第4章 许大茂 你得赔我五块钱

di4zhangxudamaonidepeiwowukuaiqian

lianggerenzaizheichaochao,jiukuaidongqishoulaile。

waimianjigelinjukanrenao,bayuanzilierdayeliuhaizhongyinleguolai。

erdaye,neisuanshiyizhongzuncheng,zheisiheyuanliyousadaye,guqiesuanshidegaowangzhong,shiyuanzilituijuchulaidetou。

huozheshuoshijuweihuizhurenyileiderenwu。

liuhaizhongtayilai,likekesouliangsheng,daizhedianweiyan:“zenmechazheishi?douchaochaoshenmeni?”

“aiyo,erdayeninkelaile,kuaijiwopingpingliba!”xudamaojidemannaomenzishihan:“ninchouchou,zheishazhutouwomenjiadejidoujidunshangle,zhaotatahaibuchengren......”

heyuzhulinqicaidaopadeyishengkanjincaidunzili:“gaoernixudamao,yihoubiezaitizheicha!haishazhu?yihouyaomejiuzhuzi,yaomejiuheshifu,shizaibuxingnihanyeye,zairangwotingjiannihanyishengshazhu,diyishengwodangmeitingjian,dierciwozhijiedazuibachouniwo!”

xudamaohaoxuanmeiyikouqibeiguoqu。

liuhaizhongkesouliangsheng,fahuiweiyanzouguolai,xianjieguodashaoshengleyishaozi。

zheiyishaozi,shunjian,yatouchulaile。

liuhaizhongdengledengyanzhu,bayatoulaihuibonongleliangquan,bushuohuale。

xudamaomeikanjian,haizaijiaorang:“erdayeninjipingpingli,zheishazhu......”

kanheyuzhutiqicaidao,talianmanggaikou:“zheizhuzigandeshirenshima,zheikeshiqianjitianwoqugongshefangdianying,renjiajisongdeji,wohailiuzhexiadanni!”

liuhaizhongzhuanguoshenlai,xiaoyanjinglimanshifuza,yizhangpangliandoubuzhidaoshuoshenmehao。

“erdayeninshidegaowangzhong,yikanjiuhaosaineibaoqingtian!”heyuzhushishisongshangyijimapi:“ninchouchou,youzheigedaolima!”

liuhaizhongyebuzhidaogaizenmeshuo,zhinengxianqingqingsangzi:“e,keke,damaoa,wojuedenihaishiqubiechuzhaozhaoba,shuobudingnineijizainagejijiaogalani。”

“a?erdaye,niyexiangzheta?”xudamaojile:“nimen,nimen,doushijiefanglinjude,jinlaipingpingli,nishuozheiheyuzhu,zhei,zhei......”

tayebuganshuoerdayeliuhaizhong,gancuiduizheheyuzhuyigerenkaihuo。

刘海中瞬间怒了。

zenmezhe,zheishizhenbunawoerdayedangdayea!

tahenhenqiaoleqiaodashao:“xudamao!nihaohaokanqingchu,zheishinidejima?zheitamashijima!”

dashaozailiuhaizhongshouli,heyuzhuyebudongshouqiang,tazhijieduanzheshaguodidaoxudamaomianqian。

“lai,xudamao,nihaohaokankan,zheidaodishigesha。”

xudamaotashenshouyaoquduan,danshaguoliangbiandeerduodoubeiheyuzhunale,tagangyipengdaoshaguo,shouyitang,lianmangyoushoulehuiqu。

heyuzhuyesongleshou,shaguoshunjianjiuzadishangle。

tangtangshuishuisayidi,limiandedongxiyelulechulai。

linjulidoukandeqingqingchuchu,yikeyanaodaibuqudetangzaidishang,dengzhesuoyouren。

“nikankan!”heyuzhuzhifanbaiyan:“neizenmezhe,wozaojiushuoguonixudamaoneiliangyanzhuzishichuqide,douburusailiangboliqiu,zenmenijianjianzuibianbianzuidoubufenle?”

heyuzhuyitanshou:“nimenshuozheijiaoshenmedaoli!wojinergexiabanzao,teyimailezhiyazijiwomenjiayushuibubushenzi,xunsizhedunyiguolaoyatang!jieguoni,zheixudamaozhijiechuailewomenjiademen,haishuowodundeshitamenjiadeji。xianzaihaole,tahaibawozheiyazijisuile!wodunyiguoyazirongyima?huitouyushuihuilaile,tachishenmeata?”

xudamaodazhangzhezuiba,mengle。

这......

这?

wodiudebushijima,zenmechengyazile?

yibangzilinjuzhizhidiandian,likejiubianlefengxiang。

yijujushuluo,tingdexudamaoshiwudizirong。

heyuzhutayebuguanneixie,zhijiekanzheliuhaizhong,shuo:erdaye,zheishideguanba?nindegaowangzhongbaoqingtian,zongdejizanyigegongdao,buranbushiranghaohaoguoriziderenxinhanma!

liuhaizhongzheierdayeyebushishenmehaodongxi,haodangguan,haorangrenpengzhe。xianzaibeiheyuzhugaomaozixialai,likejiupiaole,dangchangyipaizhuozi:“kaiquanyuandahui!”

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chenzheerdayeaijiaaihutongzhiren,qinhuairujinleheyuzhudewu。

“zhuzi,nizheizenmehuishi?”

“yo,nihaiwenwo。”heyuzhuyaotoutanqi:“gaoernia,xudamaojiadiulezhiji,zhengnaozheni。jinergewohuilai,kezaichangfangyuanqiangwaimiankanjianle,nimenjiabanggengdaizheliangxiaode,zaineichijini!zheijinalaide?zongbunengtianshangdiaoxialaideba?”

qinhuairudelianshunjianjiubaile。

banggengshaxingzi,tahaibuqingchu?yizhunshitoulexudamaojiade!

tahaixiangheheyuzhushuoliangju,heyuzhuqueyijingyiniutou,zoule。

zhuanyanjiushishijifenzhongyihou。

yuanzili,yiqunlinjuweizhezuo,baxudamaoweizaizhongjian。

yidayeyizhonghaiqingleqingsangzi:“tongzhimen,a,zheijianshiqingyijingjibenshangshihenqingchule。xudamaoni,niyuanwangrenjiashazhu......”

heyuzhuzhanqilai:“yidaye,zheishazhuyihoukebuxingjiaole,zanyuanlibanggengdoukaishihanwoshashule!buzhidaodehaiyiweiwozhenshani,wojiezheigeyoutouyeheyuanlidetongzhishuoyixia,zanmenyihouyebiehanshenmeshazhule,heshini,jiuhanyishengzhuzi,zhuzige,heshifu,douxing!jiushibuxingjiaoshazhu!”

yizhonghailianliandiantou:“zhuzishuodedui,zheishazhuyihoubuxingjiaole。ranhouzaishuoxudamaotongzhidewenti,nizheigewenti,shifenyanzhong!nizenmenengyuanwanghaorenni?”

xudamaomangbaiweiqu:“buganle,yihoubuganle,yidayeshuodeshi,woyeshizhaojixinjilecaizheiyang,bugaibazhuzideyazirenchengji!zhuzi,zhuzige,wojininpeizuile,zaizheijininpeigebushi!”

dangzhezheimeduorenmian,tayesuanshilaxialianlaile,ganjinxianjiheyuzhupeigezui,youshenmeshiqingyihouzaishuo!

heyuzhuaiyoyisheng:“neizenmecha,nizheiyijuhuajiujisuanle?dadongtiande,womenjiamenkeshirangnitihuaile!haiyouwozheiyazi,yerangnijisuile!”

heyuzhushuo:“benlaiyushuihuilai,yiguolaoyatangchibaobaode,xianzaiyazimeile,neiwomenjiayushuiquedeyingyangzheiyikuaisheijibushanga?lianmen,lianyazi,haiyouwomenjiayushuideyingyangfei,meiyouwukuaiqian,zheishibusuanwan!”

xudamaojile:“hezhewodiulezhiji,wohaidedaopeiniwukuaiqian?nizheishuodeshirenhuama!neiyazijianqilainizaidunbei!”

heyuzhubushuohuale,shoudianzhexudamao,kanxiangyidayeerdayesandaye,yifuweiquyang。

sandayeyanbuguifulefuyanjing,shuo:“wokanzheishimeiwenti,diaodishangdedongxijianqilaimeimaobing,danzheijinzuidedongxi,zongdeganjingdianba,jiangwenming,jiangweisheng,diaodishangdeyazishinengchi,nengchiyebunengjiuzheimesuanle!”

erdayeliuhaizhonggenzhebuchongleyiju:“zheiyazi,xudamaojisuile!woqinyankanzhede!”

yidayeyizhonghaihenhendianlediantou:“xudamao,lianmendaiyazi,nidezhaobujizhuziwukuaiqian,jiuzheimedingle!”

budengxudamaokaikou,tayoushuo:“wokedingzhenia,buzhuntuiweituoyan!haiyou,yuanzilidiulezhiyazi,zheikebushixiaoshi,debaojing,haohaochacha,shishei,toulezanmenyuandeji!”

shunjian,yipangdeqinhuairumengle。

wanle,wanle!banggengbuhuizhenrangjingchazhuazouba!