第2章
tingneishengerhaoxiangshixudamaode。
guoranhenkuai，dayuanliyixiazicaozaqilai，gemengehu，fenfentanchutoulai。
“xudamao，niguijiaoshani！”
“woquxiangxiafangying，xiangqinjiwodelaomujibeitouleyizhi。”
“啥被偷了？”
“zanmenyuanlichuzeile？”
“这可是大事啊！”
......
dayuanliyixiazifeitengqilai。
zhenghaozhuhouyuandeerdayeliuhaizhongjushoushiyidajiaanjing，gaoshengdao：
“yuanlichuzeishidashi，kuaiqubayidaye、sandayedouqingguolai。”
jiazhangshizaiweiqunshangcazheshou，yibianwanghouyuanzouyibianyanshenbuzhudewangchuyuneiwupiao，
“zanmenyuanzheimeduoniandoumeichuguozei，zenmegangjinlaigexinrenjiuchuzeile？”
meicuo，zheimejiuyilai，zhiyouchuyushigangbanjinsiheyuande。
xudamaoyilianqifendezhizhetadejilongziduizheyizhonghaidao：
“yidaye，zheilimianbenlaiyouliangzhilaomujide，xianzaimeileyizhi，ninkedepingpingli。”
yizhonghaihuanshileyiquan，chenzheshengdao：
“sheitoude，ganjinnachulai，biehuailewomendayuandemingsheng。”
jiazhangshiwangchuyuneiwudefangxiangpiantoushenleshenbozi，youyicitiqi，“yiqianwomendayuankemeidiuguoshenmedongxi，zheijitiancailailexinrenjiudiuleji。”
erdamayekaikoufuhedao：
“jintianwozaiyuanliwendaochuyuwuliderouxiang，xiangshijitang。”
xudamaoyiduojiao，zairenqunlikanlaikanqu：
“zheibujiushilema？chuyutarenni？zuozeixinxumeichulai？”
shazhuheyuzhuxiangzhezijiguoliyehaidunzhejitang，erqiexiabanhuilaidelushanghaiyudaolebanggengzhengzai......
他连忙道：
“tahaimeichulai，woqujiaota。”
一大爷继续道：
“dashijiudeandashilaiban，qutongzhikaiquanyuandahui。”
heyuzhuganjinpaohuiquzhongyuanguanshangtazijiwumen，miandexiangqichuanchulai，zaiquqiaochuyuwuzidemen。
zheibian，chuyuhaizaitansuoxitong，tingdaoqiaomensheng，lianmangbasuoyoudongxiyijianruku。
zheicaidakaimen，kandaoshiheyuzhu，zhoulezhoumei：
“shazhua，zenme，youshi？”
heyuzhumiaoleyiyanhaizaimaoyandeluzi，shuo：
“xudamaodiuleji，yidayezhaokaiquanyuandahui，zanmenganjinqu。”
“行。”
咦？
zheijiudaochuanshuozhongtoujihuanjiele？
zheijuqingtashu，fanzhengzuihoushishazhudanxialezeren，tajiudangqukangerenao。
erqieganglaidayuan，zenmeyedeshouguijujigemianzibushi。
tingdaodayinghou，heyuzhuzhuanshen，chuyuzhengyaogenshang，yanshenshanshuolejixia。
taxunsudejiangneigelaoshujiadakai，duileyixiachuangkoudejuzi，fangzaijuzideyinyingzhong，ranhousuomengenshang。
liangrendaokaihuidehouzhaofangshirenchabuduoyijingdaoqile。
dangsiheyuanzhongrenkandaochuyuhou，fenfenzhizhidiandian，bachuyukandemeitouzhizhou。
“jiushitaa？toulexudamaodeji？”
“kanqilairenmogouyangde，meixiangdaoshigezei！”
“tingshuoyijingershisanlehaimeijiehun，sheinengkandeshangyigezeia！”
“wojiahaiyouyikuaiquniandexianyu，kedezanghao，biebeitatoule。”
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chuyubenxiangzhaogebuxianyandeweizhikanrenaode，tingdaozheixieyilungandaoyihuo，zheimedouzhidaoshiheyuzhugandele？
haoxianggenyuanjuqingyoudianbuxianga？
haimeidengtaxiangmingbai，chuyuyouyixiazibeiyizhonghaijiaozhu。
“chuyu，shibushinitoulexudamaodeji？”
chuyuyilianmengbi，shenmeqingkuang，bushitaofashazhuma？
huozenmeshaotashenshanglaile？
dangwohaiqifu？haishirangwolaibeiguolaile？
“woshuoyidaye，ninzuoweiyuanlideyidayeyedejiangdaolibushi？bieyinweiwoshiganglaidejiuqifuwo，woyigechanglidezhengshigong，dahaoqingnian，zenmekenengqutouji？”
楚宇直接回道。
jiazhangshizaiyipangdalazhesanjiaoyan，yuqijiansuankebo：
“meitouneiniyuanzilidejitangnalaide？”
chuyuyikanjiazhangshijiuzhidaoshizenmehuishile。
yuanbeijingzheigemenyiqianshiqinhuairudexiangqinduixiang，houlaibeigele，danshiqinhuairujiajijiaxudonghou，jiaxudongggle，gumozhejiazhangshibazheishiguigongdaolezijitoushangle！
真特么！
yiqiankandianshideshihoujiujuedezheigejiazhangshihuaideliuyou，meixiangdaozheimehuai！
nijingrangaowo！neijiubieguaiwonennisunzile！