第4章
jiazhangshiwuchidehuarangyizhonghaijianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
qinzirenxiadeganerzi，bunengjiaoshouyi，bunengjiqian，neihaisuannamenziganerzini？
“nizheishibaishifuhaishichijuehuni，nayounimenzheiyanggande？”
heyuzhudehuawuxingzhongshanghailehenduoren，yizhonghaiheilelian，jiazhangshiyebuyiburao：“budayingwodetiaojian，neijiuxiangyebiexiang。”
landegenjiazhangshiduozui，yizhonghaikanxiangjiadongxu：“dongxu,niyelaodabuxiaole，zheijianshinizenmekan，shuojuhuaba。”
jiadongxukanlekanyizhonghai，youkanlekanjiazhangshi，nieruzhezuichunshuodao：“womatashuohuashibuzhongting,keyeyoudiandaoli，zheijianshishifuninshizuodebuzhangyi。”
benyiweizhenxinhuanzhenxin，jiadongxuzongjidetadehao，meixiangdaoduifangyeshiruciwangenfuyi，yizhonghaiqidehunshenfadou。
“haohaohao，haonigejiadongxu，jiudangwoxialeyan！”
jiadongxuyouxiebufuqi，zhuanguotouqukanzhediban,yizhonghaijianzhuangzhijieshuodao：
“woyelandegennimenfeihua，nijiadongxuyaoshijuedewobupeizuonideshifu，neiwomenjiuyidaoliangduan。congjinwanghou，wobuzaishinideshifu，niyebuzaishiwodetudi！”
zheihuayichu,jiadongxushaleyan。
biekantamenmuzizuishangburaoren，keshijishiqingzenmeyangtaxinliyemingbai。
laojiaqushijiajianengjianchidaoxianzai，libukaiyizhonghaidebangzhu。
pingrililiangsanjinbangzimianjigemantoudejiejijiubushuole，danshiduifangbajigonghedayuanyidayedeshenfen，jiurangtamenzhanjinlebianyi。
youyizhonghaizai，buguanshiyagangchanghaishisiheyuan，sheidoujitajifenbomian。
zhenyaoduanlezheifenshituguanxi，tajiadongxuyigegangzhuanzhengdeerjigong，suandeleshenme。
xiangdaozheijiadongxujimangxiangyaoshuodianhaohuawanjiujumian，keyixiangdaoyizhonghaideqianhefangzidouyaocongzijishouxinlifeizou，tajiuyizhenxintong。
妈，全看你了！
jiadongxumanhuaiqidaidikanxiangzuozaidishangdejiazhangshi。
fangfoganshoudaoleerzideqipan，jiazhangshiyiyizhongjidubufuhefeipangshenxingdelinghuodupaleqilai，chongzheyizhonghaizhangyawuzhuaerqu。
“yizhonghai，niganqifuwomenguerguamu，wogennipinle！”
haojiahuo，quansuqidongdejiazhangshijiuxiangyiliangtanke，xuehougonggao，lanzaizhongjiandeheyuzhuwanquanwufaduitazaochengsihaoyingxiang，zhuanyanjianjiuchongdaoyizhonghaimianqian。
guanjianshike，jiazhangshizhijuebeihouyigudalixilai，feipangdeshentibianbushoukongzhi，zaikongzhonghuaguoyidaoyoumeidehuxian，zhizhipazaiyizhonghaijiaobian。
“shei？sheitiwoyijiao？”
jiazhangshiliangqiangpaqilai，liangguxianxuecongbizililiuchu。
众人看见轰然大笑。
jiazhangshidexiaozhangzhongrenbenjiubuman，suiranmeiyoudongshoudedanzi，dankanrenaodexinqinghaishiyoude。
“jiazhangshi，niganghaibushiqishixiongxiongdema，zenmezhuanyanguixiale？”
“zheiyixiaziyejiuninenglai，huanbierenhaizhenlaibule！”
heyuzhugengshixiaodezhibuqiyao：“zaozhidaoniganzhejiyidayexingdali，wojiubulannile，haojiahuo，jiwoshoudounaopopile。”
mianduizhongrendechaoxiao，jiazhangshidaoshiwusuowei，shenzhishibushihaikoujiju，jiadongxujiuchayuanle，zhihenhendengleyiyan，huayebushuoyijuzhuantoujiuzuanjinwuli。
qiaowushengxidijiejuelejiazhangshi，zhangjiandonggongchengshentui，jidaoyizhonghaishenbian。
“daye，nimeishiba？”
“jiandong，nizenmelaizheile？zheigelaoyan，daigehuadoudaibule。”
jinganmanganjidaomianqiandeyanbuguidunshibuleyile：“heiwoshuolaoyi，nizheihuazenmeshuode，wohuakeshidaidaole，shirenjiajiandongshebudekannichikui，zhuanmenlaijinizhuangshengshide，wolandoulanbuzhu。”
wenyanyizhonghaiyanshendunshirouhelejifen，fangcaizhangjiandongdedongzuo，chulejiazhangshisuoyourendoukandaole，tayebuliwai。
nengzaizheizhongshihouzhanzaitashenbian，biqinerziyebuchaduoshao。
bujianneijiadongxu，rengxiaqinmabuguan，zijigeduohuijiaqume？
“nizheihaizi，xiashoumeiqingmeizhongde，zheijiazhangshikebushigehaoredezhu，wanghoulitayuandian，biewanggenqiancou，tingjianlema？”
zhidaoyizhonghaishipazijichikui，zhangjiandonglianliandiantoudaying，daoshiyanbuguikanbuxiaqu，weitashuohua：
“chabuduodele，haiziweinizhexiangnidaozhuangqilaile。woshuo，jiujintianzheichu，nizheiganerzirendezhi！”
yizhonghaizuishangbushuo，xinliyeshinuanhonghongde。
“dajiahuodouanjingyixia，tingwoshuo。”yizhonghailianlianhuhanhaojisheng，dengdaozhongrendoukanxiangtashi，jixushuodao：“benlaixiangkaigedahuide，buguoxianzaidajiadoudaodechabuduole，wojiubudanwudajiashijian。
woni，dajiahuoyezhidao，yibeiziqinqinkenkenrenlaorenyuan，biededouhao，jiushimeiyougehaizi。
shuolaiyeqiao，qianxietianyouyibangzitaohuanglaide，zhenghaobeiwomenzhuangjianjiandongle。zheihaiziguowanniancaishibasui，fumuyedoubuzaile。
womenyiheji，yesuanshigeyuanfen，rengeganqincouheyiqiguodele。
dahuobangbangmangjiwomenzuogejianzheng，youbuzaichangdexianghudaigehua，zheigeyuedi，wozaiyuanlibaishangjizhuo，dahuorenaorenao！”
tinglezheihua，weiguanrenqundunshijidongbuyi。
zheishihoujiajiahuhudouguodejieju，daoleyuedimianbudejiyidunbaoyidun。yizhonghaixuanzaizheigeshihoubaiyanxi，neijiushimingbaishuole，jinqingchihe！
nengchiyidunhaode，yuanbenzhishichiguadezhongrenfenfenweishangqu，shuoqihaohua，haixiangfanduidejiazhangshiyebeijichurenqun，zhinenghuiliuliuditaohuijia。
zhangjiandonggenzaiyizhonghaihoumian，yishengjieyishengdiwenhao，zhidaobaquanyuanderendourenlegebian，zheicaisuanjieshu。
beizhongrengongweidemanliantonghong，yizhonghaijinjinlazhezhangjiandongdeshou，huilejiayeshebudefang。
yidamayeshizaozaozuohaolefan，kanzheyelianglianshangdexiaorongjiumeixiaoshiguo。
bangzimianzhou，zhuhongshugan，erhemianmantou，haiyouzijiaadexiancaigeda。
zheiyangdewancanzaizheigeniandaiyijingsuanshihaode，suiranbujianhunxing，keyebuzhiyueduzi。
yejiushiyizhonghaibajigongdegongzi，jiashangjialirenshao，buranxiangzheimechikeburongyi。
rangyidamazuoxia，jilaoliangkoushengshangfan，zhangjiandongcaizuoxiachileqilai。
suiranbaitianzaiwaimianchileyiwanchaogan，kenianqingxiaohuozizhengshizhangshentideshihou，zheihuierzaojiuele。
erhemianmantoujiuzhexiancaigeda，yidawanbangzimianzhoujiuzheimexialedu。
kandelaoliangkoukaixinbuyi。
nengchihaoa，nengchizhengmingshentihao。
“jiandong，nijinhouyoushenmedasuanma？”
zhangjiandongtaiqitou，yizhonghaiyijingfangxiawan，meidengtahuida，jiezheshuodao：“woxianglexiang，dengniyanghaoshenti，genwojinyagangchangba。”