第3章

dajiazoujinshazhuwuliyikan,shaguolizhenggudugududunzhejitangni。xiangweicongxiankaidelianzineierpiaochulai,doupiaodaoyuanziwaimianqule。

“哎哟,真香!”

“jitang,wodouduoshaonianmeiheguole,zhenxiangchangchang!”

“haishishazhudanda,weilechikoudongxishenmedougantou!”

“hehe,zheibushitadelaomaobingma,zheixieniantacongshitangtoudedongxihaishao!”

“shuodedui,buranlaojiajianeibangrenzenmeyigegechidenaomanchangfei?”

“shazhujiushigebendan,dianjizheqinhuairu,yebukankanzijineiyanger,sheihuikanshangta!”

“哈哈,没错……”

外面的人边说边笑。

wulitou,xudamaohesangedayekanzhehuolushangdejitang,liansedoubianle。renzangbinghuo!

“炖得还挺香!”

“shazhu,nizenmenengganzheishini!”

“toudongxi,doutoudaozanyuanzililaile!”

liuhaizhongzouguoquwenlewen,taitouwenshazhu。

“erdaye,nigaipeiyanjingjiuganjinqupeiba!nizheiyanshenyetaibuxingle!”shazhuqihuhudishuoleyiju,yiliandebuleyi。

“shazhu,biefeihua,laoshishuo,zheijinaerlaide?”yanbuguikanleyiyanshaguolidejitang,xiaoyanjingyizhayizhade。turanyekaikouwenleyiju。xinliquezhuomozhe:yaoshizheijishitoulaide,jiudejiaojitamensangedayechuli。

daoshihou,shuobudinghainengfenwanjitanghehe。

“我买的!!”

“nicongnaermaide?”yanbuguibubujinbi。

可傻柱答不上来。

zheijigenbenbushimaide,shitoude。

congdanweishitangtoude,jilingdaozuofandeshihoushaofangleyizhi。

shengxiadebanzhi,tashunshoudaihuijiale。

xianzaiyaoshishuobuchulai,shijiudale。

beiyanbuguiwendeyishiyusai,gancuishuaqiwulailai。

“wotoude,nimenxiangzenmeyangba!!”

zhanzaisangedayehoumiandexudamaoyitingzheihua,limatiaoqilaihandao:“sanweidaye,nimendoutingjianmei?”

“shazhuneijiahuojiushigezei,toulewojiadelaomuji,wokeshidasuanjiwolaopobubushenzide!”

shazhuyitingxudamaozheihua,limahuidui:

“gunyibianqu,nilaopojiushigeguangjiaobuxiadandemuji!”

“haihuaiyunni,nizuomengquba,nizheibeizidoumeineifufen!”

许大茂最怕什么?

dangranshibierentitalaopolouxiaoehuaibushanghaizideshi。

xianzaishazhudangzhezheimeduorendemianmatalaopo,shuotalaoposhizhibuxiadandeji,

xudamaodunshiqidelianhongbozicu。

“shazhu,nidayede,jingganmawo!”

“woxianzaijiuqubaojing,banisongjinjianyu!”

“rangnizuolao,rangniqulaodonggaizao!”

kezheishihou,yizhimeihangshengdeyizhonghai,

yitingxudamaoyaobaojing,lianselimalalexialai。

他大声说道:

“baoshenmejing!baoshenmejing!”

“jiwohuilai,jinwanbaquanyuanderenzhaojiqilaikaigehui!”

易忠海一发话,

xudamaobenxiangzaizhengbianjiju,danyebuganhangshengle。

bijing,zaizheigesiheyuanli,sheiyebuganreyizhonghaizheiweidaye。

zheixienian,yuanlibuguanyoushenmeshi,doudejingguotadiantoucainengjiejue。

xianzaijiantawanshangyaokaidahui,

xudamaoyezhinengdiantoudaying,

lazhelouxiaoe,chongzheshazhuhoudao:

“nidengzhekan,shazhu!”

“我跟你没完!”

说完转身就走。

qitarenkanlekanshazhuneifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzi,

也都一个个离开了。

yizhonghaizouchulai,duiweiguanderenshuodao:

“jinwan,dajiadoulai。”

“zanmenshangliangyixia,zheishigaizenmechuli!”

“xianzaidoubieweizaizheierle,ganjinhuijiazuofanchifan,zhunbeikaihui!”

听到这话,

dayuanlidezhuhumenfenfensanqu。

buguozoudeshihou,jigerenjuzaiyiqi,haishiyilungebuting。

zheizhijidaodishibushishazhutoude?

yaoshishazhutoude,gaizenmechuzhi?

xudamaolaopobuxiadan,daodishixudamaodewenti,haishilouxiaoedewenti?

baguazheishi,genchifanyiyang,yuejiaoyueyouwei。

henduorenyidaojia,jiuganjinkaishizuofan。

shengpawanle,cuoguorenao。

zheishihou,zaihouyuandesuye,

yagenmeichumen,fancaizaojiuzuohaole,baizaizhuoshang。

tameizizidichileqilai。

tudouyouruanyounuo,haidaidiantian,

niuroudundelanlande,rukoujiuhua,zhenshimeiweijile。

更别说红烧肉了,

hongtongtongde,kanzhejiurangrenliukoushui。

guangshikanzhe,jiuxiangduochijikou。

xitongjianglidejingpindamiyetebiexiang。

zheizhongmifan,jiusuanmeiyoucai,yenengrangtachixialiangdawan。

gengbietihaiyoumeiweidetudoudunniurouhehongshaorouni。

chiqilaizhenshitaiguoyinle。

suyemaitoudakoudakoudichizhe。

wanshanghaiyouhaoduotilihuodengzheganni,qinhuairuneiyao,duomingdao。

suyeyaoshimeiyangzujingshen,wanshangkongpaduifubulezheigeqiaoguafu。

……

与此同时,

zaizhongyuanjiajiadefanzhuopang。

qinhuairuzhengkanzhesangehaizi。

tamenyigegemanyouyoudihezhezhou,kenzhezaliangmantou。

yidianyemeiyoupingshineizhonglangtunhuyandejing。

zhiyoubanggeng,nazhegezaliangmantou,pinmingdiwangxiatun。

“kanshenmekan,kuaidianchi!”

“nimenbushilaorangrangzheema?”

“jintianzheishizenmele?”

听了她的话,

xiaodanghehuaihuadoudizhetou,menshengbuxiang。

banggengyedizhetoubuhangsheng。

“banggeng,genmashuoshihua!”

“xudamaojiadelaomuji,shibushinitouqukaole,haipaodaoyagangchangshitangtoujiangyou?”

suyedehua,zhishitadeyimianzhici。

qinhuairubutaiganquanxin,suoyixiangcongbanggengzuiliquerenyixia。

可棒梗还没开口呢,

yipangdejiazhangshijiumengdiyipaizhuozi:

“qinhuairu,nixialielieshenmeni?”

“wosunzicaibushineizhongrenni,nizaihushuobadao,xinbuxinwosilannidezui!”

kezheishi,xiaodanghehuaihuadeyifushang,

到处都是油点子,

zaijiashangtamenneibuchifandeyang。

banggengyemeiyouyaofanbodeyisi。

qinhuairuyixiazijiumingbaile。

她对贾张氏说:

“ma,nibiezaihuzhetamenle,tamenshiwodehaizi,dangmadehainengyuanwangtamenbucheng?”

“nikantamenxiongqiandeyouzi,zaikankanzheijigehaizi,zheixiangchifandeyangzima?”

“tamenkendingzaiwaimianchiguole,suoyicaizheiyang!”

“nibuzhidao,houyuandesuyeqinyankanjianle,renjiahaoxinmeigaosubaoweike,buranzaojiubatamenjizhuale!”

“jintianxiabanhuilai,jiushijiaowoguoqushuozheishide!”

“还有……”

听到秦淮茹这么说,

贾张氏赶紧问:

“haiyoushenme?nikuaishuoya!”

“tahaijiwochulegezhuyi,rangwowanshangkaidahuideshihou,bierangtamenchuqu,zhuangzuobuzhidaozheishi。ranhoubatoujideshituijishazhu,rangtabeiguo。”

“shazhujintiancongdanweinahuibanzhiji,shuoshijiyushuibushenzi,zhenghaorangtachengrenshitagande!”

“zheiyangyilai,jiugenwomenjiabanggengmeiguanxile,quanshishazhugande!”

秦淮茹连忙说道。

“什么?”

“zheigeshazhu,yushuineigepeiqianhuo,jitabushenmeshenzi!”

“youjiroudoubujiwomen,zhenshigebaiyanlang!”

“wosunziyaoshigantoudongxi,chuanchuquhaizenmejianren,jianglaihaizenmelizu?”

“zheishikendingshishazhugande,sheirangtanalejiroubufenjiwomen,fandaojineigepeiqianhuochi!”

jiazhangshiyitingqinhuairuzheimeshuo,

立马就开腔大骂。

在她眼里,

siheyuanlizhiyaoyourenyouhaodongxi,jiudefenjitamenyifen。

bufendehua,neijiushibujiangjiu,bushihaodongxi,

tafeidemashangjijucaitongkuai。

xianzaitingshuoshazhucongdanweinahuibanzhiji,jingranjileheyushui,meijitajia,

更是骂得不可开交。

zuihoutagancuitongyi,rangshazhubeiguo,

好撇清自家的棒梗。

yaoshizhenbashazhusongjinjianyu,tamenyebuhuixintengbanfen。

“行,就这么办!”

“jizhule,jinwankaidahui,nimendoujiwolaolaoshishidaizaijialixiezuoye、shuijue!”

“sheiyaoshiganchuqu,kanwobushoushinimen!”

qinhuairudengzhebanggeng,zaisandingzhu。

“ng,zhidaole,ma。”

……

一眨眼,

就到了晚上。

youxiechilezaofanjiuchumenderen,yijingdaizhexiaomazhalaidaolezhongyuandekongdishang。

dajiajuzaiyiqi,xianliaozhetian,

都在等大会开始。

晚上七点半,

suyeshiduolisuo,heleyibeishui,

youzhualexieguazihehuasheng,manyouyouhuangdaozhongyuan。

他环顾院子,

rendouchabuduodaoqile,jiuchasanweidaye。

他也不着急,

zhaolegejiaoluo,kaozaineier,

jingjingdengzhe,danyanjingqueyizhizairenqunzhongqunxun。

zuobianzuozhexudamaoliangkouzi,youbianshishazhu,shuangshouchadou,yiliandebuzaihu。

qinhuairuhejiazhangshizuozaizhongjiankaoqiandeweizhi。

kongdishangbaizheyizhangzhuozi,neishisanweidayedezuowei。

不过他们还没到。

guoleyihuier,chuanlaiyizhenkesousheng。

suyekanjiansanweidayecongyizhonghaijiazouchulai。

manyouyouzoudaochangdizhongjian,zuoxia。

liuhaizhongdiyigezhanqishenlaishuodao:

“jintiankaiquanyuandahui,jiuyijianshi!”

“xudamaojiadelaomujibeirentouleyizhi……”

“xianzaiyourenjiadeluzishangzhengdunzheyizhijini!”

“kenengshiqiaohe,yekenengbushi。woheyidaye、sandayeshangliangleyixia。”

“juedingzhaokaizheicidahui,xiamianqingzanmenyuanlizuiyouweiwangdeyidayelaizhuchi!”

shuowan,liuhaizhongmanmanzuoxia,

naqipangbiandetangcigangzi,helekoushui。

yizhonghaizuozaizhongjiandeweizhi,lianseyinchen,saoshileyiquan,

zuihoubamuguangdingzaishazhushenshang。

“biedewojiubuduoshuole,dajiayedoukanzaiyanli,tingzaierlile。”

“zhuzi,nishihuashishuo,xudamaojiadelaomuji,daodishibushinijitouzoude?”yizhonghaiyadishengyinwendao。

shazhulianmangbianjie:“yidaye,ninzheizhenshicuoguaiwole!”

“真不是我偷的!”

“ninhaibuzhidaowoma?woyoubushizei,wotoushenmejiya!”

shazhubaizhetou,jianchengzijimeitou。

zuozaiduimiandexudamaotinghou,shenchushouzhiwendao:

“shazhu,neiwowenni,nijiadejidaodishinaerlaide?”

“hainengnaerlai,womaideya!”shazhuhuida。

liuhaizhongzhuiwen:“zainaermaide?”

shazhushuo:“zaicaishichangmaidebei!”

yanbuguijiezheyouwen:“nagecaishichang?dongdandehaishichaoyangde?”

shazhushuo:“chaoyangcaishichang!”

jingguozheiyilianchuandezhuiwen,

傻柱刚把这话说完。

yanbuguizuozaineier,limapielepiezui。

“这就不对劲了!”

“congzanzheierdaochaoyangcaishichang,jiusuanzuogongjiao,laihuiyedebangeduoxiaoshini!”

“zheihaimeisuanshangnimaiji、shajideshijian,nishenmeshihouxiabandeya?”

yanbuguiyilianchuandiwenzhe。

bashazhuwendebantianshuobuchuhualai。

takebuganchengrenzijitiqianxiaban,neikeshidashi。

danhuayijingshuochuqule,xiangshouhuiyelaibujile。

zhinenggangadiyaoyaotou,zuozaineiermobuzuosheng。

dajiakantazheiyang,jibendoucaidaole。

zheizhijikendingshitouxudamaojiade。

yizhonghaijianshitoubudui,ganjinyoukaikouwendao:

“heyuzhu,wozaijiniyicijihui,zheizhijidaodishibushinijitoude?”

tingdaozheihua,shazhuxiayishidichaoxieduimiandeqinhuairukanleyiyan。

jintianbanggengqushitangtoujiangyou,meitoucheng,fandaobaxudamaojizale。

xianzaishazhuyemingbaile,zheizhijikenengshibanggengtoude。

suoyitarenbuzhuchaoqinhuairuwangqu。

liangrenyanshenyiduishang,zhijianqinhuairuyanlimanshiqiqiu,lianshangjinshihaipa。

shazhumomingdixinjiuruanle,tuokouerchu:

“jiusuanshiwotoudeba!”

zheijuhuayishuochulai,zhenggeyuanziliderendoukaishijijizhazhadiyilunqilai。

“hei,zheishishenmehuaya,toujiushitou,zenmehai‘suanshi’ya!”

“zheidaodishishazhutoudehaishibushi?”

“wokanjiushitatoude,siyazizuiying,jiushibuyuanyichengren!”

“neitazheishishenmeyisiya?”

“sheizhidaoni,haidekanyidayezenmeshuo!”

“……”