wangzicetangzaichuangshangbiankeguazibiankanzaiyangshizizhaodaodesiheyuanxiliexiaoshuo。
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“kao！zheidounengliangjie？butemekanle！”
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funvzaihoumianjimanghandao：“biepao！”
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“我尼玛！”
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......
wangzimengdizhengkaiyanjing，dakouhuxizhexinxiankongqi。
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他被大运怼穿越了！
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区别对待是吧！
shazhu？qinhuairu？qinmansiheyuan？haishi1960niandongtiandeqinmansiheyuan，kunnanshiqizhongdekunnanshiqi！yaobuyaozheimecan？
这时候真能饿死人！
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linfuguitanlekouqi，kelianrena……quba，xiwangnilaishitougehaorenjia。
ai？taturanfanyingguolai，xianzaishoukuderenbianchengtale，chaiqianfeihaimeixiangshoujiubeiduichuanyueguolaishouku，tahaibabaxintengrenjiani？
谁特么心疼他啊！
haodudedie，qushideniang，nianyoudedidimeimeiheposuideta。
天崩开局！
linfuguikanzheganliedexiaoshouchousile，tianbengkaijuyihoukezazheng？
duile，xitongni？bushishuomeigechuanyuezhedouyouxitongma？
“系统，在吗？”
“......”
“统子哥？”
“......”
“xitongbaba？xitongdie？”
“......”
shilebuzhidaoduoshaoci，taxianrushenshendejuewang，zheiniandaimeixitong，tayaozenmehuo？
youshilejigefangfa，zhidao……
“xitongxitong，woshilinfugui，tingdaoqinghuida。”
neigeqidaideshengyinzhongyuzainaohailixiangqi：“xitongshoudao，zheilishinixingnishangxitong，zhengzaibangding。”
“nixingnishang？”tashunjianxingwu，renbuzhumalegeliuhaizhumingchangmian：“sunzei，nishibushiguyibawodaiguolaide？”
“wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme。”
“shaotemezhuangsha！nimingziyijingbaolule！jiuyinweiwotucaojiju，nijingranrangdayunzhuangwo？ganjinsongwohuiquzanliangshashimeiyouao，burankanwozoubuzounijiuwanle！”
“wobuzhidaonizaishuoshenme。”
“ding，xitongbangdingchenggong，xinshoudalibaozengsongchenggong，xitongjiebangchenggong，zaijian！”
“？？？”
linfuguimengle，xitonglaile，xitongzoule？haiyouzheizhongcaozuo？
banshang，tazaixinlinumayiju：
“**，niguorangendayunyouhezuo！”