第1章

“douzhunbeihaolema?”yigebandaxiaozizhanzaidamenkou,shoulitizhejiguabianpao,dashengwendao。

“准备好了!”

yiqundadaxiaoxiaodehaizi,shoulinazhesaozhouboji,dashenghuidazhe,yigegeyanjingshanliangdidingzhexiaohuozishouzhongdebianpao。

“hao,jidedasaoganjinglou,balajidouguilongdaolajichili,ganwanlelaizhaowo,yirenershigepao。”

“嗷,有炮放啦!”

haizimenzahuzhepaoxiangjiedaoshang,zhaodaozijideweizhi,rehuochaotiandiqingsaoqilumianshangdejixuehebaozhusuixie。

luguodedarenmenkanzheyiqunfenliqingsaodehaizi,gengshiweixiaozhechengzanzheiqunhaizizhenshidongshi。

“唉~”

wangbo,yejiushigangcaizhihuixiaohaimendasaoweishengdebandaxiaozi,tazhangtanlekouqi,naguoyizhangxiaobandeng,zuozaidamenxia,mizheyanchoulechoutianshangdetaiyang。

我真倒霉,真的。

xiangqizijidechuanyue,wangboyoubuyoudewanfengankai。

wo,wangbo,ershiyishijidahaoqingnian,ganggaokaowan,zhenghuanxiangzhezijijianglaidazhanhongtu,jiushiyinweikanleyibuqianjiniandedianshiju《qingmansiheyuan》,beiqidexinkouzhiteng,jieguoyanqianyihei,tajingzhijiechuanyuedaowuqiniandesiheyuanzhong,yigehezijitongmingtongxingdelurenjiashenshang。

zaiwangboqianshendejiyili,zijiyizhixinggegupi,jigeyueqian,weiyipeizhezijidenainaiyequshile。jiedaoshangkantakelian,zhengqiaodasaojiedaodelaolisaoxueshishuaizhele,jiurangqianshentilaolidasaojiedaoweisheng,yigeyuefenjitawukuaiqian。

kezheixiaozitaiguonuoruo,zaijiashangzhouweirenmendelengyanlengyu,yishixiangbukai,zaidaniansanshiwanshang,shangdiaozishale。

xingkuineishengzibugoujieshi,zaijiashangchuanyueguolaidewangbobuduanzhengzha,zhongyubashengzizhengduan,wangboyezhongzhongdishuaizaidishang。

chuanyueguolaidewangbojianzhibuganxiangxin,tatuikaifangmen,chongchudayuan,kandaomanshipingfangdejiedao,youzaiyanhuabaozhushengzhong,jiezheguazaiyuanmenshangdedahongdenglong,kandaoledingzaidamenshangdemenpai,nanluoguxiang95hao!

beijingdedongtian,wanshangnengdadaolingxiashijidu,chuanzhedanbomianyidewangbozhishizhanzhelengleyihui,jiubeidongdebudebujieshoulexianshi,taganmangpaohuiwuli,guozhebeiziaoleyiwan。

“xiaoboge,wodasaowanla,niqukankan。”

yigehaizichushengdaduanlewangbodesixu,tayemeiqilai,zhishichenzhangbozichouleyiyan,youkuaisudisuolehuilai。

wangbolanyangyangdishuodao:“dasaodetingganjing,zijinaershige。”

“谢谢小波哥!”

“yaofangjiuquqitadifang,biezaizheiduanjiedaoshangfangpao,zhidaoma?”

“知道了!”

zheixiaozitouyemeitai,xingfendicongyiguabianpaoshangchaixiaershige,yiliuyanpaole。

yipangzhizheerduodehaizimentingdaozhennengjitamenershige,gengjiamailididasaoqilai。

buyihui,jiedaobiandeganganjingjing,babianpaofenhaohou,haizimenyiliuyandoupaomeileying,wangbojianqidishangdebandeng,niutouwangyuanzilizouqu。

yijinmen,pengdaoyiren,wangbozixiyichou,zhengshishazhu!

zheishazhupiaolewangboyiyan,shenmehuayemeishuo,dizhetouwangwaizouqu。

hei,zheishazhuzhangdezhenshishaonianlaocheng,xianzaishiwuqinian,taershichutoudesuishu,zhangdehesishiduosuiyiyang。

wangbokanzheshazhuzouyuan,xinxiangzheishazhuzhenhedianshijuliyiyang,lenglebajide,kansheidouheqiantaqianyiyang。wangboyouzhuomozhecaidanianchusan,yagangchangyemeishangbana,zheishichuqumangshenme?

xiangtaiduoyemeishenmeyong,wangbozhuanguoshenlai,zhijiewangzijijiazouqu。

wangbozhudedifang,jiuzaisiheyuanzuiqianbiandedaozuofang,zuilibiandeneiyijianjiushi。

zheidaozuofangmenchuangdouzaibeice,nanbianmeiyouchuanghu,neizhenshidonglengxiare。

yijinmen,wuziliheihuhude,cigudeliangyijidewangboyiduosuo,haojiahuo,zheiwulibiwaibianerhaileng。

wangbobashouzhongdebandengfangzaiyibian,dakailuzi,chehui,jiamei,guoleshilaifenzhong,wuzilicaibiandenuanheqilai。

wangboyouwangguolitianleliangpiaoshui,reshangdaniansanshijiedaofajitadejiaozi。

chibaohezule,wangbozuanjinbeiwo,huhudashuiqilai。

congshuimengzhongxinglai,wangbotaitouwangwaikanqu,waibianyijingshihuimengmengde。

wozheishicongzhongwushuidaowanshangle?

huoxushishuideshijianzhangle,wangboganjuedaoyoudiankouke,taqishennaqinuanpingyihuang,zhijieqingpiaopiaodeyidianshuidoumeiyoule,zhidetiqiqiangjiaodeshuitong,tuimenquzhongyuandashui。

wangbozouguochuihuamen,jinleqianyuan,yuanyuandijiuwendaosandayeyanfuguijiachuanlaiyizhenyizhenrouxiang。

zheiyanlaokoujingranshededunroule。

dengjinlezhongyuan,zhijiandaoyidamazhengzaishuichineishuawan。

“yidama,guonianhaoa,zheimezaojiuchiwanfanle?”

yidamataitoukandaotizheshuitongdewangboxianshiyileng,jiezhexiaozheshuodao:“shixiaoboa,guonianhao,zheibumeishashima,chidejiuzaoyixie,lailailai,nixianjieshui。”

“neijiuxiexieyidamale。”

wangbozouguolaifangxiashuitong,ningkaishuilongtou,jieqishuilai。

jieshuidegongfu,wangbosichudaliangzhezhongyuan,nibieshuo,zhongyuandefangzijiushihao,shazhuneisanjianzhengfangzhenshigaodaqipai,jiuliandongxiliangbiandexiangfang,yebiwangboneijiandaozuoqiangdebuzhiyixingbandian。

zhengsichukanzhe,huranlailezhenfeng,chuidewangboheyidamadouyiduosuo。

huran,dongxiangfangyijianfangzidemenbeifengchuikai,hunanzhong,wangboyinyuekandaoyigexiaoshouderenying,zhengpazaizhuozishang,yidongbudong。

wangbolianmangzhaohushuodao:“yidama,nikankanneishishei,zenmepazaizhuozishangbudongni。”

yidamatingleyewangfangzilineikanqu,“you,yushuizheishizale?”

liangrenganjinguoqu,jinwuzhihou,yidamalianjiaoleliangsheng:“yushui,yushui?”

kandaojiaobuxingyushui,yidamayoutuiletuita,jieguoyushuihaishipazaizhuozishangbudong。

yidamadunshihuangle,“zheishizahuishia?”

wangboyegubudebiedele,shenshoufuqiheyushui,zaitalianshangpailepai,kandaotahaishimeishenmefanying,jimangduiyidamashuodao:“xianjiaorenbayushuisongyiyuan。”

tingdaowangbozheimeshuo,yidamakuaibuzoudaoyuanzhongdahan“kuailairenna,yushuiyundaole,shazhukuailaikankan**mei!”

kewulunzenmehan,doumeirenguolai。

jianyizhimeilairen,wangbochongyidamahandao:“yidayeni,jiaotaguolaikankan!”

“niyidayechibaochuquliuwanle!”

zheiyuanlideren,guanjianshikesheidoukaobuzhua,wangbobuzaiyouyu,shenshouzhuazhuyushuideliangzhigebo,yiyongli,batabeileqilai。

“yidama,woxiansongyushuiquyagangchangyiyuan,nijiaorenzhaozhaoshazhu,rangtazhijiequyiyuan!”

“ai,haohaohao,wojiaodajiayikuaizhaozhao”,yidamahuangluandidayingzhe。

wangbomeizaishuoshenme,ganjinbeizheheyushuikuaibuwangwaizouqu。

yilushangwangbobeizheheyushui,ganjuemeizenmeyongliqi,zheixiaoguniangtaiqingle,shiersansuidenianji,shoudexiangyibachaihuoside,neigebotuide,bizhugancubuleduoshao。

jiuzheimeyiluxiaopao,wangbobeizheyushuijinleyiyuandejizhen,daguoniande,yiyuanliyemeishenmeren,yishengkandaowangbobeizhegerenpaolejinlai,lianmangbangzhetabayushuifangzaibingchuangshang。

yishengkuaisudijianchaleyibian,duiwangboshuodao:“meishenmedashi,jiushiyingyangbuliang,edeyunguoqule,wojitaguashangputaotang,yihuierjiunengxingle,xiaohuozixianqujiaofeiba,yigongwumao。”

zouchubingfang,wangboconghuailitaochudiedezhengzhengqiqideyibazhibi,damianzhidejiushiyizhangwukuai、liangzhangliangkuaihe、sizhangyikuaide,qitadedoushijimaojifen,zonggongshibakuaiqimaoliufenqian。

dengjiaoshangqian,zaihuidaobingfang,yishengyijingjiheyushuiguashanglediandi,heyushuidelianseyerouyankejiandihaoleqilai。

guolebujiu,heyushuijiuxingleguolai,wangbobabeitasongyidejingguojiangleyibian,kezhidaoshuwanye,shazhuyemeiguolai。

“de,haidewobeinihuiqu。”

waibianqiheiyipian,wangbobeizheheyushuixiaoxinyiyidizouzaixuedishang,manmandiwangsiheyuanzouqu。

kuaidaodayuanmenkoushi,wangbokandaoduimianyigerenyaoyaohuanghuangdizoulai,zixiyikan,zhengshishazhu。

“heyuzhu,niganshenmequle,kuailaikankan**mei。”

shazhuhedemimihuhude,tingdaoyourenjiaota,danmeitingqingshuolexieshenme,tazhengdayanjingyongliyiqiao,zhengkandaowangbobeizheheyushui,zheidawanshangde,wangbobeizhetameimeizaiwaibianganshenme!

“sunzei,fangkaiwomeimei!”

shazhudahanyisheng,chongzhewangbokuaipaoleliangbu,yijiaochaowangbodeduzichuailai。