四合院:那年那人那些事第22章

zheisijiuchengxupinganyebushu,genghekuangtahaizhuantiaojijiaogalalipao,yushipaozhepaozhe,qiguaibaguaide,turanjiumilelu。

“buhao,qianmianshigesihutong!”

zheibu,yigebuliushen,jiupaojinleyigesihutonglilai,xupinganlianmangzhuanshenjiuwanghuipao。

yejiushizheimeyizhehui,zaixupingangangpaodaolukoudeshihou,jiadongxudaole,qiahaoyingmianganshang,suijizaixupinganhaimeifanyingguolaideshunjian,yibajiuchezhuletadeyifu。

jiezhedachuanzheqi,henhendeshuodao:“xiaodongxi,paoa,jiezhepaoa!worangnipao!”

yibianyaoyaqiechideshuozhe,haihenhendejixupingande**shanglaileyijiao。

“aiyou!jiadongxu,nizheigeduanminggui,huogainilaopobeishazhushui!”

xupinganjintiankeshijianshidaoshenmeshigaisiderenle,temededuixiaohaidouxiadequshoua,zheiduanmingguideyijiaokezhenteng。

“nihaishuo!kanwobudasini!”

jiadongxuyitingzheige,dunshiqideyanjingdouhongle,taxifupiaoliang,keyoubushaoyanjingdoudingzheni,zheishitaxinzhidumingdeshiqing,fouzeyebuhuirenyouzijidemuqinneime‘zhaogu’qinhuairule。

ercishimianduixupingandetiaoxin,gengshizhijieyangqilebazhang,jiuyaohannuwangxupinganlianshangzhaohu。

“xiaowanggaozi,nihushuoshenmeni!kanwobubanideerduoniuxialai!”

jiuzaizheishi,xupingandeerduoturanyiteng,queshishazhuzhuileshanglai,ganghaoyetingdaoleneijuhua,neishizhijieniuzhulexupingandeerduo。

“aiyou,teng!shazhu!nigeshazihaibukuaifangshou,laozishuonishuileqinhuairu,bushinixinlizuixiwanggandeshima?fanzhengzaowannidoushiyaogana!nifangxin,jiadongxuzhudingshigeduanminggui!”

wocao,tenga,zheikebijiadongxuneiyijiaohaiyaotenga,xupinganlimazhangzuidama,tongshibujiadesixujiudashenghandao。

“fangpi!woneizhishixiangxiang,woshenmeshihouheqinjieshuile...e!”

xupinganzheihuazhenghaoshuodaoshazhuxintoushang,shuodetashimiansefahong,xiayishidejiuchuyanfanbo,zhishizheihuayichukou,taturanyishidaoleyoudianbudui,buyoudetingzhulejiexialaidehua,erhouniutoukanxianglejiuzaishenbian,haiyangzheshoudejiadongxu。

“shazhu!woshaleni!!!”

dangzherenjialaogongdemian,qinkoushuoxiangshuitalaopo,zheinengren,renzheshenguipashidoubunengrenba,yushijiadongxubaofale,zhijieyuandibaozha,nahaiyouxinsiguanxupingan,dahouyisheng,quantoujiuchaoshazhudelianshangdaqu。

“砰!”

zheiyiquanneishibaonuyijia,xupingandoutingdaolemenxiang。

“a!tengsiwole,jiadongxu,nixiangganma,woshenmeshihoushuinixifule,zheimingmingshi...”

“aiyou,nihailai!made,laozigennipinle,woshazhukebushininiede!”

lianxuailejiadongxujiquan,tengdeshazhudeneigujingyeshanglaile,likekaishihaishoule,shunjianjushikaishinizhuan,huanchengjiadongxuaidale。

“aiyouwoqu!zhentemedeteng,shazhu,laozibenlaihaitingkeliannide,heng,zheihuiwokana,nihuogaibeiqinhuairuxixuexisi!pei!”

xupinganrouzheerduo,neishitengdezhiliezui。

“在那边,快!”

“站,站住~”

liuguangfuheliuguangtianzheilianggebandaxiaozihaishipaodekuaia,jiexialaishileideliansefabaidesandayeyanbugui。

“quanyuede,laoziyihouzaigennimensuanzhang!xianzaixianshoudianlixi。”

yankandabuduiyoulaile,xupingankanzhezaidishangniudadeliangren,fenhendeshuoleyiju,erhouchouzhekongxi,kuaisudeyirenjilaileyijiao。

“aiyou!wodeminggenzi,shazhu,niwangbadan,wogennipinle!”

xupinganjijiadongxudeyijiaozhengzhongbaxin。

“a!wodelian!xiaowanggaozi,nigandawo!aiyou,jiadongxu,nitemedehaida!”

shazhudeyijiaozeshizhuanmenwanglianshangzhaohu,sheirangtaniuzijierduo。

tilezheiliangjiaohou,xupinganyezanshijieqile,yushiganjinjiezhezaipao。

“xudamao!kuai,duzhuneigexiaohai!!!”

zhishixupinganhaimeipaojibuni,huranshenhouxiangqiyishenghuhan。dingjingyikan,qianmianbuyuanchu,tuizhezixingcheyilianxingfendekebujiushixudamaoma。

“erdaye,sandaye,nimenzheishi...”

xudamaodaoshibeituranchuxiandeyiqunrenheleyitiao,yihuodeshuodao。

“xianbieguanle,kuai,zhuazhuneigexiaohai!”

“bushiba!zheimedaomei!”

xunsudewangzuoyoukanlekan,meiqitalule,xupingandunshixinliyigedeng。

“hei,shinixiaozi!haoa,wozhengxiangzhaonini,worangniweixiewo,xianzaikeshizaichengli,woxudamaosheiyebupa,guolaibani!”

xudamaonayanyikan,shunjianrenchulexupingan,yizhangzhanglianlimabianse,zhijiefangkaizixingche,dengzheyan,jiupuxiangxupingan。

“王八蛋许大茂!”

yankanzijijiuyaozaicibeizhua,xupinganyishijianyebuzhidaoruheshihaole,damayishengdetongshi,yanzhuzifeikuaideguanchazhesizhou。

“kuaikan!feidie!!!”

huran,xupinganlingjiyidong,zhizhexudamaodeshenhoudashenghandao。

“feidie?shenmefeidie!”

zheizhaoguoranhaoyong,xudamaoxiayishidetingxialedongzuo,zhuanshenkanqu。

“buhao,youshizheiyizhao,xudamao,nibeipianle,kuaidianzhuazhuta!”

zheizhaoliuhaizhongshua,ganjindahantixingxudamao。

“去死吧!”

haoburongyiyoulejihui,xupingankebuhuifangguo,kouzhongshuozhe,yijiaotixianglexudamaodedangxia。

“aiyou!wodeminggenzia!tengsiwole!!!”

gexiaoyeyougexiaodeyoushi,xupingandeyijiaoxiaqu,lijijianxiao,xudamaozhijiewuzhexiamiantanglexiaqu。

“活该你绝后!”

liuxiayijuhua,xupinganlianmangjixuduoluertao。

“xudamao!nishuonipingshitingcongmingyigeren,jintianzenmejiubeineixiaozijipianlea!”

liuhaizhonggandao,youxiehentiebuchenggangdeshuodao。

“aiyou,wodeminggenziai!**wanyi,wofeidasitabuke...aiyou,zheixiaohaidejiaojingkezhendaa!”

xudamaotangzaidishang,zheishihouhaibuwangbaofudexinsi。

“shazhu!jiadongxu,nimenlianggekuaijiwozhushou,xiangshenmeyangzi!”

buyuanchu,yidayekanzheniudazaiyiqideshazhuhejiadongxu,yeshiqidebuxing,zijidezheiliang‘erzi’yo,zhenbushengxin。

“zhui...jixu...jixu,zhui...”

sanyezheihuieryijingshizhinengfuzheqianggenzoule,jiuzhei,zuishanghaiyaozhuini。

“hu~ba,ba,hai,haizhuima?”

zheiniantouchidedoubuhao,tiliziranyebuhao,liuguangfuyi**zuozaidishang,dachuanzheqikanxiangzaiyuandiwunengkuangnudeliuhaizhongdao。

“ba,yaobu,suanleba!neixiaohai,yetainengpaole!yihou,yihouzaizhuaba!”

liuguangtianyechushengquandao,tayeshileidehen。

“jiwobizui!zhui,bixuzhui!jintiannimenlianggeyaoshibubaneixiaozijiwozhuazhu,huiquwojiudaduannimendetui!”

tingdaozheihua,liuhaizhonglikekanxiangzijidelianggeerzinudao。

“wuwu~nainai...”

“banggengbieku!zanmenquzhui,jintianfeibatazhuazhubuke!zou!”

“buyao,nainai,wobuyao,wolei!”

“jiazhangshi,haibukuaiguolaiquanquannierzi!”

yidayeyankanjiazhangshiyaozou,ganjindashenghedao,meibanfa,zijideliang‘erzi’,ketainengzhetengle,tabawobuzhule。

“aiyou!dongxua!haoa,nigeshazhu,nigandawoerzi,wogennipinle!”

haojiahuo,zheixiayoujiashanglegelaoqianpo,changmianyixiazichedishikongle。