第6章 证明你大爷还是你大爷

yizhonghaizoudaojinqianyiqiao,buzhidunzhe,haiyoubanzhizaiyipangfangzhe,gujishaozhechi。

这伙食可真够好的。

lixuewujiandaolairen,dianlediantou,buxianbudandezhaohuyisheng。

“yidaye,xiabanle。”

taxianzaikemeixiangongfuheyizhonghaichedan,suizhejitangdexiangwei,lixuewudoukuaiyaorenbuzhule,duzibutingdegugujiao。

“xuewua,niriziguodekeyi,juranhaimaideqiji?”

yizhonghaibushiyibanren,tasuiranyousuohuaiyi,danwendebijiaowanzhuan。

lixuewudongledongchaihuo,pieleyiyanyizhonghai。

“haixingba,zijiguozijiderizi,youjiuchi,meiyoujiubuchi。”

lixuewucikehaimeixiangdaoyizhonghaihuirenweitashiwaimenxiedaogaolaideji。

tabijinggangchuanyuelai,haimeiwanquanshiyingzheigeshidai。

zaihoushichiyizhijisuanshashi?

完全不是事!

ketameixiangdao,yuanshenxianqianjiushigeyoushouhaoxiandejieliuzi。

“nizheijiduoshaoqianmaide,xianzaikehaimeidaoyuedi,nishoutouhaiyouqian?zenmebuduomaidianliangshibeizhe。”

易中海继续试探。

tingdaozheihua,lixuewuhaoxiangyoudianmingbaileguolai,meitouyizhou,“yidaye,nishenmeyisi?”

yizhonghaibaibaishoudao:“meishenmeyisi,jiushiwenwen,jiagebugui,woyexiangmaiyizhi。”

sizhouzhongrenyezaiyanbabadekanzheneizhiji,gujixinlimianyezainianzhezheizhijini。

lixuewukanleyansizhoudelinju。

tacailandehezheixierenduoshuoni,dandandao:

“haibujiushineigejiagebei,gaiduoshaojiashiduoshaojia。”

de,zheihuashuoledengyumeishuo,haimeijieshijidelaili。

yizhonghaitinglebuzenmemanyi,ketayebuhaomingzhezhiyi。

pengqiao,zheishihouyuanliyoujinlailiangren,yigetigebijiaozhuangshideshazhu,haiyoulveyoufeipangdeliuhaizhong。

kandaoneiliangren,yizhonghaiyanshenyizhuan,dangjigenliuhaizhongdalegezhaohu。

“老刘、柱子。”

shazhuheliuhaizhongkanyiqunrenweizhe,yebujizhehuijia,yiqizouleguolai。

“哟,鸡汤!”

shazhubiziyichou,jiuwenchuleweidao。

shanglaijiuzhunbeiqujiekailixuewudeguozi。

“ganma,dongshoudongjiaode。”

lixuewupaikaiduifangdeshou,zheijiahuodaoshizilaishu,sheiyunxutajiekaiguogai。

“hei,woshuonixiaozikezhenxiaoqi,wenwenweidaohaibuxing。”

shazhudaoyemeizenmezaiye,leheheshuodao。

“炖鸡。”

liuhaizhongkandaozhuoshangdeshicaiyijidundejitang,xiayishituokouerchudao:

“xuewu,nizheijinalaide?”

“xianzaizheishihoujikeshiguidehen,ninalaideqianmaiji?”

tingdaoliuhaizhongdezhiyi,yizhonghaizuijiaoyidong,tajiuzhidaozheiweierdayeshuohuabuguonaozi。

buguo,zhenghaodadaotademude。

“erdayenishenmeyisi,wojiubunengmaijichi?”

lixuewudianledianshouzhongdechaihuo,lianshangyouxiebuhaokan。

suirantayijingyouzhunbei,yuanzilidepishiduo。

kemeixiangdaotachiyizhiji,yenengrechulaimafan。

“wojiushiyaowenwennizheijinalaide?niyoumeigegongzuo,nalaideqian?”

“yizhijikeyaohaojikuai,niyouqianmaijima?”

liuhaizhongbaiqijiashi,haoxiangzaishenwenyiban。

李学武皮笑肉不笑:

“呵呵。”

“wonalaidexuyaohenijiaodai?”

haojiahuo,batadangfanrenle。

tachiyizhiji,haoxiangchenglezuifanyiban,jianzhigaoxiao。

lixuewuzheihuabaliuhaizhongqidaole。

meixiangzhelixuewujuranganhetadingzui。

刘海中眼珠子一瞪:

“woshiyuanlideerdaye,youquanlixunwen。”

“niruoshitoujimogou,wokeyibanisongdaopaichusuoqu。”

jirendezhengzhi,yinfaleyuanliderenweiguan,yuejuyueduo。

lixuewubeiliuhaizhongzheihuajiqixiaole,yiyanbuhejiuzhunbeisongtaqupaichusuo?

zheiliuhaizhongwanquanmeibatafangzaiyanlia。

lixuewuyebukeqidedao:

“liuhaizhong,nizaikaiwanxiaobucheng?”

“nishiyuanlideguanshidayebucuo,dannidezhizezhishijiejuelinlijiufen,bushizhizaomaodun,yuanwanghaoren。”

budengliuhaizhongfanbo,lixuewubunaifandao:

“biemeishizhaoshi,gounahaoziduoguanxianshi。”

“wojizenmelaideyongbuzhenishuo,niyaobushuang,nijiuqubaojing,zhaojuweihuidoukeyi,biedaraowochifan。”

嚯!

lixuewucihuayichu,weiguandezhongrenzashebuyi。

baliuhaizhongbizuogou,danzikezhenda。

yuanlihaozhangshijianmeirenganhezheisanweidayedingniule。

meikanchulai,yuanlaibijiaogupidejieliuzilixuewujuranzheimeyong。

“ni,nizheixiaozi,nishuoshenme?”

liuhaizhongbeiqidejiejiebaba,tawenhaibunengwenle。

zhongrenyilun,sandamaxiangbangzheshuoyiju,yanbuguiqueshiyitabieji。

yinweitamenyebuzhidao,zhitingshuolixuewuqutaoyetu,dannahuilaidequeshiji。

sheizhidaoyoumeiyouwenti,hebixianzaichutou。

yanjianhuatishuokaile,liuhaizhongyoubudingyong,yizhonghaizheishihoucaichumian。

“xuewunizenmenengdingzhuangzhangbei?”

“erdayezhishixinzhikoukuai,meibiaodaqingchu。”

“nizhidaowomenyuanzikeshiwenmingxiaoyuan,suoyiyouxieshiqingshuoqingchujiuxing。”

silintingdaoyizhonghaidefayan,lianliandiantou。

suirantamenbuzhidaojutiqingkuang,dankanrenaobei,sheibuxihuan。

zheigeshihoudehuodongkebuduo,youlezikantamenyebuxianqishida。

lixuewuwalewaerduo,doulandehuida。

zheiweitadaoshilingjiaodaole,shuohuadeyishu。

大义拿捏的杠杠的。

yizhijihaiguanhudayuan,lixuewuyeshizhangjianshile。

laohuashuodehao,youjiaocuodemingzi,meiqucuodewaihao。

zheiwei‘daodetianzun’shimingbuxuchuan。

zheijimaosuanpidexiaoshiyeyaoshanggangshangxian,kanlairihouderizimeineimeansheng。

jianlixuewubatadehuadangzuoerpangfeng,yizhonghaizhoulezhoumei:

“xuewu,zenmebushuohua,nizenmezhengmingzheijidelaili。”

tingdaozheili,lixuewuturanrenbuzhuxiaole。

好一个‘证明’。

chijihaidekaizhengming,zhenshiwensuoweiwen。

jiuhaobihoushineige‘nizenmezhengmingnidefuqinshinidefuqin。”

“你笑什么?”

易中海沉声质问。

tashuohuayouzheimehaoxiaoma,zheixiaozihaoxiangyouxiebuhaonong,yaofantian。

lixuewuxiaolehaoyihui,caizhizhu。

“yizhonghai,wohuaiyinibushiyidaye,nizenmezhengmingnishiyidaye?”

yizhonghaiyileng,zheihuatingdeyouxienaotou。

tabushiyidaye,sheishiyidaye。

“nishuoqingchu,biehujiaomanchan。”

“hehe,shinixianhujiaomanchande,wochiyizhiji,nimenzenmeneimeduoposhi。”

yizhonghaishenxiyikouqi,tafaxiancishidelixuewuyijingbiandeyouxiebuyiyang,bushiyuanlaineigeyigunzidabuchuyigepidemoyang。

“woshiyidaye,juweihuirenmingde,youwenti?”

“居委会?”

“xing,neinixiankaiyigezhengming,zhengmingnishiyidaye。”

“zaikaiyigezhengmingnishiyizhonghai。”

“zuihoukaiyigezhengmingyizhonghaishiyidaye。”

zheihuabayizhonghaidouraoyunle。

“我凭什么证明?”

“neiwoyoupingshenmezhengming?”

xianchangyijing,zhongrenyetingdeshiyunyunhuhu,zazheimeduozhengming?