第2章 教育棒梗 抢白许大茂 拉拢人心

di2zhangjiaoyubanggengqiangbaixudamaolalongrenxin

heyuzhutayizhibanggengshouli:“ai,tongzhimen,wozheiyikehongxinxiangtaiyang,wobaozheng,jueduimeiqifuxiaohai,neixiasanlandeshiqing,shirengandema?”

“wentishi,nimenkankan,zheibanggengtabuxuehao,tatoudongxita!”

“wogaoernibanggeng,nixianzaijiudanglexiaotoule,nizhangdaleneijiushiguantou,nichizaoyouyitiandejinquni!shushiweilenihao,nizahaibutinghuani!”

heyuzhuyibajiujiangjiangyoupingziduoleguolai,zhanshijidajiakan:“doukankan,qiaojianmeiyou?zanhouchudejiangyoupingzi!xudamao,nishuonixiarangrangshenmea?nizhidaogeshenme?nineiliangyanzhuzishichuqidea?wozhaogemubanshangxiangliangbolizhu,doubinineiliangqiuqiang!”

daxiaoshifuhuxiangkanlejiyan,yizhuomo,daoyeshizheigeli。

zheiyagangchanglisheibuzhidaoa,heyuzhurenyuanhaozheni,wuyuanwugunengdarenxiaohai?haibushiyinweixiaohaiganhuaishile!

xudamaorangheyuzhuzheimeqiangbaiyidun,lianshangyebutaihaokan,likeshuaiguo:“woneibushimeikanzheme,erqiezaizenmezhe,niyebunengqifuxiaohaia......”

budengtashuowan,heyuzhudayaoqitou,juzheshoulijiangyoupingzi。

“tongzhimen,nimenkankana,zheixudamaojigeyisi?banggengtoudongxi,a,nihaihuzheta?zenmezhe,nixudamaoyewaleshehuizhuyiqiangjiaoa?haishihuohaisheijiadaguniangxiaoxifule,lai,gengejigehaohaolaolao,gejigejueduibuqubaoweichugaoni!”

xudamaohaoxuanmeiyikouqibeiguoqu。

这大帽子他敢戴吗!

benlaitajiushizuijian,kanbudeheyuzhuhao。xianzairangheyuzhuxunleyidun,tayemeicile。

“dedede,woyanxia,worenzai,buguowokegaoerni,zhidaogemenwodenghuiganshenmequbu,genchangzhangyikuaihejiu,nimeizheijihuiba!”

tazimingdeyi,yegubushangshenmebanggengle,zhijiebaxiaohaiziwangqianyitui:“quququ,yibiandaizhequ,luantoudongxi......gaoerni,bierangwozhuazhenitouwotoushang,buransheishuohuadoubuhaoshi!”

xudamaoshouyibei,paole。

buguolinzouxinlihaifandigu,zheijintianshazhuzishizenmehuishia?wangchangsuiranyehuxiangchaozui,danneidoushishuazuipizi,naxiangjintian,damaoziyigeyige,zhijiejiujitazamengle!

banggengyikanmeilekaoshan,gengshayanle,tahaizhenparangrensongbaoweichuqu!

kanjigedarenyanzhuzidoubuzaitashenshang,banggengjiaodiyimoyou,liule!

heyuzhuyemeidasuanzhui,shunshoubajiangyoupingzifanghuidiaoliaojiazili。

“xingle,mafangeweihailaiyitang,zheixiaozi,huiquwozaijiaoyuta!”heyuzhudiguleliangsheng,queyoulanzhujiren。

“zhenghaojiezhezheigejihui,gentongzhimenjianggexiaoshiqing。”heyuzhutashuqiyigenxiaomuzhi,qiazhezhijian:“jiuneimeyidiandian。”

tashuo:“nimenkankan,tiantianshazhushazhudehan,zheixiaohaizidougenzhehanshashule,neibuzhidaodehaiyiweiwozhenshani,zheiyingxiangduobuhaoa!yihouzanmendehuangechenghu。heshidehuajiuhanyishengzhuzi,xiaodiandehanyishengzhuzige,jiushiyouyitiaoa,zheishazhukebuxingzaihanle!”

yiqundashifuxiaoshifumangbudiediantou,daoyeyingxialaile。

jintiandeshiqingtamenkedoukandaole,yigexiaohaizi,buxuehao,yanjinglimeidameixiaode,hanshenmeshashu?shashuyeshininenghande?

yibangrenlikeqizuibashedeyingle。

“柱子哥。”

“柱子。”

“何师傅。”

heyuzhuzheicaiaileyisheng,dianlediantou:“zheicaiduima!”

yuanjuqinglimian,haoduorenjitajieshaoduixiang,jiuyinweiyitingzheirenjiaoshazhu,pabushigeshaziba?

直接就给吓跑了!

yihoukebuxingzaijiao,tadamingheyuzhu,bushishenmeshazhu。

heyuzhuhuanglehuangnaodai,youshuo:“e,haiyouyijianshiqinga。”

“zanmena,douzhidao,jiweishangjinitixuzanmen,pazanmenchibubao,meidunfanzongdejizanmendanduliudian!”

“woyiqianni,shunshoujiujishoule!neinengchengma?dajinergeqi,yemenyeyongbuzhele,fanzhengyemenwoyirenchibao,quanjiabue,gejigezanbazanba,fenle!”

tayigegeshuluodedazhezhaohu:“zhangge,ninjiahaizikeduo,liuge!budechidianhaodebubuma?”

“liulan,yigerenbuaizuocaiba?daidiandongxihuiqu,relianggexiangpenpendedamantou,aiyo,baole!”

“xiaozhao,niairenfangzhichangde,wanshanghuijiawanba?neibunengrangrenjiaguniangezhea,huitoudaiyifanhe,zhuangdianjitang,huijiarengluzireshang,xianga,meia,zaoa!”

tayigegedianmingguoqu,zuihouyipaibazhang:“gaoernimen,jintiankeyoudunji,haiyouneihongshaojiyu!kankan,qiaojianmeiyou,tongzhimen,kebunenglangfeishangjiyipianxinyia!”

tingheyuzhuzheimeyishuo,yiqundashifuxiaoshifuyanjingdoulianglejifen。

heyuzhushizhenhuishuoa!mingmingjiushishangjichishengxiadeshengfan,pianjiushuochengshishangjitixutamen。

buguozheishiqingkezhenshihaoshi,zheiniantou,sheijialibushituojigehaizi?youbushiguangtaqinhuairuyijiakunnan!

wanshangzheiyaoshinengdaidianhunxinghuiqu,jianzhidoumeisile。

zhibuguoyiqianneixiedongxidourangheyuzhudabaohuiqu,daijiqinhuairule,nayoutamenfen?

yishijian,houchuliyoushiyipianqianenwanxie。

heyuzhuyezhibuguoshizuoleyijianxiaoshi,xiaoyixiao,yejiusongdajiahuiqumangle。

songzoulezheibangziren,waimianmahuagangduanlecaihuilai,kanyigegedoumanlianxise,dunshiyitouwushui。

“shifu,zahuishiashifu,fajiangjinlezheishi?”

“nayoushenmejiangjin,meideni!”heyuzhuchaomahuazhaolezhaoshou,yejiaotaguolai:“shifuhaijiniliuleyitiaojidatuini,wanshangdaihuiquchia。”

mahuaaiyoyisheng,manliandeshouchongruojing:“shifu,nin,ninzhei......wonadandaideqia!”

“rangnichinijiuchi,naneimeduofeihua!”

kanheyuzhuyidengyanjing,mahuayebuganzaifanbo,hekuangzheishihaoshi,dangchangjiudiantoudayingxialai。

heyuzhudaoyebushiwudefangshifeiyaojirenjiasonghaochu,zhibuguo,heyuzhuyeyoutazijidekaolv。

xianzaizhengshiliushiniandai,yishendebenlingdoubunengluanyong,chuqujingshang?neishitoujidaoba,yaodunbalizide!

bieshuoyoumeiyouxitongde,jiusuantasuishendaigediedoubuhaoshi!

heyuzhukaolvdehenqingchu,xianchenzhezheijinian,gaodianxiaoqian,zailalongyixiarenxin,tuozhanyixiarenmai。

dengguolejinian,qingkuanghaole,tahaibuyifeichongtian?

pangdebushuo,jiushuoneiliulan,zhayikanshigechufangzagong,shijishanghoumianyeshiyourende!

renshirenshi,jitamendianhaochu,meimaobing。

fanzhengneishengfanjiusuantabuchi,zuihouyejiushiduiganshuitong,neihaiburushunshuituizhouzuogerenqingjigeerjigefenle,yebiweileqinhuairuneiyijiaziqiang!