zhongrenduizheiyimudaganjingqi。

haohaohao,yigeshengchengzijibuchirenroudeguiyi,yingshengshengliyongguizejizijigaolaileyigegongjurenshiba。

erqie,zheiguiyishenzhiguiguaiqicun,dangzhequanqiuguanzhongdemiandouchulezijirendewushuruanlei。

youjun,wandehaoyishoujiedaoshagui!

jinwan,wushurenleimule。

shimianshangsuoyouzhusha,yedouzaidiyishijianbeiqianggouyikong!

zhanlvezhihuishinei,silingyededaoletayaodequanbuxinxi。