第4章 其乐不融融上

yaoyaoxiaoshouyihui,yiliandeaojiao,“neishidangran!”

suqiqueshimanlianduixiao,buguo,talianbujiroujiangying,weimianjirenyizhongpixiaoroubuxiaodeganjue。

“zhanglaoban,womentabianwanshuiqianshan,jintianzhongyuzhaodaonila。heihei,womenna,jintianyibujiecai,erbujiese。”tashuodaozheilibuzijuediwangleyiyanyaoyao,houzhehenhendidengletayiyan,taxiangqigangcaiaideneiyijierguang,bumianxinyouyuji。

zhangqianqueshizhanzhanjingjing,“laoda,nijiushuoyaoshenmeba,zhininiyao,zhiyaowoyou!”tazheihuashitaoyongleyigexiaoshuozhongnanzhuxiangnvzhudegaobai,zaizheilinanmianxiandebulunbulei。

“hao,zhanglaobanguoranshuangqi。”suqixingfendiyipaidatui,“zheiyangba,zhiyaozhanglaobannijintianjiaochudaopu,neime,wobaozhengwomengejigebushangnimenyigenhanmao。”

zhangqianyoudianmeng,“daopu,nibuhuishilaiyaosanxiangkuaidaodaopudeba?”

“duiya,zhiyaonijiaochusanxiangkuaidaodedaopu,neime,yihouwomengebengejia,gehangema,jingshuibufanheshui。”

“ke,keshi,wozhendebuzhidaoshenmeshisanxiangdaopuya。”

“nijiwozhuangshibushi?”suqisisididingzhezhangqian。

ouwenhahadaxiao,“zhanglaoban,nizheidamenshangdouxiezhena,sanxiangkuaidao!”

“nei,neibuguoshiwozijiweilechengmenmian,huluantuya,dangbudezhende。wo,wozhendemeiyoushenmesanxiangdaopuya,wozhishiyigelifade,shoushudaokuaiyidian,younalaidedaopuya。”

suqiheouwenyihuodihuxiangwangwang。

raner,jiuzaizheishi,suqideshoujihuranxiangqi,tadiguyisheng,“sheiya,zaizheiguanjianshikedashenmedianhuaya。”sheizhitagangyijietongdianhua,lijimanlianduixiao,“aha,dudashao,shenme,wo,womeiyougaosubierenshinindalaidedianhuaya,e,e,woxiaciyidingzhuyi。shi,shi,zhuyigepipi。a,nishishuosanxiangdaopubuyaola。ke,keshiwomenzheiyicifeiyongzenmeban?shuang,shuangbei,a,dudashao,ninzhenshitaibiliangle。hao,hao,womenzheijiuhuiqu。”

“zenmehuishi?”laosanzaiwen。

“zhutou,nishaya,laobanrangwomenhuiqu,nimeitingdaoa!”suqimeihaoqidiyihuishou,wurenyiqixiangmenwaiyongqu,tamenzoudeji,menyouxiazhai,jingranyiqikazaidamenkou,haoyizhenzi,fangcaijichuqu,zheihaishidongamaofuchuleyigegouchishidedaijia。

damenwaichuanlaiyizhenqichedelabasheng,yibudabenzhourantingxia,cheshangyourentanchutou,duiyigeqingyinandashenghechi,“nihengzaizheili,zhaosiya!”

qingyinanpanshandizoukai,suwenxiantazoudetaiman,jirenyiyongshangqian,jiangtatuikai。

wuzhangchengmamalieliedishuo:“xiaozi,zenmeyoushini,yinhunbusanla,kuaiqikai,rang,rangwomentaozou,bu,bu,womenyouyaojindeshiyaolikai。made,jintianzhenxiemen,rangwomenchulegebudabuxiaodechou。”

qingyinanlengxiao,“nimenbushilaidajiedema,zenme,zheijiushougongla?”

dongamaodengletayiyan,“womenlaiqurufeng,laiquziyou,aizhenishenmeshila?”

“dangran,dangranyuwowuguan,yuanlainimenjinjinshilaichuyangxiangdea。”qingyinandeshengyinchongmanlefengcideweidao。

“ni,nihushuoshenme,shibushixiangwomenshundailaiqiangjieniyixiaha。”dongamaoyoudiannaoxiuchengnule。

suqiqueshiyihuishou,“womenkuaidianlikai,zheibushiwomenderenwu,qianwanbuyaojiewaishengzhi。”

dongamaohaishihenhendengleqingyinanyiyan,“heng,bianyini!”

wugebenzeiyiqiyongxiangdaben,budengchemendakai,bianyiyongershang,bumianyouzaichemenneilikaleyihui。

wangzhewurenlikai,yaoyaohuranqingxingguolai,“ya,womenjitamenxiuleshoushangdehanmao,wanglexiangtamenyaoqianla。”

zhaojishuo:“xiaoshimei,nidenaozishibushibeilvtile,tamenkeshijiefeiya,renjiameiyougenniyaoqianjiubucuodele。zheixiejiahuoyezhenshiguai,zenmeshuohaodeqiangjie,jingranshuohuabusuanshu,zheishishenmeyouxiuyangyoupinweidejiefeiya,jianzhijiushigoushi!”

limingshuo:“nijiangutouya,beirenjiadajiehaishangyinlebucheng。yaobuyaoqugenrenjiadaobie,rangtamenjingchangguanglinha。”

“zenmela,zenmela。”houyuanchuanlaiyigenvzitianrundeshengyin,“yaoyaoshuodedui,jiefeizenmela,womenjitamenfuwu,tamenjiudejiqian,yaoburan,zheimaimaiyihouhaizazuoa。”

“shiniangjiushiyingming。”yaoyaopushangqu,jinjindilouzheshiniangyetian。

yetiantengaidikanzheyaoyao,“nidenaozijiushibitamenjigehuofan。”

zhangqianduitalaopoyejiangtaguizhiyusangediziyileideren,dashibuman。

buguo,bumanguibuman,tahaishiqianranyixiao,dayoujunzizhifeng。tajiaozhangqian,yizhipoyouqianqianjunzizhitai。

sheizhiyaoyaoqueyiranbuxiaoting,taduiyetiansajiaosachidishuo:“shiniang,nikan,womenshibushigaijiwozhaoyigexiaoshidila,yihou,zheiwugebenzeizailai,jiubuyongshifuqinzichushoula。”

yetianhenshirenzhendixianglezuzuyimiaozhong,lijipaiban,“jiuzheimedingle。”

zhaojihenshibuman,“yaoyao,niyouhunao,wugebenzeilai,nijiuzhaoyigexiaoshidi,neime,woqingwen,ruguolaileyigejituanjun,nishibushiyeyaozhaoshoushaosigerendejituanjunni?”

yaoyaoyihuishou,“neishiyihoudeshi,yihouzaishuo。”

ershigeliminghenshibushuang,“yaoyao,nixianzaiyijingyoulewomensanweishigewuweibuzhideguanai,nandaonihaibuzhizuma?”

yaoyaoxianglexiangshuo:“wohenzhizua,buguo,shigeni,shiyonglaitengwode,ershidizeshirangwolaitenghude,suoyi,shifu,woqianglieyaoqiu,mengliejianyi!”yaoyaodacicidixietangzaizhuanyishang,dingzhetadeshifuzhangqian,feichangrenzhen,jiqiyansudishuo:“nibixuzaizuiduandeshijiannei,ganjinde、jinkuaideshouyigetudi,dangranle,zheigetudideqiantibixushi,erqieyidingdeshiyigenanhaizi。”

“nanhaizi,nibushiyijingyousangeshigelema?”zuoweishifudezhangqianduitazheigeweiyidenvdizitichudewentihenshiganmao,“nandaotamenjingchangqifunibushi?”

“sangeshige,tamenqifuwo!”yaoyaogegedaxiao,xiaodetaxuebaidelianshangfanqileduoduohongxia,“tamendouhentengwoa。”tamianduisangeshigelianliandizhuiwen,“nimenshuo,nimentengwoma,tengbuteng?”

dashigezhaojiershigelimingbudengyaoyaodehuayinluoxia,bianyidielianshengdiqiangzheshuo:“wotengni,wozuitengnila,tabuxing!”zheiliangrenyikoutongsheng,neige“ta”ziziranshizhixiangduifangde。

ersanshixiongchenchangzhishimunedixiaoxiao,yiziyibandishuo:“tengbutengxiaoshimeineishifangzaixinlide,bushiguazaizuishangdi。”

“aha!”zhangqianyexiaole,“yaoyaoxiaoguniang,niyijingyoulesangetengniainihuzhenideshige,wokandakebubizaiyaoyigexiaoshidileha。wanyiniyihoubeitaqifu,neijiudebuchangshila。”

yaoyaoquehenzhizhe,tatouyaodexiangbolanggu,“no,no,no!shigeheshidiwanquanshilianghuishi!”

“e,shuoshuonideliyou。”zhangqianduizheigebaobeinvdizihaizhenmeiyoubanfa。

“liyouma,dangranyoule,erqiefeichangjiqidichongfen。”yaoyaoyoushouniechengyigefenquan,zaimianqianhuangleyouhuang,deyiyangyangdishuo:“yinweishigeshiyonglaibaohuwode,ershidima,neishiyonglairangwobaohude。wochengtianshenghuozaisangeshigebaohuwodeyinyingzhizhong,wufazhangxianwonvhanzideqigai,suoyiwozuogoulebeirentenghudexiaoshimei,yaobianhuanyixiajiaosezuoyizuodashijie,changyichangtengrendeziwei。”

“wa,xiaoshimei,nishibushibian、taideyoudianfengkuangya。”dashigezhaojichijingdikanzheyaoyao。

ershigegengjiachijingdidingzheyaoyao,“xiaoshimei,nishibushifengkuangdeyoudianbian、taiya!”

zheiliangrenbalianggeciqianhoudiaohuan,danbiaodadeyisijihuwanquanyizhi。

erzuoweisanshigedechenchangquebuyiweiran,tapingshihuahenshao,danyaomebushuo,shuochulaijiuyidingzhidiyousheng,“wowanquanlijiexiaoshimei,tazhengtianduizhenimenlianggekugualian,zaojiuchanshengleshenmeipilao,e,bu,shishenchoupilao,xiangzhaoyigexiaoshidihuanhuankouwei,qingyoukeyuan。”

zhaojiliminglijijiangmaotouduizhunlechenchang,“womenshikugualian,neimenineikubilianyousuanzenmeyihuishi。”

“woa,shishuyubijiaoyouneihandeneiyizhong,xiaoshimeixianyunianlingheyueli,zanshihaiwufaxinshang,neiyeshizaiqinglizhizhong。”chenchangjingranzhenzhenyouci。

yaoyaoduiyusangeshigedegaolun,zhishipiepiezui,bingmeiyoufabiaopingshuo。

“qiange,woguzhang,woyiwoweidaerpingfandemuaizhichiyaoyao!”zuoweishiniangdeyetianzheishihouzhongyuchanhejinlai,tayiliansumudiduizhangqianshuo:“yaoyaozheishifanfengjian,fanmixin,fanduidananzizhuyi,suoyibuxuyaoguohuixiayiyuanpizhun,zhiyaowotongyijiuxingla。woyuanzetongguo,benfaanlijishixing,jirishengxiao!”