linguoqiangyouheheyushuiliaoyihuiertian，zongsuanshikeyichifanle。
mantoujiashangbangzimianzhou，haiyouyidiexiancai。
zaoshanggangchuanyueguolaishilinguoqiangjiuyijingedeshoujiaofaruan，xianzaiwenjianmantoudexiangwei，shenmeyegubushangle，dabaimantoushijingwangzuilisai。
“qiangzige，nimandianchi，bieyezhele”
heyushuiqiaojianlinguoqiangzheichifa，bujinyouxiedanxindishuo。
“nixiaoziesiguitoutaishiba”
傻柱依旧嘴臭在线。
buguolinguoqiangyelandequguanta，chifanbujiji，naoziyouwenti。
jingchangaiedepengyoudouzhidao，edejiule，fanerchidebipingshiyaoshao。
gengbieshuochideshimantoujiazhou，mantouyixiadu，jiashangzhouyipaofa，baofuganyixiazijiushanglaile。
suoyilinguoqiangchilelianggejiayiwanzhoujiuchibuxiale，zhidedaoleyiwanzhoumanmanhezhe。
neishidemantouhexianzaidemantoubuyiyang，shazhuzuodezheimantouyigebanjin，linguoqiangyikaishikanjianleyeshiananchengqi。
zhenghezhezhouchizhexiancai，jiutingjian“peng”deyisheng，menjiukaile。
linguoqiangdangshijiuyumenle：bushi，shazhuchifanbishuachuyigeqinhuairushiba！！
“zhuzichizheni，qiangziyezaia。”
tingjianyizhenhunhoudezhongniannansheng，yuanlaishiyidayeyizhonghai。
linguoqiangfangxiaxinlai，bijingxianzaimeidianshili，zhaorelejiajiagengshixueshangjiashuang。
“一大爷好”
linguoqiang、shazhuyikoutongshengzhaohuleyisheng。
heyushuimeishuohua，yizhonghaibenlaijiubudaijianheyushui，yaoshizaiyuanzilihaihao，bijingshidaodetianzun，renqianhaiyaoaoaorenshe。danzheieryemeibieren，liangrendoumeidaliduifang。
“yidayechilemei，zuoxiachidian？”
shazhuganmangbadengzibanlai，yizhonghaibenlaixiangshuo‘chiguole，nimenchi’，dankandaozhuoshangdebaimianmantou，huayouyanlehuiqu。
anlishuozheiniantou，chuleqinhuairu，yibanbierenshibuhuimeidazhaohujiuzaichifanshishangbierenjiaqu。bijingxianzailiangshijinque。
yizhonghaibajiadongxudangerziyang，tongshiyejishazhudianxiaoenxiaohui，bijingsheihuixianbeitaiduoni？
suoyishazhuduiyizhonghaishibushishangmenyexiyiweichang，chifanshishangmenyemeijuedebutuo。
bijingyouqinhuairutaqinjiezhuyuzaiqian。
mantouhaimeichiliangkou，yizhonghaijiukaishifangjinengle：
“shazhua，zuijinhuoshibucuoa，baimianmantoudouchiqilaile。danshizheirenbunengzongxiangzheziji，yaoduobangbanglinjuhelaoren，xianzainibangbieren，dengyihouniyoushashile，bierenyehuibangni”
de，buyongshuole，linjushijiajia，laorenshihouyuandelaolongzi。
“wonayoushabaimiana，zuotiangangjiejiqinjiele。zheidunbaimianshiqiangzichude，wochudeliqi”
yizhonghaiyileng，linguoqiangshaqingkuangtayidayehaibuzhidao？santianejiudundezhu，jintiandaoshixiqile，buzhicongnalinonglaidebaimian。
danyizhonghaiyebuguanzheige，zhenghaojinenglengquehao，youyifadaodebangjia：
“qiangziniyeshi，shangxingqizaiquanyuandahuishangjiuqiangdiaoleyaoyouailinli，zunjinglaoren，yihouyaoduoxiangxiangyuanzilideren，buyaozongguzheziji，nianqingrenjiudechikunailao”
laozijiushichikunailaocuside，chuanyueqianwochiku，chuanyuelewohaichiku，wozheichuanyuebubaichuanle？！！
nigelaobangcai，chilaozidehaibibilailai！
linguoqiangshinucongxinzhongqi，exiangdanbiansheng。danxiangdaozijixianzaideqingkuang，zhinengxiangouyibo，yihoumanmangenzheilaobangcaisuanzhang。
“hai~~~yidayewomingkua，zaozaofumujiuzoule，zheijinianwoshimeichiguoyidunbaofana，jintianzheidunwosuanshiguonianle。xianzaishenshangyimaoqianyemeiyou，mingtianyoumeiyoudechiyebuzhidao，woshizaishimeiyouzheigenenglia”
“ninkanwojiali，lianjianxiangyangdejiajuyemeiyou，dengzidoushiquetiaotuide，wodouzheiniansuile，qianyemeiyou，gongzuoyemeiyou。wobenlaijiudasuanqiuyidayebangbangmangde，ninkeshiyuanlideyidaye！”
heyushuitingjianyexintengqilai，danyiqunlaoyemenshuohua，tabuhaochazui。
suhuashuochirenzuiduan，narenshouruan。yizhonghainazhemeichiwandemantou，chiyebushi，fangyebushi。
youyizhonghaixinliyeshi**le，chiliangkoumantoujiuyaogongzuoyaoqian，yanbuguidoubuganzenmesuanji。
danbeizijidehuajiazhe，youbeizhuziqingcheyuchundeyanshendingzhe，gangxiangshuodianshenme，jiutingjianlinguoqiangyoukusudao：
“wozhidaogongzuonanzhao，yebuganmafanyidaye。”
yizhonghai：nihaizhidaogongzuonanzhaoa！！nidaoshiliudianyanleia！
“danrenzongdehuoxiaqu，suoyixiangxiangyidayejiedianqian，yigeyuanlide，yidayebukenengyanzhengzhengkanwoesiba，wozuotianjiushieyunle。zheiyangxiaquwohuobulejitiana”
yizhonghaimashangcongdailimochu2kuaiqianlai，fangzaizhuozishang，jiupalinguoqiangshizidakaikou。
“qiangzi，yidayezhei2kuaiqiannixiannazhe，haohaoxiangxiangyihouzenmeban，bunengzaizheimeguoxiaqule，qimadezijixianzhaogegongzuo”
yizhonghai：nibugongzuosheihaiwoqiana！！
“xieleyidaye，wozheijiujinixiegeqiantiao。”
yizhonghaibailebaishou：“buyongle，nishenmeshihouyouqianlezaihaiwo。”
ranglinguoqiangzheiqiongguixieqiantiao，haizhishiweile2kuaiqian，yizhonghaibuxiangyinweizheigeerpohuaizijizaishazhuxinzhongdexingxiang。
erqieshazhujiuzaibianshangkanzhe，linguoqiangyaoshibuhaiqian，zaishazhubianshangchuichuifeng，shazhuziranhuiquzhaolinguoqiangmafan。
bijingshenweiyidayededashou，zheijiushishazhuzaiyuanliderichanggongzuo。
zheigehuatiguohou，yizhonghaiyibianchimantouyibianheshazhushuohua，hualihuawaijiushibangjiajiabanglaorenneiyitao。
linguoqiangzaineimanmanhezhouyebushuohua，xinlibaiyandoufandaotianshangqule。
yizhonghaimantouyechiwanle，huayeshuodechabuduo。
kanzheshazhudebiaoqing，xiangbizheixiehuayidingchujidaoleshazhudelinghun。
xinliyeshufuleqilai，2kuaiqiandeyumenyemeile。
“qiangzi，zhuzi，nimenmanmanchi，woxianzoule。”
wanchenglemeiridaodejiansherenwu，yizhonghaichangkuaidedaolejiali。
yidamazhengzuozaizhuozibianfengfengbubu，jianyizhonghaihuidaojia，jitadaolebeishui。
“zhuzijintianjialijingranchishangbaimianmantoule，yidating，yuanlaishilinguoqiangzheixiaozidebaimian，nishuozheixiaozinaernongde？”
“wonaerzhidao，buguotadiemaguoshizheimejiu，shouligujishimeijigezile。”
“zaojiumeiqianle，ganggangwenwojiele2kuaiqianni。zheixiaoziyiqianbantianfangbuchuyigepilai，jintiandaoshiyoudianbuyiyang，gujishimeiqianbeibishangjuelule。”
“ai，nishuotameidiema，shouliyoumeiqian，womenzheishihoubushizhenghao.....”
"行了！！"
yizhonghaixiangmenwaikanlekan，faxianmeiren。
“dongxubuhaoma？youxiaoshunyouyougongzuo，shazhuwoyezailiuxin，yeshigeyougongzuode，jialiqingkuangyehao。nishuolinguoqiangnengganshenme，lianfengongzuoyemeiyou，2kuaiqianhaiyaowenwojie。”
shuobabashuihegejingguang，youchumenqule。
yidamazhinengtanlekouqi，yizhonghaiyigeyue99degongzi，shijialidedingliangzhu。tayoumeishengchugeyierbannv，jialiwanquanshuobushanghua。