1、【脑子存放处】
zuozhedejie（jiao）shi（bian）：kanshenhaowenzhiqian，qinggeweikanguanxianbanaozijicunzaibenlou，burannimendainaozikanxiaoshuo，wopahunongbulenimen。daoshihoushuoyeshuobuguonimen，mayoumabuguonimen。
2、buxihuankandashangzhubozheileitaoludeshenhaowen，keyipasszheibenshule。
zheijitianyourengenwopinglunshuozhujiaojiuzhidaodashang，meiyidiangeju，youzheimeduoqianbuzhidaogaojianshe，buqugaokeyan，buquzuogongyi，woyeshizuile。
zhujiaoyigexiaoshiminturanbaofu，yishanglaijiugaodashangdeweiguoweimin，wusifengxian，sixiangjuewuzheimegao，buweihema？zheiyangxiedeshuangwenjiuxihuankanle？gejujiudale？
dagangzaojiuguihuahaole，zhujiaojiushige**si，turanbaofudiyishijianxiangdejiushichihewanle，erqiejiusuanchihewanleyikaishidouwanbumingbai，zhidongdeyixiaoshimindexintaiquxingshi。
dengwannile，zheiyangdechihewanlerangzhujiaoganjuekongxu，ganjuehaowuyiyi，huimanmanwangshangyefangmianfazhan。
houmianyouhuiyinweimouxieshiqingchudongxinling，wanchengsixiangshenghua，kaishiguanzhugongyi，wangcishanshangmiankaolong。
shenmejiaoqiongzedushanqishen，dazejianjitianxia？zuiqimadedengzhujiaosixiangtuibianshenghuaba，zheideyougeguochengcaiheli。
teyixiugailexuyan，jiashangzheiduanhua，bushixiangshuofuneixiepinglunwogejuxiaoderen。
yibenxiaoshuoxiedezaihao，yeyourentaoyan，yibenxiaoshuoxiedezaicha，yeyourenxihuan，wozhixuyaoduixihuanwodeshuyoufuzejiuxingle。
jinyinweishenhaowenkaijudashangzheigelaotaoluyanewoshuderen，wozhihoujiubuzaizuorenhehuiyingle。
3、buxihuankanhougongwendechumenyouguai，qingyizunbuqukanzhongshenghuidaolaopoguinvchushizhiqiandexiaoshuo。
bijingwozheishishenhaowen，nipaodaoshenhaowenxiaoshuoligenwoshuotaoyanhougong，wohuihennanzuode。
shenhaowenbuxienvren，buxiehuaqian，buxie**，nandaonishixiangrangwojinixiexiuxianhuozhezuocai？baoqian，zuozhechuyibuxing，zhongkounandiao，meifamanzuzheizhongqiguaidepihao。
ruguowobashenhaowenzhujiaoxiechengshenqingzhuanyidenanren，zhizhongqingyuyigenvren，neijiubujiaoshenhaowenle，neishinvpinqingganxiaoshuo，bianchenglebadaozongcaixiaoshuole。
zhenyaozheiyangxie，wogujiwonengbeiqitayinweishenhaolianggezixiyinjinlaideduzhepenchuxianglai。
dangranzainvrenzheifangmian，yebuhuinongchengzhongmayiyang，jiansheijiushang，gaiyoudehaishihuiyou，yehuijinliangkezhi。
4、tupianjingongcankao，yiqieyishiwuweizhun
zheigexuyanshizaixieleshiduozhangcungaohouxiede，yikaishixiangzhexiaoshuolidepinpai、cheliang、ruanjiandouyonghuaminglaixie，biruweixin，dasuanxiechengweixin。
danshiyixiangdaoyiqianzijikanxiaoshuokandaozheizhonghuamingshihoudeguaiyiganjue，youxiangzhehaishiyongzhenshidesuanle。
raneryixieyonglehuamingyebuganjuebieniude，wohaishiyonglehuaming，xiangpuladagaichenglapuda，haowuweihegan。
zheijiudaozhishuliyouxieshizhenming，youxieshihuaming，haiyouyixieshujuyeshiguyixiedegenxianshibutong，biruhuyakaitonghuangdiwozhidaoshi20wan，xiaoshuolixiede15wan，chaohuangshishua150wan，xiaoshuolixiecheng200wan。
zheixiebushibug，zhishiweilejiduzheyigegenghaodeyuedutiyan，dajiaquandangshipingxingshijiezhonggenyuanbenshijiedexiweichabieba，buyongtaiguojijiao，zhidaoshayisinengkandongjiuxingle。
5、guanyubenshudechengnuo（qiushengyu）：
benshubuhuiweile**er**，yebuhuidanchundeweiledalianerqudalian，suoyi**daliandechangjinghuichuxiandebijiaoshao。
benshubuhuiqiangxingjisuoyoupeijiaojiangzhi，peijiaomenyebuhuilunliupaizheduizhaoshangzhujiaobaliancoudaozhujiaobazhangxiamian。danshizheigeshijieshangzongshaobuleyixiexinlimeiyouacshuderen，suoyinanmianhuichuxianyixienaocanpeijiao，shuyuzhengchangxianxiang，qingfangxinshiyong。
benshubuhuichuxiandajiazuitaoyandehouqibianxiuxian、yinengdengqingkuang，yinweianzhaozuozhedeshexiang，qianqimaixiadefubizugouzhichengzheibenxiaoshuodekuangjiale。zhenyaoshizaimeidongxixiele，zuozheyehuiwanben，buhuiwangxiuxianyinengfangmianqiangxingkaolong。
zhisuoyijichuyishangchengnuo，shiyinweibenrenjiucengcanzaotudu，shenshouqihai，zhidaoqizhongdetongku……
zuozheshichabuduo20niandexiaoshuomitaotiele，zuikaishicongzuneizhongwangyihuangpishukaishirukengde。
xianshijinglilegulong、liangyusheng、liliang、liucanyang、chenqingyunzheiyidaiwuxiaxiaoshuodajiadexuntao。
houyoujingliguoxihongshi、yueguan、fengling、tudouzheiyidaixinshengwangwenzuojiabaihuaqifangdeshidai。
zaidaorujinshigerendouxiexiaoshuo，daozhiwangwenzhiliangcanchabuqi，youxiexiaoshuozhenshikandewogangadenengyongjiaozhitoukouchusanshiliangtingle。
yaomejiushizhujiaonaocan，yaomejiushipeijiaonaocan，yaomejiugancuishizhengbenshuquantinaocan。
youxiexiaoshuoqianjizhangjiuzhijierangduzhekandaodufashenwang，bushiwenzhongrenwuduihuarangrenhanmaozhili，jiushituruqilaideganqingkandetiaoxi。
suoyirangwoyemengshengchulezijixieyibenxiaoshuodechongdong。
shuozheimeduo，jiushixianggaosugewei，kanxiaoshuowoshinengzhidianjiangshandeniubirenwu，danshixiexiaoshuowojiushigecaiji。
zheishiwodiyicixie，kanxiaoshuozhixuyaozuoxiangqichengzhidianjiangshan，xiexiaoshuoxuyaochuangzaoyigexunishijie，gousigezhongqingjie，zheishilianggegainian。
suoyidajiaqianwanxianbuyaoduibenwenbaoyoutaigaodeqidai，zhunbeihaojieduwanhesuxiaojiuxinwan，xiexiedajialijiezhichi！