qinhuairupengzhewanhuidaojiali，gangyikaimen，jiazhangshijiucongchuangshangxialai，zuilidunangdao：“zenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile？wodasunerchibaolema？”
shuowankanzheqinhuairuwanlijiuliangkuairou。
nieqiyikuaierjiuchile，banggengkanjianlejimangshuodao：“nainai，woyeyaochi。”
jiazhangshicuoedikanzheqinhuairu，zhiwendao：“zenmehuishi？nibushidaiwodasunquchirouma？”
“bietile，liyekanjianbanggengjiujileliangkuairou，shuoshiheyidayeyoushishangliang，bufangbianliuwomenchifan。”qinhuairutanlekouqishuodao。
“neiyebunengjiujiliangkuaiba？shazhuni？taduinibushitingdafangma？”
“roushirenliyedaiguoqude，shazhunengshuoshenme？”qinhuairubeipopogaodeyouxiefan，benjiuganggangzaishazhujiabeiluolemianer，huilaipopohaiyizhizhiwenta。
“haotageliye，zhenshisangmenxing，tabawojiadongxudaleyidunjiupaole，wohaimeizhaotasuanzhang，xianzaiwosunziyaochidianroujiujizheimeliangkuai。buxing，wodezhaotamenqu！”shuozhejiulazhebanggengwangwaizou。
qinhuairukanjianhou，xiangzulanyixia，quebeijiazhangshiyibatuikai，zhizheqinhuairumadao：“nigemeiyongdedongxi，nongdianroudounongbulai，gunyuandian。”
shuowanjiulazhebanggengjiuzouchuqu。
yichuyuanmen，duizheduimendeheyuzhujiajiumaleqilai。
erzaifangjianlidesanrentingdaohou，yizhonghaiyipaizhuozihechidao：“zheigejiazhangshi，taibuxiangyangle，nayoubujichidejiumarende。”shuozhejiuzhanqishenyaochuqu。
liyeyibalazhuyizhonghaixiaozheshuodao：“nihetanengshuogeshenme，xiangmamaquba，youbudiaoyigentoufa，lai，zhuzige，jiyidayemanshang，zanjixuhe。”
heyuzhutingdaohou，dunangdao：“buxing，wocaibushoutazheiqi。”
shuozhechuanshangyifujiuchumenle。
liyejianzhuang，kanleyanyouxiezuobuzhudeyizhonghaishuodao：“yidaye，kanlaizheijiuhebuchengle，zanmenyequkankanba。”
yizhonghaidianlediantou，liangrenyiqichulemen。
yichumen，liyejiukandaodayuanlimianzhanlebushaoren，tamendoushitingjianjiazhangshimajiepaochulaikanrenaode。
erheyuzhuzhengzaihejiazhangshichaojia，qinhuairuzezhanzaiyipangmoyanlei。
yizhonghaikanzhechaonaodeliangren，meitouyizhou，hechidao：“laosaozi，nibierangrangle。”
jiazhangshiniutoukanjianyizhonghaiheliyechulai，dunshiqidebudayichulai，ehenhendeshuodao：“yizhonghai，nishaoguanxianshi，wogaosuni，wojinerfeiyaochishangzheigerou。”
shuozhepieleyanliyeshuodao：“taliyedangbingqianbawojiadongxudachengneiyang，yaobushita，wojiadongxuyebukenengcaozuoshiwusile，tajinerbixujiwoyigejiaodai。”
liyetingzhechadianqixiaole，haimeidengtashuohua，yizhonghaijiushuodao：“nikebiehushuobadao，dongxuneihuitadoubuzhidaobeisheidade，jiunimenhuaiyishirenjialiye，zaishuole，liyedangbingzoulebannianduodongxucaichudeshier，nizenmenengguaidaotashenshang？”
“chuletazheigehuaideliunongdewangbadan，sheihainengzuochuzheizhongshier？”shuozhejiutangzaidishangaihaodao：“dongxua，nikankanniangbeitamenqifuchengshenmeyangle，nikuaihuilaibatamendaizouba。”
jiazhangshihuayichukou，yizhonghaijiudao：huaile。
zheixiaozikebushinengchikuidezhuer。
niutoukanjianliyeyijingmeilexiaolian，mianwubiaoqingdekanzhejiazhangshi。
liyeyiyanbufazhuantoujinwu，duanqiliangpanrouchulaihouyi**jiuzuozaimenjianshang，kanzhejiazhangshishuodao：“jiazhangshi，wojinergaosuni，nizaimawoyiju，wobaniyayikeyikebaxialai。buxinnishishi。”
liyezheihuashuodejiqipingdan，keshiyuanlizhongrendouyaquewusheng，lianjiazhangshidoubeiliyeneizhongbinglengdeyanshenyudiaohedelengzhu。
liyekanleyiquanzhongren，duanzheliangpancaizoudaolebanggengmianqian，dunxiashenzinieqiyikuaifeishouxiangjianderouzaibanggengmianqianhuanglehuang
“想不想吃？”
shuowanjiusaidaolezuili，gazhigazhichidezuijiaohailiuyou。
banggengkanzhewenzherouxiang，yanleyankoushuiyonglidiantou。
“xiangchirangnimajinimaiqu。”
shuozhezhanqilaipailepaiduzikanzhejiazhangshijixushuodao：“nijiayiqianzenmeduiwomenjia，dahuoerdouzhidao。xianzaixiangcongwozheierzhanbianyi，mendoumeiyou。”
“haiyou，niganggangshizaixuanyangfengjianmixinsixiangshiba？womingtiankendingqujiedaobanfanyingzheigeqingkuang。”
jiazhangshitingdaoliyedehuahou，hedehuadoushuobuchulai，suirantajiuyigedazibushiyigedelaotaipo，danshiyezhidaobeianshangzheigemaozidengzhetadeshishenme，zuiqingdoushibeisonghuilaojia。
duoduosuosuodezhanqilai，lianhuadoushuobumingbai。
“不是，我不是。”
jiuzaizheishi，liuhaizhongtingzheduzizoulechulai，kanzheliye，qingleqinghoulongshuodao：“zheiyuanlizenmehuishia？zenmezheimenaoteng？xiaoye，nizenmenengzheimehezhangbeishuohua，nidiema…”
liuhaizhonghuahaimeishuowan，liyeniutouxiezheyanchouzheta。
“nimeizhangyanjinghaishimeizhangzui？zenmehuishibuhuiwen？buhuikan？haiyou，nigelaobusihansheixiaoyeni。”
liuhaizhongshiwanwanmeixiangdaoliyeganzheimehetashuohua，yishilengzaileyuandi。
ganggangqishitazaojiulaile，yedagaizhidaozenmehuishi。
kanlebantian，yanjianyizhonghaizhanzaineierbushuohua，zhuomoleyixia，xianzaizhengshizhangxiantaerdayenengkangshierdehaoshihou，jiuzhunbeiyongyizhonghaipingshideyudiaochulaijiejuemaodun。
erqietaheliyeyebuduifu，jinianqianzheiliyeganxietoujidaobademaimaibeitayudao，tajiujubaodaojiedaoban，xiangrangjiedaobandelingdaohaohaojiaoyutayixia。
meixiangdaozheixiaozibujinbumingbaizijideliangkuyongxin，haizaidangbingzoudeqianjitian，meitianyelizazijiaboli，haimeishijiuaihanzijiqichuangniaoniao。
三更半夜的一嗓子
“er～da～ye～qilai～shangcesuo～”
chadianmeibazhengbanshidetahehuaige，daoxianzaizhiyaoyixiangqizheishierjiuqideyayangyang。
meixiangdao，jintianyikaikoujiubeiliyeyiduidui。
pingrilijiulianzuizhacierdeheyuzhuyebuganmatalaobusi。
xiangdaozheier，liuhaizhongdunshidanu。
指着李晔准备说话。
meixiangdaoliyegenbenbujitajihui，baliangpanshengcaifangdaodishang，yishenshoubaliuhaizhongzhizhezijideshouzhijishuaikai。
“niliuhaizhongshenmewanyier？tajiazhangshishenmewanyier？jiunilianghaixiangdangwozhangbei？wopei，liankezhenda。silewodoubudaijinimenshangxiangde。”
liyehuayingangluo，jiutingdaobeihouliangshengjiaoma。
“wangbadan，niganmawoba。”
“xiaozaizi，wonongsini。”
liangrenshuowanjiuchaozheliyechonglai，liyekanyemeikan，zhuanshenyigebiantuichuaidaoyiren，shenshouqiazhediergerendebozizhizhidejuqilairengzaiyibian。
liyepailepaishouyiqiao，zhengshiliujialiuguangtianheliuguangfuliangxiongdi，liangrendoubeiliyedadetangzaidishanghantong。
tebieshiliuguangtian，beiliyeyijiaochuaideguizaidishang，wuzheduzizhanbuqilai。
liyekanjianyile，shuodao：“hei，zahaijiwoxiaguile，zheishiyaojiwobainiana？zankebuxingzheige。”shuozhejiupaodaoleyibian。
tingzheliyedelengxiaohua，yuanlizhongrendoumeiyouhuiying。
kanzheliyeyizhayanjiubaliuguangtianliangxiongdishoushile，jiulianliuhaizhongdouhededaizaiyuandi，zuilidehuashengshengyanxiaqu。
erjiazhangshigengbukan，duoduosuosuodejiulazhebanggengzhunbeihuijia。
liyeyanjianquemeirenshuohua，yemeilezaishoushijirendexingqu。
pailepaiduzi，duanqiliangpanshengcaiduiheyuzhuheyidayeshuodao：“zhuzige，yidaye，woxianhuiqushuile。”
liangrenhaimeicongganggangneime**deqingjingzhonghuanguolai，zhishidailenglengdedianlediantou。
gangzoujibu，liyeturantingxia，duizheyuanlidelinjushuodao：“dahuoerkekandaolea，shiliujialiangxiongdixiandongdeshou，wobeipofanjidee。”
shuowanjiutouyebuhuidezoule，zhiliuxiazhongrenmianmianxiangqu。