第1章 二十万彩礼

“wojiahuihuishi985shuoshi,shigongwuyuan,niliangezhengshigongzuodoumeiyou,nalipeideshangwojiahuihui,womenjiahuihuikanshangnishinidefuqi,haihaoyisiyaoershiwancaili,xiangqianxiangfengleba,ninalizhiershiwan?”

“wogaosuni,xiangjiajiwojiahuihuidexiaoguniangduodeshi,budanbuyaocaili,haipeijiafangzichezi,nisuangeshenmedongxi,zhenyiweiwomenjiadeqiantianshangdiaoxialaide,xiangkengqian,meimener,niyihoubiechanzhewojiahuihui,fouzebuyaoguaiwobukeqi!”

“wohechenhuigenbenmeizaiyiqi,wobuhuijiajita,yeqingniyihoubuyaozaijiwodadianhua。”

guaduandianhua,songyunxiaohuidaokafeiting,kanxiangduizuodexiangqinduixiang:“womenxianzaiqunali?”

xiangqinduixiangzhangdehenshuai,shencaigaodatingba,juzhiwenyayouhanyang,shiyiyuanqingjiegongyeyedesunzi。

zhiqianmuqinzhuyuan,songyunxiaotiantianpaoyiyuan,yilaierquheyiyuanqingjiegongyeyehunshule,yeyeshuoyaobatasunzijieshaojita。

jintianbianshiliangrenjianmianderizi。

diyicixiangqin,tahuaizhetantedexinqinghewanlekafei,qifenlvexianganga。

guchentaishoukanshijian,chenjingdejunlianbolanbujing,huanhuantuchujigezi:“minzhengju!”

“minzhengju???”songyunxiaoshurandengdayanjing:“quminzhengjuganshenme?”

guchenzaicidiuchuyigezhongbangzhadan:“lingzheng!”

ertadejunlianyiranpingjingwubo,fangfoshuodeshiyuzijiwuguandeshi。

“……”

songyunxiaochedishihua,zuozaineili,lianyanjingdoubuhuidongle。

banxiangcaizhaohuizijideshengyin:“guxiansheng,ni……nibiekaiwanxiao。”

guchenlimouweimi,yuqipingdan:“nilaixiangqin,bujiushixiangzhaogeheshiderenjiehunma,ganghaowoyeyiyang,woduinihaisuanmanyi,niduiwomanyime?”

“man……yi……”yaoyanyouyan,yaoshencaiyoushencai,yaoxueliyouxueli,jiushijiatingtiaojianchaledianer,buguozheibuzhongyao,tajiushiyaozhaojiatingtiaojiancha,tatashishiguorizidenanren。

guchendiandiantou:“jirandajiadoumanyi,neijiubuyaolangfeishijian,zhijiequminzhengjulingzheng,suzhansujue!”

songyunxiaochenmopianke,guqiyongqishuo:“guxiansheng,jirandajiadoushishuangkuairen,woyebuguaiwanmojiao,wojiayaoershiwancaili!”

“hao。”guchenbujiasisuodedaying,fandaorangsongyunxiaobuzhisuocuole。

“neige……nibutaojiahaijiama?ruguonijianabuchulai,shiwanbawanyeshikeyide。”

“buyong,nishuoershiwanjiuershiwan,ershiwanwojiahainadechulai,nimuqinyangdaniburongyi,zheiershiwanjitazuoyanglaoqian!”

“谢谢。”

songyunxiaoxiaole,kanba,tabingbushibuzhiershiwan,zhishimeiyouyudaoduideren,zhiyaoyudaoduideren,cailibingbushiwenti。

suiranguchenjiatiaojianbuhao,danjiletazugoudezunzhong。

两个小时之后。

songyunxiaoyishounajiehunzheng,yishounazheganggangruzhangershiwandeyinxingka,lingguchenhuijia。

liangrenyilingzheng,guchendedongxijiubeitayeyedabaosongdaoleminzhengju。

guyeyedejudonggengjiajiandinglesongyunxiaodecaice,gujiadetiaojiankenengbitaxiangxiangzhonggengcha。

taheguchenjiehun,guyeyedoumeirangtaqutamenjiakankan,yinggaishipataxianqitamenjiatiaojiantaicha。

guyeyexiwangguchenganjinjiehun,jiehunjiubandaonvfangjiaquzhu,yeshiyinweijialitaipotaizhaizhubuxia。

gujiatiaojiansuirancha,danweirendouhenbucuo,kandechulaijiajiaohenhao。

zhiyaoguchenyoushangjinxin,taxiangxintamenderizihuiyueguoyuehao。

jinlejiamen,songyunxiaoyibianhuanxieyibianduiguchenshuo:“zheishiwomamadefangzi,maileshijinianle,womamashentibuhao,xianzaizhuzaixiangxia,nizhuwodefangjian,wozanshizhuwomamafangjian,womenbijinghaibushuxi,xianfenkaishui!”

“hao。”guchendiantou,queshiyinggaifenkaishui。

jializhunbeilenanshituoxie,ouerjiujiuguolaihuichuan,songyunxiaonachulaijiguchenhuanshang。

songyunxiaodefangjianbuda,zhiyoushijiping,yizhangchuang,yigeyiju,yizhangshuzhuo,shuzhuohepiaochuangshangbaimanlegezhongkeaidexiaowujian,jiangbudadefangjianzhuangdiandewenxinyoulangman。

misedechuangshatoujindeyangguang,jiangfangjianzhaodewennuanyiren。

guchenzhanzaisongyunxiaoshenhou。

chenzhelianhuanshizheigehaiburutajiayushidadefangzi。

三室两厅的格局。

dongxihenduo,danbaifangdezhengzhengqiqi,kandechusongyunxiaoshigeqinkuairen,zhengrutayeyesuoshuo,shigexianhuihuiguorizidenvhaier。

zaiguchenkanlai,xianhuihuiguorizidenvhaierhegaoaozisidehaomenqianjinbingmeiyoushenmequbie。

doushitaquhuijiadebaishe。

tabuxiangxinaiqing,yebuqidaiaiqing。

jiehunyezhishiweilejijiarenyigejiaodai。

lianjiehunduixiang,doushiyeyebangtaxuande,tabuxiangfeiyidianerxin。

songyunxiaozhilezhiyangtaicemiandexiaofangjian:“neishiwodegongzuoshi,womeitiandouyaozuodangaotianpin,wozijizhuandeqiannengyanghuoziji,ruguoniyuanyi,meigeyuekeyijiwojiqiankuaiqian,wocunqilaiyihouwomenmaifang,buguoxianzaifangjianeimegui,yebuzhidaoshenmeshihoucainengmaishangzijidefangzi。”

shuozheihuadeshihousongyunxiaoanziqingxing,haihaodangniantamamahebabalihun,yaoyamailezheitaofang。

burantaheguchenjiehunhaidezufangzhu,youshiyidabikaizhi。

songyunxiaozaijiazuosifanghongbei,shoujishangjiedan。

bumangdeshihouyehuiluzhizuodangaodeshipinchuandaoduanshipinpingtaishang,manmanjizanlejiwandefensi。

zuosifanghongbeiheduanshipindeshouru,hedongzhejibaiwandefangjiabiqilai,jiushibeishuichexin。

guchendedongxibuduo,zhiyouyigexiaoxiaodexinglixiang。

xinglixianghenjiu,kanqilaiyouxieniantoule,limianzhuangdeyifuyedoushihenputongdebaichenshantxu,xizhuangku,haiyouliangjianbijiaojiudejiake,xianzaiyijingmeiyounianqingrenchuanneizhongjiakele。

guchenkanzhexinglixiangheyifu,huaiyiyeyebatalaorenjiayaxiangdierdedongxidounachulaile。

neixiedongxi,kongpabitadenianlinghaida。

他是又好笑又无奈。

songyunxiaobingbuzhidaoguchenzaixiangshenme,dakaiyiju,tengleyidianerweizhichulaibaguchendailaidejiuyifuguajinqu。

kanzheneixiejiuyifu,taxinlibushiziweier。

guchenhaobuyouyuzhuanjitadeershiwancailiqian,shitamenquanjiasuoyoudejixuleba!

tahuanleganjingdechuangdanbeizhao,pansuanzhejiguchenmaijishenxiangyangdeyifu。

zaigongsishangban,suiranbushizhengshigong,danyebunengchuandetaicha。

他实在太节俭了。