第5章 弟弟的奇遇

xiangsiqiongrenzhendishuodao:“woxin。”

yetianhendao:“ng,qishiwozhisuoyiyouzheishengongfu,yequeshishizaijianyulihuodede,dangshishiwogangjinjianyu,zaijianyunongchanglaodong,jieguobeiyitiaosheyaole,chadiansangming,jianyuliderenbawojiuhuozhihou,wojiugandaozijideyanjingheshentidoufashenglejidadebianhua,xianzaiwodeyanjingbujinkeyikanqingchu3qianmiwaiderenhedongxi,erqiehaikeyiyeshi,toushi……”

zheijianzhitaifeiyisuosile。

xiangsiqiongyiweiyetianhenhaizaigenzijihushuo,dangjilianseyichen,dao:“haitoushi?nizenmebushuonizijideyanjingshixguangni,yetianhen,nishizhenbunawodangjiejieleduiba?haibushuoshihua?”

yetianhenzhalexiayanjing,chaoxiangsiqiongshenshangkanqu,dangtouguoyifukandaoneiliangzuogaosongdeshanfengshi,yixiazihalazijinbuzhudouyaoliuchulaile。

“kanshenmekan,kuaishuo。”

“dajie,nijianbangshangdeneigehongsedehulitouwenshen,zhenpiaoliang。”

tingyetianhenshuowan,xiangsiqiongxiayishilishuodao:“shiba,woyehenxihuan……”danshishuodaozheilitaturanlengzhule,yinweijintiantachuandekeshizhangxiuyifu,erqieneigehulitoudewenshenshitazuijinjitiancaiwende,yetianhengenbenbukenengzhidao。

tadeyanjingzhendekeyitoushi!

“a——”xiangdaozheili,xiangsiqiongdunshijingjiaoqilai,xiayishilitaishoushouleyixiayiling,meihaoqishuodao:“wogaosunichoudidi,niyaoshidanganluankan,wobanideyanzhuzijinikouxialai。”

“haha……”yetianhendaxiaozhe,shuodao:“jie,nibushibuxinma?zaishuole,xiaoshihouzanmendouyiqixizao,qishiwozaojiu……”

“滚!”

yixiangdaozijideshentikenengbeikanguangguang,xiangsiqiongdexinjiuputengtengzhitiao,lianshangyizhenzhendehuotang。

yetianhenjiandajielianhongle,suijieshidao:“nifangxinbadajie,wozheigegongnengshikeyizijikongzhide,nihaibuxiangxinnididiwoma,nimenshiwodejiejie,shiwodeqinrena。”

tinglezheihua,xiangsiqiongcaisongleyikouqi。

yetianhendao:“buguo,jie,woqiuniyijianshi。”

“choudidi,shuoshenmeqiubuqiude,nishiwodidi,shenmeshiqingdajiedoudayingni。”

“jie,wozheigejinglibijingtaifeiyisuosi,erqiewochulaizhadao,yiqiedoushirenshengdibushude,buxiangtaiguozhangyang,yimianrelaiyixiebubiyaodemafan,suoyibudaowanbudeyiwobuhuidongshou,suoyijiejieyidingyaotiwobaomi,jiulianganbaheqitajiweijiejiedoubuyaoshuo,haoma?”

xiangsiqiongdao:“hao,jiejiedayingni。”

“keshi,choudidi,neinigangcaiweishenmechushoua?nikezhidao,nizheiyichushou,jiusuanxiangdidiaoyedidiaobuqilaile,lijiazaibeijiangdeshilishenbukece,jushuohuidaobaidaodouyouren。”

yetianhendao:“woshixiangzanshibaochididiao,suoyiyaoshiyourenzhenduiwo,nengrenwojiuren,keshiwobuyunxurenherenqifuwojiejie,napashiyidiandoubuxing!renherendoubuxing!zhiyaoyourenganqifuwojiejie,napatashitianhuanglaozi,woyezhaozoubuwu!”

xiangsiqiongxinzhonggandaoyizhennuanyi,lianshangdaizhexingfudexiaorong。

hongguangdashamenqianguangchangshang。

liuliangbenchis450tingzaiguangchangshang。

congdiyiliangcheshangxialaiyiweinianjizai50duosui,wuduanshencai,toufaxishu,liangyanxixiaodezhongniannanzi,zhengshihanbeidichandongshizhang,beijianglishijiazudedangjiaren,libindebabaliyao。

houmianwuliangcheshang,meiliangcheshangdouxialaiwuweishouchigunbangdedashou。

kandaozheiyimu,weiguandebaixingmenhulayixiaquanbusankaile。

jiulianhongguangdashadebaoan,yedouhuidaoxuanzhuanmenlimian,bijingtamenyedoutingshuoguohanbeijituanbaobiaodemingqi,sheiyebuxiangchuzheigemeitou。

“ba!ba!wozaizheiliaba!”

libindashenghanzhe,chongliyaobuzhudizhaoshou。

liyaoyinzheliandabuzouguoqu,dunzaitamianqianwendao:“zheidaodishizenmehuishi?xiaobin,shisheibanimendachengzheiyang?”

“ba,niyidingyaojiwozuozhua!”

liyaotaitoukanzhehongguangdasha,chenshenghedao:“qu,baxiangsiqiongjiwozhuadaozheierlai,wodaoyaowenwenta,tazenmexiadequshou!”

“shi,dongshizhang!”liyaodemishudayingzhe,zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。

libinjiaozhuta,shuodao:“ba,bushixiangsiqiongdade,shixiangsiqiongneigedididade,neiwangbadanbuzhidaoshicongnaermaochulaide,henlihai。”

“didi?meitingshuoguoxiangsiqiongyougedidia。”mishuhuidadao。

“cha!likejiwocha!woyidingyaochaqingchudawoerziderendaodishishei!jiusuantashitianhuanglaozi,woyeyaorangtajiwoerziyigegongdao!”liyaochongmishuhedao。

mishudiantou,taochushoujidaoyibianqudadianhuale。

liyaoqinzifuzhelibinshangleche,qiyudeneixiebaobiaobatandaozaidishangdeshijigebaobiaoyedoufushangche,likailexianchang。

mishukaizheche,shanglezhugandao,caishuodao:“dongshizhang,ganggangworangrenchale,danshichabuchulai,zhinengchadaozheixiangsiqiongshigeguer,genzheyigejiaojiangpingdegulaotouzizhangda,neilaotouzichulexiangsiqionghaishouyangleqiyuwugenvhaizi,biedejiushenmedouchabudaole。”

“废物!”

zuozaihouzuodelibinnuhouzhe,shuodao:“chabudao?nandaonideyisishishuowozaisahuang?”

“duibuqilizong,wobushineigeyisi。”

“womingmingjiukandaoleneigexiaozi,duile,wotingxiangsiqiongjiaotatianhen,kendingneixiaozijiaoshenmetianhen!”

liyaoshuodao:“haole,zhiyaodaoshihouwomenbaxiangsiqiongzhuaguolai,yiwenbujiuzhidaolema?ganqifuwoliyaodeerzi,woyaorangtazhidaozhidaolihai!”

“ba!niyidingyaoweiwobaochou!”

“fangxinba。”liyaoshuozhe,rangmishukaichedailu,balibinyijineixieshoushangdebaobiaoquanbusongquyiyuanjiuzhi。

……

yetianhenjieshiqingchuzhihou,xinliyeqingsonglexuduo。

bijingzaizijideqinrenmianqianshuohuang,huijitadailaifuzuigan。

jiexialai,yetianhenyoudazhishuoleyixiezijidejingli,dangranweilebujixiangsiqiongdailaizugoudezhenhan,tayiranyinzanglehenduo。

xiangsiqiongtanlekouqi,dao:“nishiwomenjigelimiannianlingzuixiaode,quebuxiangnidejingliqueshiwomenjigelimianzuikankede,choudidi,doushijiejiemenmeizhaoguhaoni,zheicihuilai,nijiubuyaozoule,jiejiemenzhaoguni!”

“ng,wozheicihuilaijiubudasuanzoule,zaiwaimianzheixienian,wozuixiangdejiushiliuweijiejie,haiyouganba。”

“womenzhangdahou,douyoulegezideshiye,pingshiyehennanjuzaiyiqi,danshijiemeimenmeitianzhishaoyouyigelaikanwangganbade。zicongnishizongzhihou,laotouerdeqingxujiubiandeyuelaiyuecha,yebuaixiaole,suirantazuishangbushuo,danshiwomendouzhidao,tazuidanxindehaishini。”

yetianhendao:“wocaibuxinni,danxinwojiufeiyaozuoyizhuozicaia,weishenmebuqingwoqubeijiangdafandianchikaoquanyanga,wokantajiushihenwo,hengheng。”

“hahaha……”xiangsiqiongxiaole,shuodao:“qishilaotouzheixienianzuofandeshuipingtigaolebushao。”