第3章 何雨柱何雨水何大清出去一趟

yucitongshi,yizhonghaihuidaolejiali。zhengzaizuofandezhaoguilantingdaodongjing,fangxiashouzhongdedongxi,nazhegangpaohaodecha,zoujinlewuzi:“dangjiade,nihuilaila?!”

yizhonghaijieguobeizi,heleyikoucha,wendao:“laotaitaidefanjisongqulema?!”

zhaoguilanhuidadao:“yijingsongqule。”jiezhezhaoguilanzoudaoleyizhonghaideshenbian,qingshengshuodao:“dangjiade,xiawuhedaqinghuilaile。meiguoduojiu,younazhedabaoxiaobaozoule。wotingshazhushuo,yourenkanshangletadiedechuyi,gaojiaqingtadiequwaidizhangshao。zheibu,yinweiyushuimingnianyaodushu,jiubudaiqule,rangshazhuzaizheibianzhaoguzhe。nishuo,zheihaoduanduande,hedaqingzenmeturanquwaidileni?!”

yizhonghaitingwanzijixifudehua,meitouzhouleqilaixinlianandigu:“worangbaiguafujihedaqingshiya,ranghedaqingdiuxiahaizigentaqubaocheng。zenmebianchenghedaqingquwaidigongzuo。zheilimiannandaoyoushenmebiangule?!”

“dangjiade,nizaixiangshenmeni?!”zhaoguixiangjianzijizhangfuzaifadai,renbuzhuwendao。

“a?!e!”yizhonghaihuiguoleshen,shuodao:“meishenme,jiushixiangyixiejishushangdeshiqing。”jiezhewendao:“fanzuohaolema?!”

zhaoguilanhuidadao:“fanhaole。caihaimeiyouhao。buguoyechabuduole,guoyihuijiunengchi。”

“xing!woxianqulaotaitaineibianqiaoqiao,mashanghuilai。”shuobayizhonghaizhanleqilai,bujizijixifufanyingdeshijian,zhijiechulemen。

“dong!dong!dong!”laidaohouyuan,yizhonghaiqiaoxianglelonglaotaitaidefangmen。

“jinlaiba!menmeisuo!”longlaotaitaizaojiucaidaoleyizhonghaihuilai,suoyiyizhidengzhe。

yizhonghaituimenzoujinlelonglaotaitaidewuzi,shuodao:“laotaitai,fanchilema?!”

“gangchiwan!”longlaotaitaihuileyiju,xiaomimidekanzheyizhonghaiwendao:“nizheigeshihoulai,buhuijiuweilekanwozheigelaotaipoba?!”

yizhonghaikaimenjianshandeshuodao:“jintianhedaqingzoule。”

“e?!zheigekeshihaoxiaoxi。”longlaotaitaimiqileyanjing,xiaozheshuodao。

yizhonghaijiezheshuodao:“buguogenwomendejihuayouxiechuru。”

“zenmehuishi?!”longlaotaitailianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshile。

yizhonghaihuidadao:“tingshuoshiyourenchugaoxin,wahedaqingquwaidizhangshao。erbushiwomenjihuaderangtagenzhebaiguafupao。”

“quwaidizhangshao?!”longlaotaitaidiguleyisheng,shuodao:“quwaidizhangshaohenyoukenengzaihuilai。zhonghai,nikeyaoxiangxiangbanfa,rangtahuibulai。zuihaoshirangtagenshazhuduanlelianxi。”

yizhonghaishuodao:“hedaqingxianzaizaishenmedifangwodoubuzhidao,zenmeduanletamenfuzizhijiandelianxi?!laotaitai,fanzhengyouwojiniyanglao,niyebuyaoxiangqitadele。”

longlaotaitaishuodao:“woyounishibudanxin,neinilaolezenmeban?!wobuweiwoziji,yeyaoweinimenfuqixiangxiang。”

yizhonghaishuodao:“zheibushihaiyoudongxuma?!taxianzaishiwotudi,nandaotabunengjiwoyanglao?!”

longlaotaitaishuodao:“jiusuanjiadongxudayingjiniyanglao,taneigebushengyoudemahuitongyima?!zhonghai,woquannihaishiduokaolvkaolv。”

“kaolvshenme?!youshenmehaokaolvde?!jiadongxujiusuanbudayingweiwoyanglao,haiyouqinhuairuduzilidehaizinengweiwoyanglao。dangchuruguobushinizheigelaobusidegaogui,woyebuhuiweiyanglaodanxin。”yizhonghaixinlisuiranbalonglaotaitaijialirendouwenhouleyibian,danzuishanghaishiyingfulonglaotaitai,shuodao:“woxianzaihainianqing,kaolvyanglaodewentihaizao。dengguojinianzaishuoyebuchi。”

longlaotaitaitanlekouqi,shuodao:“woyenianjidale,henduoshiqingdoulibucongxinle。zhonghai,zhiyaonijuedekeyijiuxingle。”

yizhonghaimingbailonglaotaitaihuazhongdeyisi,shuodao:“laotaitai,qianjitianwotingshuomazhurendiaozoule。zuotianteyiqudatingleyixia,mazhurenhaoxiangshidiaodaojinmendegongchanglidangyibashou。xianzaidezhurenshiyuanlaidexingwangdefuzhuren。”

“zheigexiaomayezhenshide,diaozouleyebugenwolaotaitaishuoyisheng。wohaixiangguojitianqukankantani?!”longlaotaitaiyouxiemaiyuandediguleyisheng,shuodao:“zhonghai,dengguojitian,nichoukongpeiwoqunimenchangyitang。woyoushizhaonimenluqingshanlufuchangzhang。”

yizhonghailikexiangqiledangchulaisiheyuankanlonglaotaitaidelianggeren,yigeshiyijingdiaozoudemazhuren,lingwaiyigejiushilufuchangzhang。yizhonghailianshanglikeduiqilexiaorong,shuodao:“laotaitai,woyizhitingshuonigenwomenlufuchangzhangguanxibucuo。nimendaodishenmeguanxia?!”

longlaotaitaishuodao:“yemeishenmeguanxi,jiushijiefangqiandaguojiaodao。youjifenxianghuoqing。”

qishilonglaotaitaixinliqingchu,lufuchangzhanggentameiyoushenmedadeguanxi,danshigentataodaohaineibiandeerziyouyixieguanxi。sijiuchengjiefangqian,lufuchangzhanghemazhurendoushigaodixiagongzuode。youcizaizhixingrenwudeshihou,beifaxianle。shilonglaotaitaideerzijiuletamen。jiezhetamenxiangyaocefanlonglaotaitaideerzi,suoyiyilaierqujiushuxile。longlaotaitaiyebujiandan,zaizheiliangrengentaerzilaiwangdeshihou,shelejigeju,zhualeliangrenyixiebabing。jiefanghou,longlaotaitaijiuyongzheixiebabingyaoxietamen,weitabanshi。zheiyeshizaipingchengfendeshihou,longlaotaitainengtaoguoyijiedeyuanyin。zhiyulonglaotaitaizenmegenyangchangzhangdashangxiande,houmianzihuitidao。

yizhonghaizhuangmozuoyangdexiangwaimiankanlekan,shuodao:“laotaitai,shijianbuzaole,woxianhuiqule。”shuobayizhonghaixiangwuziwaizouqu。

“manzoua!”musongzheyizhonghaizouchufangmen,longlaotaitailianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile,lengshengshuodao:“doushiyixiebushitaijudedongxi。xiangtuoliwodezhangkong,meimen!”

budebushuo,hedaqingzoudehaisuanshishihou,ruguowanyitian,youhuozherangtazhaodaoyizhonghai,kongpashiqingjiubuhuixiangxianzaizheiyang。yizhonghaiyidinghuixiangbanfabahedaqingpaoziqinvgenguafupaoludeshiqingxuanyangchuqu。zhengsuoweiyulunkeyisharen,daoshihouheyuzhumeishenme,heyushuikongpajiuyaochengshoutazheigenianjibugaichengshoudeyali。

chiguowanfan,heyuzhuzaishoushizhuozideshihou,heyushuinieshouniejiaodezoudaoleheyuzhudeshenhou,yongshouqingqingdichuolechuoheyuzhu。heyuzhuniutoukanleheyushuiyiyan,wendao:“yushui,shenmeshia?!”

heyushuiwendao:“ge,wanshangwonengbunenggenniyiqishuia?!”

heyuzhufangxiashouzhongdedongxi,zhuanguoshen,dunxiakanzheheyushuishuodao:“dangranmeiyouwenti。buguozaiguoliangnianjiubukeyile。”

heyushuidedaolezijixiangyaodedaan,liekaizuixiaozheshuodao:“dieyeshizheimegenwoshuode。”

“xiaorenjing!”heyuzhushenshougualeyixiaheyushuidebizi,shuodao:“dengyihuigeyaochuquyitang,buguohenkuaijiuhuihuilai。zaigemeiyouhuilaizhiqian,sheijiaodoubuyaokaimen,mingbaima?!”

heyushuiruoruodewendao:“ge,niyaoqushenmedifang?!nengbunengdaiwoyiqiqu?!”

cishiheyushuizhengshizuimingandeshihou,heyuzhuxianglexiang,diantoudao:“haoba!ge,dainiyiqiqu。”

heyushuitingdaoheyuzhudayingdaitayiqiqu,lianshanglikeluchuleanxindebiaoqing,chongzheheyuzhuxiaolexiao。heyuzhumingbaiheyushuidanxinshenme,xiaozhedaqudao:“nizheimenianzhewo,yihouzhangdalezenmeban?!”

heyushuihuidadao:“hainengzenmeban,liangban!”

“hei?!nizheihuagensheixuede?!”heyuzhuweilengleyixia,xiaozhewendao。

heyushuihuidadao:“genxudamaoxuede。”

shuoqixudamao,heyuzhuweilengleyixia,andao:“xingkuizheixiaozizheijitianzhuxiaomeihuilai,yaoburan,zheixiaoziyidinghuifangdalaba。maosiyingshijulijiushiyinweihedaqingpaole,neixiaozichaoxiaowo,zuihoubeiwodacanle?!suanle,buquxiangtale!”

“ge,nizaixiangshenme?!”heyushuijianheyuzhuturanyoufadaile,haoqidewendao。

heyuzhuhuiguoshen,shuodao:“zheimejiumeiyouzouxudamaole,youxiexiangtale。”

heyushuiwuzhezui,xiaodao:“kanlaixudamaoyaodaomeile!”

“nizheiyatou!”heyuzhubeiheyushuigaodeyouxiezibile。

zheigeniandai,wanshangdeyulehuodonghenshao,suoyijihujiajiahuhuchiguowanfandouxiuxile。siheyuanyexiandegewainingjing。xihaowan,heyuzhudaizheheyushuilikailejia,zoudaoqianyuandeshihou,zaiciyudaoleyanbugui。

yanbuguixiaomimidekanzheheyuzhuheheyushui,wendao:“zheimewanle,nimenxiongmeilianggedaoshenmedifangqua?!”

heyuzhuhuidadao:“wanshangchideyouxietaiduole。daizheyushuichuquxiaoxiaoshi。”

yanbuguitixingdao:“neinimenzaodianhuilai,wanlewokebujinimenliumen!”

heyuzhuxiaozhehuidadao:“xiaoshinengzouduoyuana?!jiuzaizheifujinguangguang。”shuobaheyuzhudaizheheyushuichulemen。

musongzheheyuzhuheheyushuideshenyingjianjiandiyuanqu,yanbuguinannanziyudedigudao:“zheishazhudaodizaigaoshenmea?!”

heyuzhudaizheheyushuigangzoudaoxiangkou,jiukandaogongjiaochecongyuanchuhuanhuanshilai,heyuzhubaoqiheyushui,yilufeiben,paodaoleqichezhan。heyuzhurenhaimeiyouzhanwen,cheyijingtinglexialai。heyuzhudaizheheyushuishangleche,zhaoleyigeweizhizuolexialai。meiguoduojiu,maipiaoyuanzoudaoleheyuzhudeshenbian,budengmaipiaoyuankaikou,heyuzhutaochuleyimaoqian,shuodao:“tongzhi,mailiangzhangpiao。”

maipiaoyuanjieguoqian,sileliangzhangpiaojiheyuzhu,tongshihandao:“shangcheqingmaipiao,yuepiaoqingchushi。”

heyushuiyikaozaiheyuzhudehuaili,kanzhechewaideyejing,zaiciwendao:“ge,mingtianwomenshenmeshihouquzhaodiea?!”

heyuzhunaixindehuidadao:“bushigennishuole,mingtianyizao,gedainiqujiedaobankaijieshaoxin,ranhouquhuochezhanmaipiao。jiezhewomenjiuchenghuochequbaochengzhaodie。dengyihuidaowoshifuneili,nigenwoshijiejiadexiaohuwanyihui,gegequzhaorenwenyixiadiededizhi,ranhoubanijiehuijia。”

“e!”heyushuiguaiqiaodeyingleyisheng,yebuduoluosuo,zhishijinjindizhuaizhuleheyuzhudeyifu,fangfozhiyaobuzhualao,heyuzhujiuyaoxiaoshileyiyang。