第1章 我家狗狗会“说话”

“wei,lajinnidelianggezanggou,bierangtamenguolai,cao,rengengouyiyangzang,wopei……”

“neigeshei,niganjinbanidegoulayuanyidian,kebiehezhewodexiaowaisunle,yaoburan,kanwobuesini。”

“wa,zheishijinmaoba,zhangdezheimehaokan,dashu,wonengbunengluyixianideaigoua……”

gongyuandebianbianshang,suchenglazhetadeliangtiaoaiquan,heitanheyingtao,zhengzailiuzhe,jigelurenzhizhetagentadeliangtiaogou,zaiqieqiesiyu。

suchengdoukuaiyunle,kebushiyinweibierenxianqitahetadeaiquan,ershi,takuaibeieyunle……

tadoulihunkuaishinianle,xiangbudao,gangchengguosannianyiqing,zijishoulideyidianjixugangganghuaguang,sheizhi,tadeneigeeduqianqi,yizhisuzhuang,yiwulizhifunverfuyangfeiweiyou,jiubatajinshengdeyigedianpuhefangzidoujiezoule。

xianzai,tashiwukenaihe,tuoleshuren,zuleyigebizedecheku,yibianyangliangtiaoaiquan,yibiandaochuzhaogongzuo。keshi,tadousishichutoule,xianzaiyiqinggangguo,nanengzhaodaoshenmeheshidegongzuo?

yankanzhe,yidaigouliangmashangjiuyaochiguang,suchengzijiyeyaoduandu,taxiangzhe,jintianzheiyicizaochenliuhaogouzhihou,jiuqianzhegou,chuquqitaoguohuo。

sheizhi,ganggangzoujinzheigemeiyouduoshaorendegongyuanbianshang,jiubeizheixierenshuozijidegougenzijizang,suchengdoukuaimeiliqijieshile,haimeidengneigexiaoguniangguolailuyingtao,tajiuchezheliangtiaoaiquanhuilecheku。

heitanheyingtao,shisuchengdeneigezahuodianhaizaideshihou,yitianbangwan,yigelaorenguolaimaidongxisongjitade。benlaisuchenghaibuxiangyao,yinweineilaorenshuobuqingzheilianggegouzishishenmepinzhong。

suchengzijiyekanbuchu,xilihutujiushouxiale。zhihou,takanzheigeheibuliuqiudexiaojiahuo,shigexiaogonggou,quanshenyidianzamaodoumeiyou,jiulianshetoudouheihuhu,jiujiqumingjiaozuoheitan。

neigeyansefahongdexiaojiahuo,shigemude,yinweidianmenwaiyourenzaijiaomaiyingtao,tazhijiejiujiqumingyingtao。

benyiwei,zheilianggejiahuo,shixunchangdezhonghuatianyuanquan,genbenjiuzhangbudani,meixiangdao,dengdaosannianyiqingyijieshu,zheiheitanheyingtao,jingrandouzhangchengle“biaoxingdahan”。

neiheitanyishuideheimao,sijiaotaxue,xiongqianhaiyouyicuobaimao,lianggetongkonggenbiedegoudoubuyiyang,xiaoshihouheiqiqideheidouyan,zhangdazhihou,suchengzixiyikan,neitongkongjiugendianshilineixiesheleidechabuduo,shishutong,yansehaishihuanghese。

yingtaogengshen,xiaoshihouyansehongderutongqiutianlidefengye,zhangdazhihou,shengaomada,zhanqilai,dounengbadaosuchengdejianbangtoushang,erqieyanseyuefadexianyanchucai……

zheiliangtiaodagou,xingqingjiwenhe,congsuchengshouyangyilai,conglaidoumeiyoufaguobiao,buguo,meihuitaqianzhezheilianggedajiahuochuquliu,zongshinengyinrenzhumu。

youyihui,tazaizijifangzixiamianliugoudeshihou,haiyouyigerenchujiagewuwan,maiheitanheyingtao,suchengzhijiejujue。

yinwei,zaizijilihunshangtongderizili,haiyouyiqingnanaodesuiyueli,zheiheitanheyingtao,zhendejiletafazineixindeweijie,bieshuowuwanle,jiusuan100wan,suchengyebuhuimai。

taqianzhelianggedajiahuo,huidaozuzhudechekulimian,benlaihaixiangzhuangyipengouliangjitamenchini,danyikangouliangsuoshengwuji,yezhishijitamenhuanlefangliangdebaikaishui,rangtamenhe。

tazijizeshizuozaidanrenchuangbian,xiangzhedengyihuierzijigaizenmequwaimianqitao,ai,daolemeichimeihededibu,gongzuoyouzhaobudao,suchengdoukuaijifengle。

tazudezheigechekuhenxiao,benlaishifangdongfangdianpingcheyongde。limianjinyouyigehenxiaodedanrenchuang,fangleyizhanglaojiudechoutizhuozi,qitakongjianjiusuoshengwuji。buguo,yinleshurenguanxi,fangzuyigeyuesanbai。

tabanguolaideshihou,youyucongmang,yemeiyoutairenzhendasao。tazhengxiangzhechulushi,jiutingdaolianggedagouzi,touduitou,zhengkenzheyigegutou。

buduijinga,zicongbanguolaizhihou,youyumeiqian,haojiudoumeiyoumaiguoroule,nalilaidegutou。tajidezijidezheiliangtiaogouzineishijiqitingzijihuade,chuquconglaibujianrenhelaji,bujingtayunxu,yecongbuluandiaodongxide。

xianzai,tayikan,zheiheitanheyingtaokendezhenghuan,yebuzhidaoneigutouyuanbenduodakuai,xianzailianggedajiahuokenengshiejile,kapakapajixia,neizhengkuaigutoulikebeizhengqiangyikong。

suchenggenbenlaibujizuzhihechize,liangtiaodagouxianzai**zui,dunzuozhekanzheta,neiyangzihaoxianghaiyoudianbuhaoyisi。

“ni,nimengaoshenmefeiji,nalilaidegutou,zenmejiujifenchiguangle?nimenbupayourenxiadua?”

lianggedajiahuoyitingsuchengshuohua,mashangjiugenlianggetinghuadexiaohaiyiyang,yizuoyiyou,henduanzhengzaizuozailetadeliangbian,erqiedouzuibalieliezhe,duizhesuchengxiaomimi。

woqu,suchenggangcaizhanqilaiyoudianguomeng,xianzaiyoukandaolianggouzheigexiongyang,tashenzihuangleyixia,chadianshuaidaozaichuangshang。

“nimenyuedazenmehuiyuebuguaileni,buzhidaoluanjiangutouchi,zaowanhuiyaolenimendegoumingde?”

tameihaoqidishuluoleyixia,mangshenchushou,xiangbakaiheitandezuibakankan,limiandegutoushifouhaizai。

jieguo,gangbaozhuzheiheitandedanaodai,tajiuganjuezijidenaodaililailexinxi。

zhurenbieluanlai,zheigutoumeishi,womenchileganjuejingshenhaodehen!

shenmeyisi,zhuren?gutoumeishi?suchengdoukuaimengle,kexinxihenqingxi,jiugenyourenzaizijierbianshuohuayiyang。

shaoshaowenzhuxinshen,takaimenhaichaowaimiankanleyiquan,bingmeiyoukandaoyourenluguo,zheicaiguanhaomen。

woqulegeca,zhendejiade?suchengzheicaizhuyidao,haoxiangshizheigedajiahuoheitanzaigenziji“jiaoliu”。dantazhishidongleyixiayanjingeryi。

tahaishiyouxiebuxin,jiujindingzhezheizuodehenduanzhengdelianggedajiahuo,tamenshizhendeyougaoyouda,zuozaidishang,lianggedanaodaidouchaoguolesuchengdeduqiyan。

zhurenbubidanxin,womenxianzainenggenniyishijiaoliu!

suchengbaozhelianggedagoutou,tayou“tingdao”le!zheichekuliliwaiwaijiuzijiyigeren,haiyouliangtiaogou!

zhongyu,suchengchedixinle,zijifeijinxinliyangchulaidezheilianggedajiahuo,chileyikuaibuzhidaolailudegutou,jingrannenggenziji“tonghua”!zhentemejianleguilea,jintian。

“wodetian,zhenshinimenshuojiwode?nandao,nimenshishenquanbucheng?haishichenglejingma?wo,wodoukuaibeinimenhesile……”

fangxinbazhuren,neigutoumeidu,nikanwomendeyanjing,womenjiukeyijiaoliule……

suchengkanxianglianggedajiahuodeyanjing,zhende,zaishoudaoxinxishi,tamendeyanjinghaiyidongyidongde!

yuanlairuci,nandaoshineigefangdongpengyouteyifangjinlaide?kebuduia,fangdongbushichuguolema?

“buguanle,zhiyaonimenmeishijiuhao,wotaihaipanimenbeirendudao,ai,ruguozhendebeirenxiayaole,wojiuzhendehuobuxiaqule,nimenyekandaole,xianzaibabayijingyitianmeichidongxile……”

suchengguoqu,yishoubaozheyigegoutou,ziguzishuozhehua,yanquandouhongle,tayongshouqingqingpaizhelianggedajiahuo,chayidianjiukuchulesheng……

fangxinbazhuren,nihaohaoxiuxiyixia,womenchuquzhuanyiquan……