第6章 吓哭了棒梗

第6章吓哭了棒梗

yuanzilirenyouxiejingyadekanxiangbanggeng,meixiangdaozheichuxiyuelaiyuehaokanle。

heyuzhulianseyileng,kanxiangbanggeng。

banggengyanshenduoshandeyebugankanheyuzhu。

zhenshige“baiyanlang!”weiletuituozijidezuiming,baguoshuaidaowotoushang。

xudamaodaxi,benlaizhengxiangzhezenmeduifuheyuzhu,meixiangdaolimajilegejihui。

“haoa!shazhu!yuanlaishinizhishide,sanweidayenimenkankan,zheiheyuzhudandabaotian,bujinzhishirentouwojiadongxi,haizhunbeibazuimingrangyigexiaohaizibei,xingzhitaieliele,jianyiyancheng!”

zhouweidelinjuyeshiyiliankanhaoxidemoyang。

“shazhuyinggaibuhuizuozheizhongshiba。”

“wojuezheyebuxiang,danpingshishazhuhexudamaoyebuduifu,yeyoukenengshiweilebaofu。”

“yeshi,zheizhongshiqingyeshuobuzhun。”

yidayeyezhouzhemeitoukanzheheyuzhuwendao:“shazhu,daodishizenmehuishi!”

heyuzhuyemeiyoufanbozhishiwuyudeyaoyaotou,muguangkanxiangqinhuairu。

qinhuairuyemeiyoushuohua,yanshenduoshandezuozaineili,yebugankanheyuzhu。

“duidui,womenjiabanggengshigehaohaizi,bukeneng,zuoneizhongtoujimogoudeshi,yidingshishazhujiaosuobanggengqutoujide。”

zhangdamajianzhuanglianmangweibanggengshuohaohua。

qinhuairuliansefuzadedizhetou,kanleyiyanzhangdamayoukanleyiyanheyuzhuyemeiyoushuohua,haoxiangmorenlezheijianshiqing。

tabenlaijiushixiangrangshazhudanxiazheijianshiqingde,fanzhengzaiyuanzilishazhudemingshengyebutaihao。

erqieduiyuheyuzhulaishuo,beiyigexiaotoudezuimingyebusuanshenme。

heyuzhuyemeijieshi,zhishidandandishuoleyiju:“nimenshuowotouji,zhengjuni?”

zhongrenyixiang,queshi,meiyouzhengju,fandaoshibanggengtoujizhengjuquezao。

“banggengdoushuoleshinitoude,tajiushirenzhenga”xudamaolianmangbianjie。

heyuzhuyiliankanzhizhangdeyanshenkanxiangta。

“woyaoshirangbanggengtoujibaofuni,haihuibazheijianshiqinggaosuni,xudamaonimeiyounaozima?”

“傻柱,你…你…”

xudamaohaizhunbeizuiying,kebielebantianyezhaobuchuhuafanbo。

zheijianshiqingqueshishiheyuzhugaosutade,yaobushigaosuta,jihaibuzhishisheitoudeni。

“sheizhidaonishibushizeihanzhuozeia,fanzhengwomenjiabanggengbuhuitoudongxi!”

zhangdamahaixiangbahuangpenziwangheyuzhutoushangkou。

yidayejianzhuang,lianseyansudeshuodao:“banggeng!nishuoshihua!xianzaishuoshihuahailaideji,zuihouyaochamingshiniwuxianshazhu,kejiubushifaqianneimejiandanle。”

众人目光看向棒梗。

banggengbijinghaishixiaohaizixinxing,zaizhongrendemuguangxiazhizhiwuwu。

“我,我…”

gangcaitawuxianheyuzhuzhishitufadeyigexiangfa,yemeixiangmingbaihouguo。

zhangdamalianmangbaozhubanggeng:“nimenhehutazuoshenme,tahaishigehaizi。”

takebunengrangbanggengchengren,buranzheigeqianjiuyaotamenjiachule。

“neizheiyangba,nimenyijiarenweishiwotoude,neizheijianshihaishishangbaojiaojijingchatongzhilaijiejueba。”

“woxiangxin,jingchatongzhiyidinghuijiwoyigeqingbaide,neidaoshihouzheijianshikejiubuhaoshuole,toujijiawumiekeshiyaozuolaode。”

何雨柱淡淡的说道。

“bie,shazhuazanmenyuanzilideshi,jiuyuanzilijiejuejiuxingle”

“buzhiyu、buzhiyu,shangbaoleduodiurena。”

erdayehesandayelianmangquanjiezhequanzhe。

zhouweilinjuyeqizuibashedeshuozhe。

“doushiyigeyuanzide,meibiyaobaoshangqu。”

“shia,zheishiyemeiduoda,jiuyizhijideshi。”

qinhuairuyejile,zheijianshiyaoshichuleyuanzi,baoshangqubanggengdeqiantujiuhuile!

jiuzhebanggengdeyifujiuda。

“shuo!shibushinitoudeji!haigansahuangjiahuojishashu!”

banggengbenlaitingdao,yaozuolaojiugengjiahuangle。

xianzaibeiqinhuairuyidundalimaquanzhaole。

“wozhidaocuole,meiyourenjiaosuowo,jishiwotoude,shiwotoude,wozhidaocuole!wa…”

zhangdamajianqinhuairudongshoudahaiziyibahuzhubanggeng。

“douguainidiesidea,diuxiazheimeyijiazi,bujiuyizhijima,womenpei!”

zhongrenjianzhuangyouduizhebanggengzhizhidiandian,jijizhazhadetaolunzhe。

“xingle,xingle,anjingyixia,anjingyixia,shiqingzhenxiangdabaile。”

yidayeyonglidepaidazhuozi。

jiezhejizheijianshixialedinglun。

“zheihaishigehaizi,zheiyangba,banggengzheijianshi,jiubuyaodasizhuijiule。”

“banggeng,daihuijinishashudaogeqian,xudamaoniyebieshizidakaikoule,daihuirangqinhuairupeiniwukuaiqianzheishijiusuanguoqule。”

xudamaosuiranyouxiebiequ,meigaodaoheyuzhu,danyemeishenmebanfa。

yebuxiangluodegeqifuguafudemaming,diandiantoujiutongyile。

qinhuairuzhangzhangzuibenlaixiangshuoshenme,keshiyizhicihaishidayingle。

“wanchengjujuebangzhuqinhuairuyijiarenwu,jiangli:wupinjianding!”

heyuzhuxinzhonganxi,wupinjiandingyitingjiuganjueshihenshiyongdejineng。

qinhuairuhuijianaleqianjilexudamaojiulingzhebanggengzoule。

kanyemeikanheyuzhuyiyan,haoxiangzhengjianshiquanshitazerenyiyang。

“shazhu,jiwodengzhe,xiaciyoujihuikanwobuzhisini。”

xudamaonazheqianduizheheyuzhuxiaozhangdao。

heyuzhuxiaolexiaodoubuxiangkantayiyan,zhenggeyixiaochou。

zhongrenjianshiqingjieshule,zhengzhunbeizuoniaoshousan。

“dajiashaodengyixia,anjingyixia,haiyouyijianshi。”

一大爷拍拍手。

jiandajiadouanjingxialaicaixiaoyingyingshuodao:“yijianxishi,lai,shazhunishanglaiyixia。”