第1章 傻子

sdadexiaomenkou,chuquleliuxiaokaoyandexuezhangmen,daduoshudexueshengmenzaoyihuanhuanxixidihuijiaguoshujiaqule。

erjijingdexiaoyuankou,zhifanyemaodewutongshuxia,tanzhizhizhengyirenjingjingdizhanzhe,shoulilazheyigelianglvsexinglixiang。

takanshangquyouxiejucu,fengjiangtadequnbaichuidexiexulingluan。

yuanzaiyiqiangongliyiwaidegegeshuoyaolaijieta,suoyitahengaoxing,youhuangluandeyouxiejucubuan。

tanannianshitadegege,kezaitanzhizhidejiyilizheigehetatongbaodegegeduitabingbuguanxin,shenzhishifangan,tadegegebingbuxihuanta,tanzhizhiyizhidouzhidao。

jingchengtanjiasanxiaojietanzhizhibuguoshiyigexiaohua,tanzhizhitazijiyezhidao。

tazhishiyigedachushengjiubeiguaidaonongcundeyexiaohai,meiyoujiaoyang,yebudonglishu,yidianyemeiyoudajiaguixiudeyangzi,tanuoruoyoudanxiao,shizhenggetanjiadechiru,yeshizhenggejingchengdexiaobing。

shenzhitadefuqinshixiwangtakeyisizaibeiguaidelushang,tanjiabuyaomeiyongdedongxi……

“badian……badian……”

gegemingmingshuobadianlaijietade,tanzhizhiyoudiannanguo,tayouxiegengjiadejucu,gengjiadebuan,talenglengdikanzheshoujipingmushang10.33deshijianxianshi,shoujiaobushoukongzhidifadou,“pianwo……”

tanzhizhichuixialetou,taenmieleneimanpingdachuququewurenjietingdexiaoximianban,tuizhexinglixiangxiangjieshangzouqu,tayaoquhuochezhan,tabudebuquhuochezhan。

zheishizhengzhiliuyuexiaxundemeiyujijie,tianhudiyixiajiuzhuanleyang,yuhuahenkuaijiucongtianerjiang,dadeguolurenyigecuoshoubuji。

“xiayule,zhendaomei……”

tanzhizhinannanziyuzhe,ketabingmeiyoutingzhiwangqianzoudebufa,tayizhishoulazhexingli,yizhishousisijiangshoujikouzaihuaizhong,naodaichuixiaqudefahen,rangrenjianbuzhetadebiaoqing。

tanzhizhiyidiandoubuxihuanxiayutian,yinweixiayutianzongshijiangqifenchendeyinchenchende。

dajieshangderendousansanliangliangzouzhe,tamenhuoshijuyongzaiyibasanxia,youhuoshiyirenchengsanjicongcongdilveguo,caixiandetayirenzaiyulidaidaidichulizheneimekexiao。

zhongyubeitanzhizhijinjinhuzaihuailideshoujixiangle,tadichuizheyanlianxiadeneishuangandanshisedeyanjingcaimengdiliangleqilai,taxiayishidiyangqilenaodai,bujingyijianluchuletaneishuanghaokandehuposedeyanjing。

“哥哥……”

“duibuqia,zhizhi,gegewangjilelaijienideshi,niyezhidaonijiejietayezaisshi,gegexianqujienijiejiele,nijiejiebanlushangkandaoleyijiashangchangjiujinquguangleguang,dangeledianshijian。”

“哦……”

yedui,xiangbiyuerjie,tayounengsuanshenmeni……

“nihaixuyaorenlaijieme,daisanlema?”

“daile。”queshidaile,zaixinglixiangli,tayebudasuannachulaile。

“xingba。neinijiuzijihuilaiba,bazhaonihaiyoushi。wowangnikashangdaleyiqiankuaiqian,nizhaogechejintianwanshangzhiqianhuilai。”

tadeshouji“dingdong”dixiangleyisheng,shidaozhangdeshengyin。

dianhuabeiduimianhaobuliuliandiguaduanle,tanzhizhixiangxiao,quezenmeyexiaobuchulai。

tanzhizhidingzaileyuandi,tayouxiechuanbuguoqidikanzhebeiguadiaodedianhua,mamudeganjuechichidijiangtatunshi。

tazaogaixiangdaorangtanziquguangshangchang,yuanbijiangtaliangzailubianlianggexiaoshigengyaozhongyao。

napatatanzhizhicaishitatananqinmeimei,ertanzibuguoshiyangnv,haishiqiangletaweizhideyangnv。

renrendouzhidaotanjiayouliangweixiaojie,yigeshimingzhu,yigeshishazi。

tajiushishazi,tanzijiushimingzhu。

jingchengrenrenyezhidaotatanzhizhicaishitanjiaqinshengdenver,neitanziyanzhibuguoshiyigeyangnv,ketamendouxinzhaobuxuandejuekoubuti。

tanzizhishiyigeyangnv,shitanjianongdiuleqinshengnverdaihuiqudeyigetidaipin,kerenmendouwangle……

shijiunianqiandeyigehanye,zaijunqudieryiyuanli,tanjiadefurennanchanshengxialeyigenverbuxingqushi,yiyuanshangxiayipianhunluan,beiyiwangzaichanfanglidexinshengerjiuzheiyangbeiqiaoqiaoditouzoule。

neigebeitouzoudeyingerzhengshitanzhizhi,dangtanjiahuishenfaxiangangchushengdeyingerbujianshi,yijingtaiwanle。

jiebeisenyandejunquyiyuandiulehaizi,haimeiyouyidianxiansuo,duomewunaideshi。

tanjiazaizhaoxunwuguozhihou,biandaihuiquleyigeliangsuideyangnv,qumingjiaotanzi,laizuoxinlianweiyushibianyoulerujindetanjiaerxiaojie。

tanfurenqushihoudediernian,tanfubianlingqulexinren,shidierjunqujunzhangjiadenver,xinrenrumenhoujiqishandaitanjiadeyishuangernv,youqishiduitanziaihuyoujia。

yijiaqilerongrong,bunianbanfenjiurenzhiqing……

zaichunderenhuaiyizuishandexinqukanzheiqiaohederangrenhoubeifaliangdeshi,doubudebuhuaiyitanjiafurendesi……

tanzhizhiexindexiangtu,takongzhibuzhudiyoufadouqilai,tayibuyiqudixiangqianzouqu,zaidayuzhongshenshouxianglanxiayiliangche。

tayichushengjiubeimaidaoleyichushangouli,yijiahaoxienianmeihaizidefuqijiangtamailexialai,dantadejiujiuconglaimeiyouxiangguofangqita,zaitaliusuineinianjiangtajiulechulai。

tingshuotadaxiaojiuben,beijiuhuilaideshihouhaibuzenmehuishuohua,jiandaorenjiuku,youzangyouchou,hunshenshangxiameiyouliangjinrou,shoudeheyizhiyehouziyiyangexin……

huoxuba,tahaibuzenmejishi,tabuganshuotaqishihaoduohaoduoshiqingdoujibuzhu,buguangshiliusuiyiqiandeshiqing,haoduohaoduotongkudeshiqingtadoubuzenmejideqilai,taduiyixieniansuideshiqingdoushimohubuqingde。

tanzhizhishibushouhuanyingde,tadehaoerjiedajiandaotajiukaishihaipa。

tanzishiwugukeliande,tahaipatanzhizhidehuilaihuifenzoutanfutanmuduitadeai,padajiahuibuxihuantazheigefeiqinshengdehaizi,huigantazou。

yushitabaozhetanfutanmukuqi,yushitachuanzhehualideyifu,lazhetanandeyixiushuo,tanzhizhishibushibuxihuandajiacaibushuohuaa。

meiyourenxihuantanzhizhi,takanqilaitaigegeburu,rangyixiejiushibutingdihuidang。

tadechuxianhuirangtanzimeiyouanquangan,yushitanzhizhibeibuyunxuchuxianzaiketingyijicanzhuo、juhuiyiqieyoukenengyingxiangdaotanjiaganqingdedifang,chengweisuoyourendexiaobing。

tazhendehenben,ketayebushishazia,taxiangbumingbaitamingmingcaishiqinshengde,weishenmesuoyourendoubuxihuanta,suoyourendouzhixiangzhetanzi。

yuyuexiayuedajiangtanzhizhizhenggerenxiangpaozaileshuiliyiban,zhongyuyiliangchetingzailetamianqian。

“jiniliangqian,woyaoqushangjing。”