di6zhangjiangmingzhenxiangtiqiandusiqinhuairu
laobaijingren,zaoshangqilaizhengkaiyan,diyijianshi!
先从被窝里出来。
heyuzhupaqilai,shuayaxilianjiandanshoushileyixia,zhuomoleyihui,meijizheshangban,ershixianquleyidayeyizhonghaijiali。
qiaoleqiaomen,limianchuanchuyishengzhongqishizude‘jin’。
heyuzhutuimenjinqu,meijianyidama,zhikandaoyidayezhengzuozaizhuoziqianmian,kachikachidejiaotudousi。
“sha......”tayikaikouhaixianghanshazhu,danlikejiufanyingguolai,ganjingaikou:“zhuzi,shashi?”
heyuzhuliezuiyixiao,yifuhanhoumoyang:“qishixudamaojianeigeji,wozhidaoshisheitoude”
“sha?nizhidao?!”yizhonghaicengdeyixiazhanqilai,tunaodaiguazishangquanshixingfendehanzhu:“shishei!nigaosuwo,wobaozhengbufangguota!”
heyuzhushuo:“neiwokeshuolea,zuoergewohuilai,jianchangfangyuanqiangwaimian,qinhuairutamenjiabanggengdaizheliangxiaodechijiaohuajini。zuotianbenlaixiangshuo,houlaixunsizhe,tamenjiayeburongyi,aiyo,banggenghaishigehaizi,wanyirangxudamaozhidaolehainengyouhao?zheibu,yidazaoshangjiulaizhaoninle!”
heyuzhukebushiyoufansha,huozheshixiangtirenjiashuohua,tashinaniezheyidayedexinggecaizheimeshuode。
yaoshuoyidayewanquandegangzhengwusi,neidaoyebushi。zheilaodayemeibiedemaobing,jiushihaomianzi。
guobuqiran,heyuzhuzheimeyishuo,yizhonghaiyishuangniuyanjingshunjiandengdeliuyuan。
tajialimeiermeinvde,yizhiyilaicunzheyifenxinsi,jiushixiangrangbanggengjitayanglao。
jieguotaqianjiaogangshuowanyansuchuli,houjiaojiufaxian,juranshibanggengtoude?
哎哟,麻烦了!
tudousiyebuxiangle,damifanyechibudongle,yizhonghaifangxiakuaizi,jiujiele。
buxing,zheiyaoshipiantanbanggengle,tahaitanshenmegangzhengwusi,yihouchuanchuqu,mianzihezai!
“yansuchuli......dui,bixudeyansuchuli!bunengjiuzheimesuanle,banggenghaixiao,wanyiranshanghuaimaobing,yihouzenmebana?yihuiwoqubaoweichuyitang!”tamengdiyipaizhuozi:“danjiushiyouyitiao,zhuzi,nichuqukebieluanshuoa!”
“aiyo,yidayenijiufangxinba,wozheizuishang,tashizheni!”heyuzhuzhijiezuolegelalianfengzuidedongzuo,daoshijiyizhonghaidoudeyile。
suihouheyuzhucaizhuanshenchulesiheyuan,shangbanqule。
meiqizixingche,zixingcheliuzhejiheyushuiqi。
dengguoduanrizi,bieshuozixingchele,tamaiyidamotuo,tiantianqizheyadeshangbanqu!
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heyuzhugangzoumeiduojiu,lingyibian,qinhuairuyexiaoxinyiyilaileyidayeyizhonghaizheibian。
zuotianwanshangtajiuxiangle,zheishiqingbunengzhijiezhaoxudamao!buranhuanxudamaoneixingge,buyidingzhanduodabianyini。
erdayeshigeguanmi,sandayeshigekoumenxiaoqide。zheiliangrendoubunengzhiwang,xiangxiangyidayeyizhiyilaiduitamenjiabanggengbucuo,tajuemozhe,zhinengzhiwangyidayele!
“yidaye,ninshangbanqua?”qinhuairulianshangpeizhexiao:“jiushishuoshenmenijiushi,woyougeshier......”
“nibuyongshuole!”yizhonghaibeizheshou,banyizhangpukelian:“zheijianshiwoyijingzhidaole。zuotiannimenjiabanggengtoujichileba?zheishiqingbixudeyansuchuli,wozheiyeshiweilebanggenghao!”
yizhonghaishuo:“taxianzaitouzhiji,doushiyigeyuanlidehaibunengnatazenmeyang,dengyihouzenmeban?taxianzaishixiaotou,yihoutajiushiguantou,woshitadayewobunengbuguanta!”
shuowan,yizhonghaihuilehuishou:“huiquba,zheishiera,buyongzhaowoshangliangle!”
qinhuairuneizhangqiaolianshunjianshuabai。
完啦!完啦!
lianyidayedoubuzhaogubanggengle!wanyizhenbaojingle,neihainengyouhao?
taqueshibuzhidao,yidayeyijingshihenpiantantamenjiale,bubaojing,gaichengsongbaoweichu!suiranyediuliandian,danzhishaomeiyoubaojingneimeyansu。
yaobushiheyuzhulaiguo,yiyidayeyizhonghaidexingzi,baobuqichabuli,haizhenjiubazheijianshitibanggengzheyanguoqule。
danxianzai,xianranshimeizheigekeneng!
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heyuzhudangranbukenengzhidaosiheyuanlifashengshenmeshi,dangran,jiusuanfashengshenmeshiqingle,yezaitakaolvdangzhong。tateyiquzhaoyidayetiqizheijianshiqing,jiushisuanzhunleyidayehaomianzi,yaoweichitagongzhengwusi,beidianpoyihoukendingbuhuizaipiantan。
neiyang,jiusuanqinhuairuquzhaoyidayeshuoqing,yebuhaoshi!
heyuzhudaoyemeizhendasuanjibanggengsongqudunbalizi,buguozenmezheyedebaoweichuzouyitang,jiaoyujiaoyuzaishuo。
tahengzheqianshidexiaoqu,huanghuangyouyoujinleshitang,yilushangyemeichoujianyoumaizaocande,baheyuzhuegouqiang。
daoleshitangtacaixiangqilai,zheiniantounayoumaizaocande?chuquzhizaocantanzi,neishizibenzhuyixiaoweiba,yaozhuaqilaide!
“heinishuowozheidaomeijingde,zaozhidaohaiburujialichidianni!”
何雨柱这叫个郁闷。
yanjiaoyuguangyikan,mahuazheixiaoziyegangdao,manmianyouguang,neijiaoyigelehe。
“shifuzao!”tayidao,xiangenheyuzhudalegezhaohu,suihoulinzhechagangzizhunbeiqujiheyuzhupaocha。
heyuzhuzhaohuleyisheng:“mahua,nidenghui。zaoshangchile?”
“duia,jiuzuotianneidajituima,zaoshangqilaimeirenzhu,rangwojichile,aiyo,xianga!meia......”
heyuzhumeigongfutingtazenmexuanranjituide,takesouleliangshengdaduanmahua,wenta:“nishuoyaoshiyouzheimeyidi,zaoshangmaifanjinichi,naqiannaliangpiaojiuxing。niqubuqu?”
mahuayimeng:“haiyouzheihaoshi?yaoyouzheidierneiwokendingqua!buguowozheiyigeyuejiuneidianliangpiao,tayebugouchini!”
“neishia,lailainiguolai,wojiaodainigeshi。”
heyuzhutiezheerduogenmahuajianglejiju。mahuatingwan,yanzhuzishunjianjiuzhile:“shifu,zhei,zheinengxingma!zheibushitou......”
“toushatou!”heyuzhuyidengyanzhuzi:“daihuidafandeshihounijiuwenwen,kansheiheshinijiuzhaogejihuijishei,qianhaibunengshaoyao!”
mahuaziranbukenengweibeiheyuzhushuodehua,dangjiyidiantou,yinglexialai。
zuotianheyuzhuzaicaishichangshouleliangjincaomi,zonggongcaihualeyijinliangpiao。huitouzheiliangjincaomipengshangmeifanchide,jiunenghuantagesiwumaoqian!
ai,biexiangui,haibuhaijia,zheiyankanzheyuedile,sheibuquefanchia?
aichichi,buchimeibiede!
changziligongrenduo,chulezhongwunengchiyidun,zaowanneidoudehuijiachi!
heyuzhujiushisuanzhunlezheiyidian,caijuedingzheimebande。