第三章 傻柱你真是个好人

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youshiyizhenshuxidejiaobushengchuanlai。

shishazhu,yejiushi《qingmansiheyuan》zheibudianshijudenanzhu。

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shazhuyouyubanxiang,haishishangqianwendao:“nidabanggengle?”

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shazhushanxiaodao:“woyemeibiedeyisi,nimenxiaohaizidadanaonaodezhengchang,biexiahenshou,wokanbanggengxiabadouqingle。”

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“yeshi,”shazhukanletayiyan,youwendao,“neibanggengxiabazenmeqingle?”

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yanxiazijixiangshuodehua,jiangfanhewangshenhounuolenuo,“ng,woxianjinqule。”

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啧啧。

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使劲一绊。

“哎呦!”

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【di,gaoshizhi+12……】

yizhenhuayoushoulinzhefanhe,dunxiashenzuoshoulazheshazhudeyifuzuoyangzi。

guanqiedao:“wofuniqilai,shazhuge,nidouduodarenle,zenmeguogemenjianhainengbeibandaoni?”

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yizhenhuazaixinzhongmonian:“xitong,diandaoheibaijinengfadong。”

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【di,jinengdiandaoheibaifadongzhong……】

【技能发动成功!】

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【di,gaoshizhi+10……】

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tabeimenjianbandaole,yizhenhuashanglaifuziji。

然后呢?

“si。”shazhuhuanghuangzijiyunhuhudenaodai。

“shazhugezenmele?shuaidaonaodaile?”yizhenhuawendao。

shazhu:“meishi,jiushiyoudianyun。”

“neinihuiqushuiyijue。”yizhenhuafuyanwanshazhulinzhefanhejinlemen。

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