第2章 阎王殿里请了假,就问你们怕不怕

yumenwaiderenaobutong,cishichenweidongzhujianlengjingxialai。

suizhejiyiyidiandianqingxi,tayemingbaileshiqingdejingguo。

yuanzhuyesuangemingkuzhiren。

chushengzaisiheyuannei,basuineinian,changlichuxianyiwai,fumushuangwang。

tazhinenggenzheyeyeyigerenshenghuo。

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zhishishouyishangyizhimeiyouzhangjin。

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yincitadexuetushijianyebiqitarenduolexieniantou。

tadaoshibuzaiyizheixie,xinlizhixiangzhenengyouyifenwendingdeshouru,nengyanghuotaheyeyejiuxing。

keshiliangnianqian,yeyedeleyichangdabingqushile,jialijiushengxiatayigeren。

yejiushicongneishikaishi,meiyouleyeyedebihuhou,yizhonghaiduitadetaiduyebuzaiyinzang。

zaichanglimian,suoyoudeleihuo、zahuo,jihudoubeitayigerenchengbaole。

zheihaibusuan,jiadongxusileyihou,yizhonghaiyouyiduanshijian,sihuxiangpeiyangta,zuoweiyanglaoderenxuan。

yiduanshijianhou,yinweitadeyuben,youfangqile。

erqie,congneiyihou,yizhonghaikaishibianbenjiali,jihurangtabaolanlesuoyoudeliqihuo。

yilaierqu,meirimeiyedemaitoukugan,zhongjiushihuanlaiyishendejibing。

lianggeyueqian,tabingdaole。

youyutajializhiyouyigeren,jingguoyizhonghaizuzhiquanyuandahuiyihou,zhaogutadezerenlundaolejiazhangshiyijiadetoushang。

dangranle,jiazhangshiyijiashibuhuidayingzheizhongchulibutaohaodeshiqing。

无利不起早。

zaichenweidongtangzaichuangshanghunmideshihou,tacengtingdaoguoyizhonghaiheqinhuairudeduihua。

yizhonghaizhaoguqinhuairuyijia,bazheigeshiqinganpaidaotamendetoushang。

wairenkanqilaisihuxiangshiyijiankuchashi。

shijishang,tamendianjideshichenjiadefangzi,haiyouchenweidongdefuxujin。

zhiyaochenweidongyisi,suoyoudeyiqie,doukeyimingzhengyanshundeanpaijiqinhuairuyijia。

rutamensuoyuan,zuowanwuye,chenweidongtingzhilexintiao,meiyoulehuxi。

yidazao,yizhonghaihelingwailianggedayezhangluozhexiazangdeshiqing。

erjiazhangshixingfendejihuyisumeishui,danxinyezhangmengduo,zaozaodeyoupaoguolaikanyiyan。

zhihou,jiufashenglegangcaideyimu。

“还真是禽兽啊!”

liqingjiyihou,kanzheshenshangyijingchuanhaodeshouyi,chenweidonglengxiaoyisheng。

xiangdaoguozheixierenqinshou,meixiangdaozheimedeqinshoua。

kanlaizaizheilishenghuo,yidingyaochuchutifanga。

xianzaideta,suiranyijinghuoguolaile。

buguoyezhiyoubudaoliugexiaoshideshijian。

xiangyaoyanzhangshouming,bixuzhuajinwanchengxitongderenwu。

zhiyuqitadeshiqing,keyicongzhangjiyi,zhiyaoyouzugoudeshijian,yidingyoujihuizhiyizhizheixieqinshou。

youyijulaohuashuodehao,zhiyouhuozhederencaiyouzige‘budao’。

zhengxiangzhe,yizhonghaiheliuhaizhonglvxianzoulejinlai,zaitamendeshenhou,genzheyanbuguihejiazhangshi。

“你们……看。”

jiazhangshixiaoxinyiyigenzaizuihoumian,duozaiyanbuguideshenhou,zhizhechenweidongzhanzhanweiweidishuodao。

kandaozuoqilaidechenweidong,lingwaisangerenchadianjingdiaoxiaba,zhijielengzaiyuandi。

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ertapangbiandeliuhaizhong,yijingwanquangubushangbiaoqingguanli。

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kanlekanyizhonghai,youkanlekanyanbugui,zuihoumuguangluozaichenweidongdeshenshang,erqiebiaoqingyizhimeiyoubianguo,yaoduojingkongyouduojingkong。

yuliuhaizhongxiangbi,yanbuguidaoshizhendingbushao。

yanbuguizhaixiayanjing,caleca,ranhouzaidaishangzixidikanlekan。

tongyangdedongzuozhongfuzhe,fanfudiquerenbushizijiyanhuakancuole。

sangerensheiyemeiyoushuohua,fangjianlitouchuyiguguiyideqifen。

chenweidongshizhehuodongyixiagebo。

tanglezheimejiu,ganjuesizhidouyaotuihuale。

huodongkaiyihou,tataiqigebo,mianduisangedayejichuyigexiaolian,qingqingbailebaishou。

“sanweidaye,zaoshanghaoa。”

yifurenchuwuhaidelian,zaijiashangyijukeqidewenhou,sangerenyefangxiajingti。

yizhonghaidaitouzouxiangqian,lichenweidongbanmidejulihou,tatinglexialai。

zhuzudaliangyihuier,shifenkeqidewendao:

“你……没死?”

haibudengchenweidonghuida,houmiandeliuhaizhongxiangfaxianxindaluyiyang,dashenghanqilai。

“yingzi!tayouyingzi,tameisi!”

ruciyilai,jigerenshunjianfangsongxialai。

jiulianduozaihoumiandejiazhangshi,yemeiyoulegangcaijingkongdemoyang,erqie,toushangdewenziyezaibutingdideshanshuo,fashenglebianhua。

【好奇的张桂花】

chenweidongyizhizaizhuyizhejiazhangshitoudingshangdewenzi。

chuxianzheiyangdebianhua,tayekandaolexiwang。

kanlai,zhiyaobajiazhangshibiandegaoxing,tajiukeyiwanchengxitongderenwu。

keshizenmezuocainengrangjiazhangshigaoxingni?

yishijian,chenweidongxianruchensi。

ruguoshimianduimengdongwuzhideshaonv,jijutianyanmiyudetuweiqinghuajiugaodingle。

zaichengshuyidiandenvren,songyidianliwuyenengkaixinhenjiu,wufeijiushiliwudeangguichengdubutongbale。

keshimianduijiazhangshizheigelaobangcai,shushiyoudianjishou。

kanlai,yezhinengmanzulaobangcaidexiangfale。

neimelaobangcaidexiangfashishenmeni?

当然是他家的房子。

chenweidongkuaisuzhuandongnaojin,shunjianyoulezhuyi。

burujiudayingjiazhangshi,shuodengtasileyihou,bafangziliujijiazhangshiyijia,rangjiazhangshixiangaoxinggaoxing。

zhiyutashenmeshihousi,neijiubushijiazhangshinengjuedingdele。

jiazhangshiyigaoxing,tajiukeyichouqushouming。

youleshouming,jiazhangshideyuanwangyejiuyaoyaowuqi,wufashixian。

dayingdehuayeyongbuzheduixian。

nadingzhuyihou,chenweidongkaishianxiangcuoci。

“xiaochen,zheijiujingshizenmeyihuishi?”

zheigeshihou,yizhonghaiyezoushangqian,querenchenweidongshihuorenhou,kaikouwendao。

chenweidongtaiqitoukanlekan,zuizhongmuguangluozaijiazhangshidetoushang,ranhoukaishiyibenzhengjingshuodao:

“yidaye,shizheiyangde。”

“zuowanwoqueshidaoleyanwangdian。”

“buguo,yanwanghaisuanshigetongqingdalideren,wohetashuo,wohaiyoushiqingmeiyoubanwan,xiwangtanengzaijiwojitianshijian。”

“meixiangdaotazhendedayingle。”

“suoyi,wojiuhuilaile。”

baokuoyizhonghaizainei,fangjianneidesigerendoushiyifubukesiyidebiaoqing。

suiranchenweidongdehuayouxieguiche,danshicongtamendelianshang,meiyoukandaoyisihuaiyi,shenzhiyilianqidai。

chenweidongdunledun,kanzhejigerendebiaoqing,neixinyizhenxixu。

lianzheiyangdeguihuadouxin,neitayejiufangxinle。