四合院:傻柱会36计,禽兽药丸第18章

qianmendajie,zhangshibaozipuhouyuanmenkou。

liulaosimantougubao,wuzhelianfuzhongbanbianlianshuodao:

“zhangge,dejiaqian!xiongdimendoushangle!wojialaoqinaodaichadianjiukaipiaole!xianzaigejiatangzheqibulaile!qitajigeyedoushangdebuqing,nizhiqianjideqian,lianyiyaofeidoubugoua!nizaijia10kuaiqian。”

zhangtufubumandao:“zheishinimenmeiyong,bunengzengjiawodechengbenba?”

“zhanggeniyaozheimeshuodehua,neiwomenzoutouwulujiuzhinengqupaichusuozishoule!qulepaichusuoyejiudunjinianeryi,meiqianzhishangwoneixiongdipashizhendemeiming!”

“nizaiweixiewo?”zhangtufunudao。

“zhangge,womenhezuoyebushiyiciliangcile,yaobushizheicizaizheimehen,wonenggennikaizheigekouma?shizaishineigebanluqianglenipuzide**jingtaidale!haitetamayinxiandawomenmengun!zhanggenizheiyangba,zheiqiansuannijiewodezongxingleba?denggejigehaole,mianfeibangniduifunei**,nikanxingbuxing?”

“zheikeshinishuode!buxufanhui!”

“yigetuomoyigeding!zhanggeniganjinjiqian,xiongdimendoudengzhewoni!haiyounikanbeibianneitouyouliangguang,laidehenkuai,shuobudingshigonganzhaoguolaile!”

zhangtufuyikanbeibiantianqueshiyouliangguang。

buzaichiyi,limataole10kuaiqianjiliulaosi,ranhoulimabahouyuanmenguanhao,huiwutangxiashuijue。

meiguoyihuier,guoranyourenguolaiqiaomen,laidejiushigongan!

zhangtufulianmangqishen,yangzhuanghaobuzhiqing,xunwenzenmehuishi。

gongantongzhibiaomingshenfen,biankaishixunwenpaichaqilai。

zhangtufuyiyiyingdui,bingzhanshishenshangbingwushoushanghenji,yidianpiloumeiyou。

gongantongzhimenqishiyemingbai,zheizhongshimeiyouzhenpingshijuzhuabuzhuzhangtufubabing。

buguo,zhiyaonengqiaoshanzhenhu,rangzhangtufuyousuoshoulian,jinwanzheitangyebusuanbailai。

“tingrenshuonikenengrenshiyixieshehuixiansanrenyuan,youmeiyouzheimehuishi?”

“meiyou!wopengyousuiduo,dandoushixielaoshiren!”

“tingshuonishangwugenrenzhengmaidianpu,fashengleyixiemocayoumeiyouzheihuishi?”

“zheigema~doushizuomaimaide,naodianbuyukuaizaisuonanmian!danshizhipingzheigejiunengbaoanyuanwangwodehua,neizheiyetaierxileba!wozheikaimenzuoshengyide,natianbugengukebaichejiju?xianerxianledanlede,caodantiaocidegukeneishiyidadui!yaorenrendounengsuibianzhaogejiekoubaoanzhengwo,neiwozheishengyiyejiubiezuole!gongantongzhinimendetiwozuozhua!”

“xingleba!nijiubiesukuleba!womenyezhishipaichayixiaeryi!jinwanjiuzheiyangba!yihouyaoshinixiangqileshenme,diyishijianquwomensuolihuibaoqingkuang。”

“好的!我一定!”

“lingwai,zuoshengyijiangjiuchengxinjingying,buyaogaoshengyiyiwaidexiaodongzuo!xuzhiyaoxiangrenbuzhi,chufeijimowei!burankendinghuibeiwomendingshang!”

“mingbai!woyidingjixuchengxinjingying,bujizuzhitianmafan!ninerweimanzou!”

songzouerweigongantongzhi,zhangtufuhuiwoshiguanshangmenpokoudamaqilai。

bendasuanhaohaoshoushiyidunneixiaozijialiren,rangtamenjiadouzhidaohaipa!

daoshihougujizhongshiyigengdijiagenaxianeimianbaozipu。

quebuliaofanbeineixiaochushengjiangleyijun!

zheiyaozhenbeipaichusuojidingshang,haorizineiyejiudaotoule!

张屠夫越想越气。

zhanzhuanfanceshuibuzhe,shenyeqishen,linzheganshuitongconghoumenqiaoqiaoraoquleqianmian……

第二天一早。

shazhuzaozaoqichuang,chuanshangyishenzhongshanzhuanghaiyouxiaoniupixie,dougenliangshendingzuodeyiyangshufudeti。

haohaodaochileyifan,molexuehuagao,shazhuzheicaijingshendousouchumen,xianqucesuofanggeshui,shunbianbaxiaoyushuiwulidebiantongdaodiao。

jiazhangshixiankaimenlianzhengzhunbeidaoshui,yanjiaoyuguanghaoxiangpiedaoyiweidarenwu,hedetalianmangbapenwenzhu,meibashuipochuqu!

dingjingyikan,dunshiyileng!

doushuorenkaoyizhuang,guoranmeicuo!

shazhuchuanzheyishenbanzhengdeheisezhongshanzhuang,peishangyishuangzengguangwaliangdexiaoniupixie,kanqilaihaizhentexianggelingdao!

“you!yuanlaishishazhua!wohaiyiweishisheini!jintianzheishishenmerizi?guadeshishenmeyaofeng?nixiaozidaochiderenmogouyangde,zheishiyaoganmaqu?”

“bushi,jiadama,zheiyidaqingzaode,nishitushengshizhijiebajialibiantonghelema?yizhangzuijiuchouqixuntian!wogaosuni,woyihoutiantianzheimechuan!woleyiniguandezhema!”

jiazhangshiqidezhifanbaiyan。

haimeilaidejimahuiqu,shazhuqueyijingzouchulezhongyuan。

jiazhangshizhuiguoqudengzheshazhudebeiyingmadao:

“lannifubushangqiang!chuanzaihaoyougepiyong!haibushichunhuoyige!”

shangwancesuohuilai,shazhubiankaishizuozaofan。

xiaoyushuibeiroubaozixiangqiyouhuoxing,zaozaoqilechuang。

shazhubangzhejitashulegepiaoliangdemahuabian,kebaxiaoyushuijigaoxinghuaile!

“woxianzaicaifaxiangegeniduolihai!

haiyou,gegenijintiankezhenjun!

bigebidejiadongxudagegedouyaojunni!”

shazhuqinniroulerouxiaoyushuinaodaixiaodao:

“geyiqianjiushiyoudianlan,buaidaochibale!

yihougetiantianzheimejunhaobuhao?”

“neizhenshitaihaole!”xiaoyushuiguzhangxiaodao:

“wokantamenyihousheihaiganxiaowoyougeshazige!

wogecaibushani!heng……”

shazhukaihuaidaxiao,jixiaoyushuishenglewandamizhou,barehaoderoubaoziduanleguolai,jiuzhezuowanshangshengxiadeyudongchileqilai。

美滋滋!

chiwanzaofan,xiaoyushuifuzedasaozhanchang。

shazhuquletangpaichusuo,lejieyixiazuowanshangdediaochajieguo。

jieguobuchushazhusuoliao,bingmeiyoushenmejieguo。

buguo,zhiyaonengexinyixiazhangtufu,

rangtazhidaozijibushisuibianjiunengniederuanshizi,neijiugoule!

congpaichusuohuilai,shazhudatabukuaiyaozoudaodayuanmenkoushi,yuanyuankandaoyigeshuxishenying。

zheigegentajiuchanjiangjinyibeizideshenying,shaochenghuitadounengrenchulai!

正是秦淮茹!

zhijiantashenchuansuihuamianao,zhazhetoujin,guozheweijin,gulinglingzhanzaifengzhongzhengdengzheshenmeren。

shazhuzhidao,tashiyigerenlaide。

yigejiazhuchangpingdenongcunguniang,ganduziyirenlaidaosijiuchengxiangqin,zuyishuomingtadebufan!

shazhusuishiershiweiren,queyebugantuoda,zheigeqinhuairudangxiaoxinduifu!

gangxiangdaozhei,jiujianyigefurenyingzheqinhuairuzouleguoqu,shiyigexingwangdemeipo。

shazhuguyifangmanlexiejiaobu,beizheshouwangdayuanmenkouzouqu。

genwangmeipoheqinhuairuzhuanggezhengduimian。

qinhuairuyuanyuanjiukandaolehenyoupaitoudeshazhu,renzhubuduopielejiyan。

人靠衣装确实没错。

buguo,rendeneizaihennanzhuangchulai。

偏偏傻柱不是装的!

taqianshizhendeyouguogaoguangshike!

yecengdangguojiulouzongchudangguodalaoban,shijianguodashimiande!

kengqiangbulvjianliuluchudeqichang,

yanshenwuyizhongsanfachudebangboyingqi,

zheiyangdeshangweizheqixizaiqinhuairuyanzhong,youzhongzhimingxiyinli!

【ding!shiyongmeirenji!jiangli……】