四合院,我就是个混不吝第1章

yijiu**nianxiaji,wanxiayinghonglebanbiantian。yagangchangzhengshixiabanerdeshihou。

wanrendachangxiabandeshihou,tebiezhuangguan,qingyisedelansegongzhuang。youshaobufenrentuizhezixingche。duoshurendoushijicongcongdezouzhe。

ganggangzouchuchangzideyizhonghaiheliuhaizhong,guyiluozairenqunzhihou。

“laoliu,jintianhuiqudekaigedahui,xiangzhangchunshengzheiyangderen,bushihezaizanmenyuanzijuzhu。zheijiushige**,youyanbujinkebuxing。buzhidaotuanjielinlihaixingle?”

“kebushime?conglaibuzhidaozunlaoaiyou,yihuierchiwanfankaidahui。”liuhaizhongxihuanzheige。

tamensuoshuodezhangchunshengcikezhengzaijialitangzhe。zhengkaiyanjingyihou,kanxiangzhouwei?zheishinaer?

fangzishiqingzhuande,yongjiatusibilaixingrongyidianeryebuweiguo,dishangyizhangbaxianzhuo,shengxiajiushiyipuhuokang。

wobujiushijibierenbaigeshierme?shisheiyigunzibawosongzheierlaile?zheishibawozhuahuodele?

zhangchunshengshierlingersannianderen,congxiaowuyiwukao。zhinengheshehuijiebanrenyiqihuhun。

naeryoudajiadououde,xuyaohanrenchengchangzi,tamenzheiyibangrenjiudaole。

dongshouwubai,zhanzhuangsanbaikuai,doushiyouchuchangfeide,liuxuejiujiaojiyiyuanle。xishengjiujiaojihuozangchangle。

tahaimeinongmingbaizheishinali,danaoyizhencitong,rangtaqingchuzheishinalile。

chuanyuexiongdouaiqudesiheyuanershijie,zheigerenyejiaozhangchunsheng,jinnianshiwusui,yeshigekumingren。

shisuisidieshiersilema,jinnianshiyijiu**nian。

shisuideshihoudiedebingmeile,muqinjiebanerle。guoleliangnian,yejiushitashiersuideshihou,yagangchangchushigu,tamuqinhaiyoujigegongyoumeile。qizhongjiuyoujiadongxu。

yagangchangjilewubaikuaiqianfuxujinheyigegongzuominge。dengtashiliusuideshihoujiunengruzhile。

tameigeyuelingqulingyagangchangfajitadeshikuaiqianshenghuofei,pingshichuquhunrizi。

taheyuanlirenguanxibuhao,sheiyebuzhidaotayitianchuqugansha,tameitiandouquganlinggong。

tazheiciyoubingmeiyoutingguoqu,beirendasidezhangchunshengjieguanlezheijushenti。

“wohaiburuzaiqianshihunrizini?zheigeshiqiwuzikuifa,riziguodezuijiannan,mashanghaiyaodaodafengbaole,riziguodegengdexiaoxinyiyi。aichoua!”

“xitong,”zhangchunshenghanlejibianyemeiyouhuida。“kongjian,woyaojinqu。”zhangchunshengshizhehandao。shadoumeiyouwojiuzisha。

zhangchunshengganggangxiangdaozheili,tayanqianjingwubiangeng。

zijizhanzaiyigetingzizhong,kanxiangxiamiandecaochang,zhijingsangongli,pangbianhaiyouyigezhijingliangbaimideshuichizi,shenyuebamizuoyou。

tingzihecaoyuanluochashijimi,tingzihoumianyousanmudi,liangmudihantian,yimudishuitian。zheinenggouchime?

gangxiangdaozheier,danaoliduoleyitiaoxinxi。yigeyueyichazhuangjia。zheijiushixiangdangyushiermushuitian,ershisimuhantiana!nengchibaole,hahaha。

zhangchunshengyigeniantoudaolehubian,zheiliyouyiyanlingquan,zhangchunshengxinxiangwoheyikou。yiqiankandeshushangdoushizheimexiede。

“gududu,”yidakoulingquanshuihejinqu。ganjuehunshenshuchang,liliangzaibuduandezengjia。dengleyihuier,meiyouxiangxiangzhongdeliuchuzangdongxi。

youqutingzihoumianzixichakanzijidelingdi。kandaoyipianquyu,cuncaobusheng。xinxijinrutadedanao。

jueduizhenkongqu,wubaimibianzhangdelifangti,zheilishilingshijianquyu。

zhangchunshengmingbaile,baoxianquya?zhangchunshengxiangdaolezijimuqindefuxujin,haiyouhukoubu,liangshifushigongyingzheng,gongzuojieshaoxin。

tachulaiyihou,zhijiezhaochulai,shoujinkongjianli,zheixiebuyongfangjinzhenkongquyu,fangdaoletingzilidezhuoshang。

zhangchunshengganjueduziezuodianchide,zuodianbangzimianhuhu,jialiyejiuyouzheigele。

tayaozheyamizheyanjingcaichijinqu,duziliyoushierle,ganjueshufuduole。

“zhangchunsheng,yidayehannikaidahui,”liuguangtianhanzhangchunsheng。

“laile,”zhangchunshenglaidaolezhongyuaner,shouzhonghainazheyigedengzi。

“rendaoqileba?jintianzanmenkaigedahui,jintiandedahuijiushiguanyuzhangchunshengdewenti,”yizhonghaidandaozhiru。

“guanyuwodewenti?woyoushawenti?”zhangchunshengwenyizhonghai。

“nibutuanjielinli,zheijiushiwenti。”yizhonghaipaiyixiazhuozi。

“**,wozenmetuanjienigaosuwo?”zhangchunshengzhizheyizhonghaiwendao。

“yuanliyoushierniyebucanjia,sheijiayoukunnanniyeshierbujian。”

“yizhonghai,woshigaocishandeme?zijimeigongzuoyaozhuanqiande,zijidouguanbuguolai,haiguanbieren?ninaozi,haizainidekulouguzhongme?”zhangchunshengbuleyile。

“nizheishishenmetaidu?zheiyangduidayuanlidedaye?”yizhonghaidouyaobeitaqimihule。

“cao,dayeshigeniaoa?wojianguohaoduoguanshierdaye。meiyouyigexiangnizheiyang,yingshibabimawendangchenglexiantaiye?

guanshierdayejiushigelianluoyuan,meiyoushaquanli?nimensangebazheigedayeshenhuale,goupibushia。”zhangchunshenghaipiepiezui。

jiulianshazhudoukanshale,wodoubuganmianduisangedaye,zheijiahuobatamenshuodeyiwenbuzhi?

“ni,niyanlihaiyoumeiyoulingdaole。”liuhaizhongbuganle。

“**lingdaogepiya?nizheizaoxinghaiyoudianerxiang,yezhishixiang。”zhangchunshengpiepiezuidao。

“zhangchunsheng,nizheiyangderen,zanmenyuanlirongbuxiani。”yizhonghaishuodao。

“hahaha,nirangwoxiaoyihuier,nisuanlaojiya?womenjiadefangzishisichan。wojiafangzizainaerwojiuzhuzainaer,niyouquanliganzouzoume?nijiushiyigejuehu。meishenmequanlide。

youzheigegongfuhaiburuhuijiazaoxiaoren,zaiwanliangetuzidoushengbuchulaile。wogumozhexianzainuliyebaifei,nizheirenzuosunshierduole。woyaoshisongziguanyinyeduozheni,pabeiniyinle。”zhangchunshengzuozaizijidedengzishanggantan。

“ni!”yizhonghaibeitaqidezhanleqilai。“yizhonghai,yongbuyongbanigandeposhierzaizheierdouniantaoniantao?”zhangchunshengwenta。

“shenzhengbupayingzixie,wozuoshenmequedeshierle。nishuo。”yizhonghaidashengshuodao。

“nizhenduiwo,bujiushiyinweiwomameideshihou,quzhaoworenganerzi,beiwojujueleme?womenzhangjiabuquedie。jiunizheiyangdehaixiangjixiaoyedangdie?kannineijuehuyangba。pei?baixialeyidamazheigezhengchangnvren。”

zhangchunshengshuowan,dajiahuodoukanxiangyizhonghai,yidamashizhengchangnvren,neiyizhonghai…………xinxilianghenda。

“zhangchunshengnibiehushuo?woshenmeshihourangnijiwodangdiele,budui,jiwodangganerzile?”yizhonghaihoudao。

“bieneimedasheng,zuoxiamanmanshuo,youlibuzaishenggao。nishikanjiadongxumeile,youkaishisichuzhaoyanglaorenle,sheihuimeishierqunineierdangneisunzi。”

“niganjinjiwobanchuqu,”yizhonghaihoudao,“nishishaya?rangwobanwojiubana!niyouneiquanlime,xiaosiwole,nizheilaotouzhenyouyisi,jimaobudonga!”zhangchunshengyebushengqi,jiuzheimehetaliaotian。

“wohuirangnibanzoude,”yizhonghaizhendebeiqidaole,yijingbuguxuweidelianmianle。

“papapa”zhangchunshengkaojinta,yongshouqingqingdepaipaitadeliandaner,“jiuni!gou—pi—dou—bu—shi”

yizhonghaishashihoushouguozheiyangdewurua,qidezhiduosuo。

“woyebuxiangqujiebanerle,gengbuxiangnulile,woxiangchinijuehu。”zhangchunshengshuowanyizhonghaizhijiefanbaiyanle。

“zhangchunshengguolea!”shazhuzhanchulaile,“youyouyou,zheibushizhanshenme?zheishinidieya?”zhangchunshengwenshazhu。

“wotamajintianhaohaojiaojiaonizuoren。”shazhulunqiquantoujiuda。yizhonghaimengdechuanshanglaiyikouqi。kanzheshazhudazhangchunsheng。

“pa”zhangchunshenghoufaxianzhi。yidazuibazibashazhudadeyigezaileng。

shazhuhuanhuanyoulaile,zhangchunshengyoujitayidazuibazi,fanfanfufubagedazuibazi。

shazhudouyaokule,zhanshen!beidakule。xudamaotiaoqilaiguzhang。

“zhangchunshengnizenmenengsuibiandarenni?”yizhonghaihandao。

“woquninainaideba,papa”zhangchunshenghuitoujiyizhonghailianggedazuibazi。

suoyourendoulengzhule,zheigehunbulinsheidougandaa!liuhaizhongbuganshuohuale。yanbuguiwuzhezijidequetuiyanjing。

“nishigeshanigaosuwo?jiushigejuehueryi。”zhangchunshengzhuaizheyizhonghaidebolingzihandao。

yizhonghaibuzhidaogaizenmeshuole,yinggangzhangchunshengaizou,furuanyihouzenmeban?

“wojintianhedajiashuoqingchuba,yizhonghaihezheierwei,zaizanmendayuanerli,dagaoyiyantang,tazhendebazijidangchengledajiazhang。

womenjunren,sheshengwangsituidaole,yazairenmintoushangdesanzuodashan,zanmensiheyuanliyouchuxianlesanzuodashan。neijiushizheisanwei。dajiashuogaizenmeban?”

“zenmebana?”xudamaowenzhangchunsheng。“xudamaowendehao,naliyouyaponeilijiuyaofankang,dadaoyizhonghailiuhaizhongyanbugui,womenyaojiefang。

qilai,buyuanzuonuliderenmen,bawomendexuerouzhuchengwomenxindezhangcheng。…………”zhangchunshengshuowanyoukaishichangguoge。

yuanlirenmengle,zhenyaopidouzheisanweidayeme?

“bucanjiapidoudejiushitamendezhuaya。”zhangchunshenghandao。

“dadaoyizhonghai,”zhangchunshenghanwan。xudamaogenzhehan。suoyourengenzhehanqilai。

“pilipala,”zhangchunshengjitamensangeyidundazuibazi,shazhuchongshanglailiangci,beizhangchunshengchuaifeihuiqu。

dajiahuokanshale,zheishimingzhengyanshundezousanweidaye?