第3章
“bushibalinzi，nigentazaiyiqisannian，juranmeineige？”
zhaosenchijingdedingzhelinxu，sihuzaiweitadabaobuping。
“zenmekeneng，yifucongbusahuang。”linxulianshanglvedaiganga，jimangkanxianglaobanzhuanyihuati：“laoban，liangtiaohuazi，duoshaoqian？”
laobanheiheizhixiao，ganmangjieshaoqilai：“nimenyaonazhong？yinghedehua，yuanjiasibaiwuyitiao，liangtiaojiniyouhuidian，suanbabaiwuhaole，saomahaishixianjin？”
“扫码。”
linxufuleqian，fanlidaozhangtishiyingshengxiangqi。
【weijiebaixiongdizhaosenxiaofei850yuan，huodeshibeifanli8500yuan。】
才八千五？
linxuzhoulezhoumei，kandaolaobanshenhoudejuzilihaiyouhenduozhengtiaodegaodangyan，zaicikaikou：“zainaliangtiaohetianxiaba，saomajini。”
zhaosenyiting，jimangzhenjingdezulandao：“bushi，linzinifengle？hetianxiameitiaoyiqiankuai，falejiangjinyebunengzheimebaijiaa，rizibuguola？”
“pasha，sanshijiwandetiangoujindouhuale，womenxiongdiqinian，haibuzhizheiqianbabaide？”
yousitiaomingguixiangyandefanlidiandi，linxuniutoujiukanxianglelingyicedemaotai，youjihaoxiongdianpaileyixiangtaizi，bazhaosengandongdebuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。
“linzi，younizheixiongdi，zheibeizizhile！”zhaosenpailepaitadeshoubei，chengnuodao：“zheiliwobubaishounide，womenbumenjinglishanggeyuegangdiaozou，huitouwojilingdaosongguoqu，zhengquzuoshangtadeweizi，yihouwozhaoni！”
linxukuxiaobudedetixingta：“deleba，yigebaoanjinglinengyouduodaquanli，nizhiguannahuiquchou，biegaozheixiexude，youxierenshouleliweibijinibanshi。”
taditoukanleyanzhanghuyue，mingyanmingjiushuafanliguorankuai。
yizhuanyandegongfu，jiuruzhangshiliuwanduo。
kexitazaijiangbeimeijigepengyou，gongsineixieshiliyan，tayouqiaobushang。
ai？laobayeshinanren，yaoshigentabaigebazi......
zheibigdandeniantougangyichuxian，jiubeilinxujiqiamiele。
xiaoshihouaidepidaihexiedi，jitaliuxialewufamomiedexinliyinying。
buguo，jilaobachongdianhuafeizongmeiwentiba？
chenzhezhaosenlinzheyanjiuqusongli，taduzifanhuizhuchu，jilaobachongleliangqiankuaihuafei。
【weihaoyoulinzhengdongxiaofei2000yuan，huodeshuangbeifanli4000yuan。】
haoyou？xitongshibieyouloudonga，neimingmingshiqindie。
buyihuier，laodiejiudalaidianhuazhiwen：“erza，nichoushenmefenga，jiwochongliangqiankuaihuafeigansha？woyigeyuetaocanfeicai29kuai，nizheibushiqianduoleshaodeme！”
haozailinxuzaojiuxianghaoleshuoci，xiaohehedefuyandao：“meishi，zheishiwomengongsifadefuli，chongyiqiansongyiqian，nihemalunliuyongbei。”
“zheiyanga，neixing，nihaohaogongzuo，qianshengzhedianyong......”
“rangwogenerzishuoliangju，xiaoxuya，nigenlinlinfazhandezayang，zhunbeishashihoujiehun？”
“......”
tingdaomuqindexunwen，linxudunshikuxiaobude。
laoliangkouyigequantashengqian，yigequantazaodianjiehun。
zheiliangjianshidandunachulaidoumeiwenti，fangyiqijiuyouwentile。
zheiniantouxiangtanlianainayoubuhuaqiande？
qianhuawanleyouruhejiehun？
nagezhangmuniangbushizidakaikou，yaocheyaofangyaocunkuan？
linxuxiaozhefuyandao：“manijiubiecaoxinle，guojiniancungoumaifangdeqian，ziranjiunengjiehunle。”
tameitigenchenlinfenshoudeshi，pafumudanxin。
gualedianhua，tahuranxiangqilaobadeshoujipingmusuilebushedehuan，gancuiyouxiadanmailegezuixinkuandezhedieping，huaweimatex9，shoujiayiwanjiuqianduo。
meixiangdaogangguojifenzhong，qiannvyoudedianhuajiudaleguolai。
linxuyouyupianke，xuanzejieting。
buliaogangjietong，jiutingdaochenlinzaineitoupokoudama。
“haonige**！nishedehualiangwankuaimaishouji，bushedejiwomaizuanjie，nishibushichengxinqiwo？”
“wogenniyijingfenshoule，genghekuangniyezhaodaolexinnanyou，womaishenmeyongdezhexiangnibaobeima？”linxubuxiedefanwen。
“wo…wogentazhishiputongpengyou，guyiqingtabangmangyanyichuxiqini，ninandaokanbuchulai？”
“woyinggaikanchulaima？”
zheizhonghongxiaohaidepianshu，linxuyouzenhuishangdang。
“linxu，wogentazhenmeishenme，womenhehaoba？huashuonifaleduoshaojiangjin，jintianqixijie，nihaimeisongwoliwuni。”
“mianle，womenbuheshi。”
“suanwocuolehaibuxing？”chenlindeyuqizhongtouzhejifennuyi，xuanjiyoudishengxiaqideyangqiudao：“nibieshengqilehaobuhao，zhiyaonijiwomaigeliwu，wojiuyuanliangnile，lianjiefazainiweixinshang......”
haojiahuo，qianbanjuhaizaiqiuyuanliang，xiabanjujiukaishilaoqian？
genggaoxiaodeshi，haishuomaigeliwujiuyuanlaita......
linxuxiayishidedakaiweixin，diankaiduifangfalaidelianjiekanlekan。
guchixiajixinkuannvbao，69800！
滚尼玛！
tazhijieguaduanledianhua，bingbachenlindehaomalajinleheimingdan。
真拿他当傻凯子呢！
zheizhonglaonv，youduoyuangunduoyuan！
bashoujirengzaiyibian，tashufudetangzaichuangbian，kaishipansuanxiayibujihua。
suiranyijinggenzhaosenjiebai，danhuaqianyedexianggehelidejiekoucaixing。
fouzerongyibeineixiaozidangchenglingyousuotu。
zijideshengriyijingguole，zhaosendeshengrizainiandi，nanrenzhijianyoubucunzaishenmeyiqiguodejieri，napashiguanggunjieyehaizaozheni。
mingsikuxiangpianke，linxuyipainaomen，shunjianyoulezhuyi。