第1章 悲惨的穿越人生

“啊,好痛!”

helianshubeijuliedetongganhuanxing,tahuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,shixianzhongshiyijianjianlouhunandefangzi,yaoyaoyuzhuidefangmenyoumenfengtoujinchujilvyangguang。

“这是什么地方?”

turanfangmendakai,yizhentougudehanfengguanru,helianshuweimiyanjing,kanzhecongneiguangzhongzoujinlaiyiren。

“gongzhujiejie,nixingle。”huanxiqingcuideshengyinchuanlai,neirenbendaochuangqianzhuazhuhelianshudeshou,yizhangqingxiubaixidemianrongyingzhetianmeidexiaoyekanzhetashuo:“gongzhujiejie,nizhongyuxingle,qiaoerhaohaipa,haipanizaiyexingbuguolaile……”?

helianshukanzheshenchuanhanfudemoshengnvzi,yijitakouzhongdechenghu,helianshuningzhemeitouwen:“gongzhu,jiejie?ni,shishei?”

qiaoerzhengdamingliangdeyanmoushuo:“gongzhujiejie,ni,burendeqiaoerle?”

“wo,wobushishenmegongzhujiejie……”

“gongzhujiejie,ningaoshaosantiansanye,mobushishaohutule?jiuzaiyiyueqiannihaishidaxiaguodedijihelianshu,womenweiguomielenideguojia,houlaininbianlaidaoleyingwangyefuzhongchengleyimingzuididengdecushiyatou,woshiqiaoer,nidaoyingwangfuwomenbianzaiyiqiganhuode,qiaoeryizhijiaonigongzhujiejiede。”

“wo,shidaxiaguogongzhu,helianshu?”

“shia,gongzhujiejie……”

helianshuyilianmengbi,tingbujinqiaoerjijizhazhadehuayu。

wozenmekenengshishenmediji,woshilongyuea,shitezhongbingjuntuansuijunjunyi,yicirenwuzhongweijiuzhanyouguangrongxisheng,zheizenmejiu……

naohaizhongturanbengchuyigeci——chuanyue!

tiana,chuanyue,yiweizhishineixiegouxuebianjuduzhuanchulaide,jingranzhendefashengzaizijideshenshang,zhei,yetaifeiyisuosile?

zhishiweishenmemeiyoushentizhurendejiyi?zheichuanyue,buantaoluchupaia,dantazhongjieshouzijiyishihelianshudeshishi。

“gongzhujiejie,niyidingeleba,wojiniliulehongshuhaishirede,nikuaichiba。”qiaoerjiangyiwanhongshufangzaihelianshudemianqian,youjitadaoleshuifangzaichuangbian,“gongzhujiejie,nichiguohaohaoxiuxi,qiaoerbunengpeinile,waimianyouhaoduoyexiangtongmeishuanni,zaibushuanwanliumamayouyaodarenle,deng**wanhuozaihuilaipeinishuohua。”

qiaoeryingyingyixiaobianzhuanshenkuaibuzouchuqu。

fangmendakaiyouyizhenlinliedehanfengchuijinlai,helianshulengdeyijiling。

kanzheneiwanhongshu,helianshuningmeiziyu:“zuitaoyanchidiguale。”

kejichangluludetahaishishenshouqunahongshu,kanzhezijineishuangmanshidongchuangdeshou,helianshubeitanyisheng。

wangguogongzhu,zuididengdecushiyatou,shuanyexiangtong……,haiyoubizheigengbeicandechuanyuerenshengma?

“啪!”

“a!”yidaoqingcuidebianshengxiangguohouchuanlaiqiaoerdetonghusheng,helianshuqiangchengzhexuruodeshenzizuoqi。

“chouyatou,yitiandaowanzhishuanjigeyexiangtongzi,haizaizheilitoulan,kanwobudasini。”

yuanzhong,xionghandeliumamahuiwuzhepibianhenchouxiangqiaoer,tashenhoulianggenanpuyilianlengmodekanzhe。

duiqideyexiangtongdinglingguanglangdaotaxialaizaxiangjiaoxiaodeqiaoer,taguizaiquanshibingshuidedishangcuozheshouqiqiu:“liumamabiedale,qiaoerganggangshishoudongdemamule,xiangnuanheyixiameiyoutoulande,ninxiaoxiaoqiwomashangjiuganhuo,wohenkuaijiukeyiganwande。”

“zaigantoulankanwobudadenipikairouzhan。”liumamahendengzheqiaoershuo,tazhuantoukanxiangfangmenyihuishoushuo:“qu,baneisiyatoujiwotaichulaidiuquluanzanggang。”

wenyan,qiaoermangchongguoqudangzaimenqian,huangranshuo:“liumama,gongzhujiejietameisi,tahaohaode,taganggangxingguolaile……”

“siyatoukaikougongzhubikougongzhu,xiangpangaozhixiangfengle,taxianzaijiushisheidoukeqiyajiantade**,jiwogunkai,zaiburangkaiwojiangniyiqidiuquluanzanggangweiyegou。”liumamashuozheyibatuikaiqiaoer,tashenhoudenanpubianchongxiangfangmen。

fangmendakai,helianshuzhanzaimenlimousechenchenkanzhexiongsheneshadeliumama。

“wojiushuonizhei**zaizhuangbingtoulan,kanlaizhiqianshiwotaiguorencidadeshaole。”liumamashuozhejuqishouzhongdepibianchouxianghelianshu。

helianshushenshouzhuazhuliumamadeshouwan,mouzhongfanzhehenli,bishiliumamadao:“liumama,niyeyiyangshinubi,biezuodetaiguohuole。”

kanzheneishuanglinglidemeimou,liumamaganjuexiangbeidushesisidedingzhu,rangtabuhanerli,tashuaikaihelianshudeshou,mianyouyisiqierandehedao:“nigexiaojiantizi,niganjiaoxunlaoniang,nimenjiwodata,jiwowangsilida。”

“buyao,liumama,gongzhujiejiedeshenzijingbuzhude,ninxingxinghao,raolegongzhujiejieba……”qiaoerlanzaihelianshumianqianqishengxiangliumamaqiqiu。

“qiaoer,qilai。”helianshushenshoufuqiqiaoer,takanxiangliumama,shuo:“liumama,tuzibeibijilehuiyaoren,mamabuyaobirentaishen。”

tataiqiweiweizhandoudeshou,shouzhongjinwozheyizhanpojiudezhutai,neijianjiandezhuxinzhenqueshanzhesenhandeguangmang。

liumamakanzhejinzaizhichifenglidezhuxinzhen,huangkongdeshuo:“ni,nixiangganshenme?”

helianshutingxiajiaobu,shuo:“wobuxiangzuoshenme,zhixiangqingliumamaxinggefangbian。mamafangxin,yihouzaibuhuidanwuganhuo。”shuoba,tadandanyixiao。

“heng。”liumamazhuangqiangzuoshidelenghengyisheng,shuo:“ni,nimenzuihaojiwohaohaoganhuo,daihuierwoguolaikanniruozaiganwugongwodingyaolenidexiaoming。”

helianshukanzheliumamadengrenlikaiyuanzi,tayouyouyishengtanxi。

“gongzhujiejie,waimiantailengle,nikuaijinwuqu……”

helianshukanzheyishencubuyishanyiningjiebingshuangdeqiaoer,wozhutabinglengdexiaoshouqingqingderoucuozhe,shuo:“wobingdaozheijirikeshikuleni。”

qiaoerfanzheleixiaoshuo:“qiaoertianshengjiushipinjiandeming,bibudegongzhujiejieshijinzhiyuye,gongzhujiejieduiqiaoerhao,qiaoerziranyeyaoduijiejiehaode。”

helianshuchongnidefulefuqiaoerdetou,shuo:“shayatou!nijinwuqunuanhenuanhe,zheixiewolaigan。”

qiaoermangshuo:“zheikeshibude,gongzhujiejiehaibingzhe……”

“meishi,woyijinghaole。”

helianshuzouguoquzuozainingjiezhebingshuangcanliushiniaodeyexiangtongzhong,yizhenzhennongzhongdesaochouweichongjinbizhong,rangtajiyuzuoou。

taqiangrenzhexiongfuzhongfanjiangdaohai,shenshouzhuaqishuazi,yizhandaoshuijiuhaosiyoubingzhuicijinleshouzhi,tongdetadexinjinjinjiuqi,linliedehanfenggengshixueshangjiashuangdecuicanzhetaneishuanghongzhongmamudeshou,taleiruodeshenzibuzhudezhanli,hanchexinfei。

“wohelianshujieshoumingyundeanpai,danjuebuhuiqufuyunijing,gengbuganxinjiuqurenxia。”