“dashamao,nizenmeyoulaile?”
“shazhu,bendayeshilaigaosuni,nimaoyewoyaofadale,jinwanchanglingdaoyaoqingwochifan?zenmeyang,xianmuba?jiduba?”
heyuzhuchizhiyibidao:“shaotemewangzijilianshangtiejin,nidashamaoyoujijinjiliangwohainengbuzhidao,changlingdaoyezuiduorangniqufangchangdianying,haiqingnichifan?”
“zhangdechouxiangdedaotingmei,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishenmedexing?”
huangyanbeichaichuan,xudamaonaoxiuchengnudao:“jibianruci,yeyebiniqiang,nigechouchuzi,chengtianweizheguobianzhuan,yibeizisihourendeming!”
heyuzhuwenyan,yidianyebunao,dandandao:“chuzizenmele?weizheguobianzhuanzenmele?fengchuibudao,yulinbudao,yibeizibuchouchihe,zheishiduoshaorendouxianmubulaidegongzuoa!”
“wochushiwojiaoao,naxiangnigepofangyingyuan,tuozhegefangyingji,chengtianshangshanxiaxiangjirenfangdianying,fenglilaiyuliqu…”
“zaizheigedaofeihengxingdeniandai,yibuxiaoxinjiubeirengale,shitirengzaihuangjiaoyewai,fachouledoumeirenzhidao。”
xudamaonushengdao:“nitemefangpi,fangyingyuanshibadayuanzhiyi,shirenrenxianmudehaogongzuo。”
heyuzhudandandao:“shuodesheibushiyiyang…”
“badayuan”shijiefangqianhoudechenghu,shidangshizuichixiangdebazhonggongzuo,gongzuowending,gongzidaiyuhao,shihenduorenqiuerbude,renrenyangmudehaogongzuo。
“badayuan”shizhi:shouhuoyuan、jiashiyuan、huawuyuan、fangyingyuan、weishengyuan、chuishiyuan、guangboyuan、youdiyuan。
chuishiyuanshichushidelingyizhongjiaofa,suoyiheyuzhuhexudamaodoushibadayuanzhiyi。
“ni…ni…”xudamaobeiduidewuhuakeshuo。
heyuzhujianmeiweitiao,“haiyoushenmeshimei,meishiganjingundan,laozikemeishijiandalini…”
“傻柱,你特么…”
xudamaomarendehuahaimeiyoushuochukou,yigedaluobujiuchaotamianmenerlai。
“aiyo,shazhunidayede,nijiwodengzhe…”
xudamaohenhuahaimeiyoufangwan,youyigedaluobuchaotafeibenerlai,xudamaojiannanduoshan,caikankanduoguo,jianheyuzhuyoujuqileluobu,liangundaipadepaochulehouchu。
heyuzhujianxudamaomanshenlangbeidemoyang,lianshangluchulecanlandeweixiao,“nimenshuozheisunzishibushifanjian?”
mahuajiweirentongdedianlediantou,“zheisunziqueshitingfanjiande,gangbeizouyidun,xianzaiyousongshangmenlaiaizou!”
”噗嗤!”
liulanxiaoyeruhuadao:“nimenshituyebushishenmehaodongxi,daizherenjiadashamaoyigerenqifu!”
heyuzhuguzuobumandao:“liulannizenmenengzhengzheyanjingshuoxiahuani?womennaliqifudashamaole,mingmingshitaguyisongshangmenlaifanjian,womencaibibudeyichushoufanji。”
“wogujidashamaoyouyanzhongdeshounveqingxiang,yitianbuaidajiuhunshenyangyang,burantaweishenmehuilecibubidesongshangmenlaiaizou,womenbushizaiqifuta,ershizaizuohaoshibangzhuta。”
”haha,shounveqingxiang,yitianbuaidajiuhunshenyangyang,shazhunizuipizishenmeshihoubianderucilisuole?”liulanpengfudaxiaodao。
heyuzhujianmeiweitiao,“wozuipiziyizhidouhenlisuohaobuhao?”
“nizhiqiandezuipiziyequeshiburaoren,danneidoushihujiaomanchan,ernijintianduidashamaodehuaqueyouliyouju,rangrenwucongfanbo。”
liulanshuozheshuozhehaiwanzhongfengqingdewanletayiyan,yanzhongjinshiwumeizhise,kandetaxintouyidong。
qishiliulandezhangxiangfeichangbucuo,rongyanruyu,qingxiudanya,meiyanjianhaitouluzheyigudajiejiecaiyoudewenrou。
weixiaoshi,luchuyigekexiaohuya,haiyouneimeyisikeai。
jingmoshi,meiyanjianhaitouluchuyisilengyanzhimei,youjifen**laoshideyunwei。
kexi,zheimehaodeyigenvrenquebeilihuaideneigelaosepijizaotale。
liulanjianheyuzhuyanshenzhiredewangzheta,bielebieerbiandefasi,yanzhongshanguoyimodeyi。
heyuzhuchajuedaoliulandeyiyang,xinzhonganmayiju,suijishouhuileyanshen,jixumanghuoshouzhongdegongzuo。
xudamaotaochuhouchu,yuexiangyuebiedehuang,xinliyazheyikouqi,zenmedoubudejing,zhuantoubianlaidaoleshengchanchejian。
gangdaochejian,jiubeichejianzhurenguodapiezijilanzhule。
“shengchanzhongdi,xianrenmianjin!”
“guozhuren,woyoujishizhaoqinhuairu!”
“xianzaishishangbanshijian,youduodadeshi,yededengxiabanzaishuo!”
xudamaojianheguodapiezishuobutong,biandashengrangrangdao:“qinhuairu,nijiabanggengchushile!”
guodapiezinushengdao:“xudamao,nitemezaidashengxuanhua,bieguailaoziduinibukeqi…”
qinhuairuyitingbanggengchushile,limafangxiashouzhonggongzuo,paodaoxudamaogenqian,jishengdao:“damao,banggengchushenmeshile?”
“banggengzaichufangtoujiangyoubeishazhujidale,dadekecanle,yachidoudiaolehaojike…”
“xudamaobiehushuobadao,wojiabanggengshihaohaizi,congbutoudongxi…”
jinsuierlaideyizhonghai,dashengnuchidao:“xudamao,nishaozaizheilitiaobolijian,zhuzineimexihuanbanggeng,zenmehuidata…”
xudamaojishengdao:“wozhenmeipiannimen,shazhuzhenbabanggengwangsilida,buxinnimenkeyihuijiakankan…”
……
liyagangchangbuyuanchudegongdishang,banggenghexiaodang、huaihuasanrenzhengzailangtunhuyandechizhejiaohuaji。
“aiyo,gaisideshazhu,xiaoyeyidingbuhuifangguonide!”
banggengzaichijiroushi,bushenchupengdaoshangkou,dunshitengdeziyaliezui。
xiaodangnaishengnaiqidao:“dage,nihaitenga?”
banggenghenshengdao:“yachidoudiaoleliangke,nengbutengma?”
“shazhuzhiqianbushihenxihuannima,zheiciweihexiazheimezhongdeshou?”
”sheizhidaoneigedashaziyoufashenmefeng?kantaneijiashihenbudedasixiaoye…”
“neishazhuyetaihuaile,womenhuijiagaosumamahenainai,rangshazhupeiqian…”
“rangxiaoyeshouzheimedadezui,guangpeiqianzenmexing,wobujinyaodahuilai,haiyaobatajiazadexibalan…”
“dageshuodedui,bixurangshazhushoudaojiaoxun,burantajintiangandani,mingtianjiugandawo…”
bukuishibaiyanlang,zisizilidejiyindouliutangzailexueyeli,xiaoxiaonianjijiurucidexinsidaidu。
banggenghexiaodangzaishangliangzheruheduifushazhu,huaihuaquezhiguzhechi,fangfozhoubiandeyiqiedouyutawuguan。
banggengjianzhuang,naonudezaitatoushangqiaoyixia,“jiuzhidaochi,gedoushoushangle,yebuzhidaoguanxinyixia。”
huaihuaxiaohehedemozhehounaoshao,“ge,jiaohuajitaihaochile,womeitiandouxiangchi…”
banggengweixiaodao:“haochiba,nizhiyaotinggedehua,gemeitiandoujinimennonghaochide!”
huaihuamanyanxingfendao:“ge,nizuihaole,woyidingtingnidehua。”
banggengzheirenweiyideyoudiankongpajiushiduilianggemeimeihaibucuo。