第三章 心急吃不了热豆腐

disanzhangxinjichibuleredoufu

heyuzhuyiliezui,meihaoqidijixushuo:“xudamaoya!nishuonishoulejiushoulema。menshengfadacai,yemeirenguanni......”

“danshi,nizaizheierdayanbucandenachulaipianxiaoguniang,neijiubuxing!wokebushinidie,buguanzheni。”

rangheyuzhupilipaladiyitongshuluo,bajiadidoujidouchulai,xudamaogengdengzheshuangyan,lianshangyeqingyizhenhongyizhende。

“shazhu......”

xudamaozaicijiaohanqilai,quebeiheyuzhuyoujuqideshouzhang,hudesuolesuobozi,yishibuganzhisheng。

zuoweiyigefangyingyuan,xiaxiangjirenjiafangdianying,chidiannadian,neishizheixingdeguanli,dajiaxinlimingbai,yebuhuijiepo。

kezheishiyaoshifangzaimingmianshangshuo,neixingzhijiubuyiyangle。

ruguorangyouxinrentongdaoshangmianqu,neibianshiyanzhongtanfuwenti。

xiangmingbaizheixie,xudamaoshengyindunshiyoudianfaxule:“zhuzi、zhuzi!nibiexiashuo,neishiwomaide......”

“fangpi!fangninainaidepi。zheihuashuodenizijidoubuxin,niyigeyuecaisanshijikuaigongqian。tiantianmaizheimainei,haiyouxianqiandairenxiaoguniangxiaguanzi?”

heyuzhuyipaizhuomian,jiazhuanghuangusizhou,qishishizailiuyizhelouxiaoedefanying。

jianzheiguniangzhouqimeitou,shenshizhexudamao,tamingbaizheilitouyouxile。

tagengjiazhandingjietiedidao:“nibieyiweiwobuzhidao,wojiujiannihainaxiangxialaidezhurou,toumogenrenhuanroupiao。xinbuxin,wolimabarenjinijiaoguolai......”

heyuzhuhaimeijiang“dangmianduizhi”,zheisigezishuochukou,bianjianxudamaolianshishuayixiacangbailexuduo。

zheisunzigengyongshouzhilezhita,queshibianjiaoxiaozhe,bianwanghoutui。

“heyuzhu!wo、wogaosuni,bietaiguofen。woyekeyiqujianjuni,zhengtianpaodaozheixiaojiuguanlaizhuanwaikuai!”

“sheishidashixiaoa?zheige......”

louxiaoenahainengtingbuchuheyuzhusuoshuoshushi,tayaoyaqiechizhanqilai,dao:“haoa!xudamao,nijuranganpianwo?gun、nijiwogun......”

taganjueshoudaoleshenshendeqipian。

gangrenshijiuzheiyanghuayanqiaoyu,xiangchujiule,qibushilianrendoujinipianqule。

“bushi,xiaogunainai,nitingwojieshi。”

xudamaohedepigunniaoliu,youxiangzaibianjiexieshenme,quekandaoheyuzhuzaiciyangqileyoushou。

tanahaiganshuoshenme,zhejimanghuangwanghoutui,chadianjiubeidamenmenjianbandaole。

qiaoxudamaozheijiongyanger,datangshangzhengchihezhedeqitazhugu,dengshibaochuhongtangdaxiao。

louxiaoeyeqinaodifanfanbaiyan,buyuanyizaikanjianzheirenle,zuilihaihenhendigulesheng。

“babahewangchangzhangzenmeanpaizheizhongrendaiwo?”

zhandezheimejin,heyuzhuziranshinengtingqinglouxiaoedehuale。

tafahuichuqianshenhanzhidebenzhi,suizhilehehedao:“zheijiuduile!zhirenzhimianbuzhixinnani......”

“dengdeng!sunziei,baqianliuxiadian。”

heyuzhulimayouhanzhuleren。

tingzheihua,xudamaogengbujinyizheng,zhanshengshuo:“wo、wozheibuhaimeichishangma?”

“shei、sheihenishuozheishifanqianle?zheishijirenxiaoguniangdejingshensunshifei!”heyuzhurenzhendeshuo。

kezaichangderen,baokuolouxiaoexueshizuigaode,yeyishimeinengmingbai,heyuzhushuodezhei“jingshensunshifei”shijigeyisi。

genzhedajialengleleng,xudamaoganjinkailiu。

tabuxiangaizou,gengbuxiangpeiqian。

meixiangdaobokailianzi,caichulemen,xudamaojiuyouhaoxiangkepengzheshenmedongxiyiban,turanfachulianshengcanjiao。

“aiyou!aiyawei,tengsiwole......”

“gai!zheirenjiushigesongbao。”

“caishuotajiju,haimeidongzhengeni。jiuyijinghepodanerle!”

“wodaojuedetashitebiehaipazhuzi,suoyicaichengzheiyangde。”

qitashikeyefenfenyilunqilai。

“duiduidui!geweilaoshaoyemenshuodedoudui。zheixudamaojianzhewoya!jiugenhaozijiandaomaoside......”

heyuzhuliezuixiaoxiaofuhezhe,zhuantoujiufaxianlouxiaoezhengnahaokandedayanjingduanxiangziji。

tadangxiagenglele:“hei!choushenmeni?wozaibangnidabaobupingni。yemeijiannibarenlanzhe!”

“wocaibuxihanneiyikuai、liangkuaiqian。”louxiaoeaojiaodipiepiezui,“buguo,nishuodeshenmejingshensunshizhileide,wodaoshijuedetingyouqude。”

shuozhe,tajianjiandixianaodai,xiayishidiwanghoutui。

tabeiheyuzhuzhigougoudingzhe,ganjueyouxiebuzizai:“haishuowoyizhichouzheni!niyouzaikanshenmeya?chouliumang。”

jianyanqianzheinanshengzhiyigejingxiaozhemengqiaoziji,yemeihuihua,louxiaoejiugengshengqile。

tayangzhejianxiaba,fanfanxiaobaiyan,juqiliangzhixiaoshouzuanchengquan,huoxiangfanudexiaolaohuyiban。

heyuzhushiyuekanyuexiangxiao,zuihouzhinengwunaidiyaoyaotou:“shenmeliumangbuliumangde?wojiaoheyuzhu。nizheixiaoguniang,huayetenantingledian......”

“woshuo,kanniyebushishenmewuzhidexiaonvren,zenmezheiyangbushihaolairenni?wokeshizaibangnia!lianjuxiexieyebushuo,zhihuichongwociyaliezui。”

louxiaoenalikenxiangxin,jiuheyuzhukanzijineiyanshen,taganjueshiganghepaolelang,youjilaohudingshangle。

“哼!”

louxiaoeqinghengyisheng,zhongxinzuohuidengzishang,hainiuguoshenqu,shuaijiheyuzhuyigebeiying。

“hei!nibiebulingqinga。nixiaoxindianer!qianwanbiezaishangxudamaodedangle。niyaoshizhendaowomenchangcanjiagongzuo,jinkeyiqudatingdating......”

“zheisunzitaniangdejiubushiren,shigewangbadan。tazaichangziligoudaguohaojigeguniang,shiluanzhongqi,tebiedehuaxin。haoxieshihoudourangneixiegeayidamade,jikanguani!”

heyuzhushuozhe,dunledun,huitoupieleyiyanxuhuizhen,meifanying。

qitashikeyegegezuoxiergongtingzhuang,tajiugancuijiezhejiangqilai。

“neisunzishibushigennishuoguo,danggefangyingyuanyouduomeburongyi。youqishifangyingmopianshi,xuyaoyoufangyingyuanangaojianjinxingpeiyinhepangbaijieshuo......”

heyuzhushuohuashi,haiteyibatoucoujinlouxiaoemianqianyidian:“zheisunzikendinghaishuo,peiyinshiyaoshenkelijieyingpiandeneihan,cainengqiaruqifendeyongyuyanqubiaodayingpiandezhongxinsixiang!”

“duibudui?haiyouyusuyuqi,hongtuofenweishenmede。”

tayanzhuerliuliuyizhuan,jiuxiaodao,“chounizheibiaoqing,wojiuzhidaojiwoshuozhongle!taxiangshuoshenme,nengshuochushenmelai,wozaojiumotoule。”

louxiaoedianlediantou,taiqilianlaichayikanzheheyuzhu。

mianqianzheidananhaiyidianyemeishuocuo,gangcaineixiehua,xudamaoqueshizaizuotianjiugentashuoguolede。

heyuzhuyemeizaiwangxiashuo,ershidalianglelouxiaoeyifan,yuzhongxinzhangdeshuo:“huashuodaozheili,woxiangniyeyinggaixinliyoushuleba。delei!zaijianlenin!”

tashuangshouchadou,budenglouxiaoehuiying,niushenxiangxuhuizhenzhazhayan,bianwanghouchulitouzuan。

zheigeshihou,shibuyihelouxiaoetaiguojinmijiechude!

心急吃不了热豆腐!

keheyuzhuzenmeyebuhuixiangdao,tadezheixiehua,yijingranglouxiaoechanshenglebieyangxinsi。

“zheigeheyuzhu,shuodehaoxiangzhenshineimehuishi?yaobu,mingtianshangbandatingdating。ruguoxudamaozhenshizheimegerenpinbaihuaidedongxi,shuoshenmeyebunengrangtazailiuzaiyagangchangle......”

duiyuloujialaishuo,ziconggongsiheyingzhihou,baquanlishangjiaoguanfang,tamenxiangsuibiankaichuyuangongshibukenengde。

danyaoshimougeyuangongzuofengyouwenti,tamenxiangnianzouren,haishisheidouwufazuzhide。