刘海中瞪眼说道。
……
qianyuan，sandayeyanbuguijia。
yidajiaziweizaisifangzhuoqian，zhengchizhewanfan。
“好香啊！”
yanjiechengbiankenzhefasuandeheiquwotou，yanjingbianwangmenwaimiao。
sandayeyanbuguishijingchouchouzhebizi，zhaohudao：“kuai，haitama，kuaibachuangzidakai，duoxiliangkou，zheihuiguoroudeweierzheng，xiafan，denghuiweiersanle，meixidaojiukuidafale。”
sandamakaikou，“zheibunianbujiede，yinggaishicaomengneixiaozizaijiazuorouchi，baijiawanyi，taibuhuiguorizile，zheideduofeiyoua？”
yanjiechengyanlekoutuomo，butingdiwangzuilijialuobucai，caimianqiangyaxiazuilineigusuanliuliudeguaiwei，“bama，mingtianwomenjiayegedianroujiejiechanzenmeyang？”
“不行！”
yanbuguichuihuzidengyan，“qianjitianbushicaigangchiguo，haichishenmechi！”
yanjiechengpiepiezui，“nashiqianjitian，fenmingshilianggeyueqian，banibuyuanyijiuzhishuo，guaiwanmojiaojisheikanni？sheibuzhidaonitiesuanpanyige。”
yanbuguisaodelianhong，guabuzhu，“xiangchirou，zigehuaqianmaiqu，duodarenle，haizaijiachixianfan，zhengtiandianjizhediemadeyidianwanyi，yaoyoubenshi，nixuerenjiacaomengchixianghela，zijidanguoqu。”
“buchile，tiantiantaotao，yipocaigouyoushenmelebuqide，woyaoshijinlechang，hundekendingbitaqiang。”
yanjiechengyishuaishoulidewotou，paojinwuli。
“zheihaizizheimedaqixing，niyeshi，haohaodeshuotaganshenme？”
三大妈埋怨阎埠贵。
“buchizhenghao，shengleliangshi。”
yanbuguiyebuguanzhe，chaoqiyanjiechengrengxiadewotou，dakoukenleqilai，“taihaochi，taixiangle！”
langtunhuyandemoyang，basandamaqidezhifanbaiyan。
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贾家。
“ma，dongxu，neishiercaomengtameitongyi......”
“shenme？neikediesimadexiaowangbadanjingranganjujue？”
jiazhangshiyilianbuganzhixin，caomengneiwangbadanbushigenshazhuyiyang，chanwoerxifuchandeyaoming，zenmehuijujuede？
tanzaikangshangdejiadongxuyeshayanle，nannanziyu，“tajujuele？”
“tazenmenengjujueni？”
“dongxu，caomengtabuyuanyijiusuanle，zheishibenlaijiumeijigerennengjieshoude。”
qinhuairubiaoqingfuza，xinlibushiziwei，“nibiehusiluanxiangle，dabule......dabule，yihouwoduogandianhuo，zhengquzaoritiji，duozhengdianqianjiushile，fanzhengzheigejialiyouwohemalachezhe，ebusinihesangehaizi......”
“啪！”
jiadongxulianshanghenbuhaokan，mianqiangchengqishenzi，shuaileqinhuairuyidaerguazi，nudao：“nidongshenme？jialijiwozhibing，doulaxiaduoshaojihuangle？guangkaonizijinenghaishang？woerzijinniandexuefeihaimeizheluoni！”
“zheiyaomeigenanrengennibangchenzhe，jiupingnineimoyanggong，shixiangrangwohema，haiyousangehaizishangjiexingqi，hexibeifeng，dengzheesibucheng？”
kanzheqinhuairu，jiadongxuqijiubudayichulai，“yidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao，pingchanggenrendaqingmaqiaodeneiguzisaojingni？”
“wodasinigechixianfandesangmenxing，yidianyongyemeiyou。”
jiadongxumiansezhengning，haozhuqinhuairudetoufa，sijingchuida。
pingshimeishaogenshazhugougoucheche，guanjianshikequediaolelianzi，gaida！
“dongxu，teng，qiunibiedale，womingtianhaiyaoshanggong。”
qinhuairuningzhemeimao，daizhekuqiang，qiurao。
“妈！呜呜~”
jiazhangshilengyanpangguan，wudongyuzhong。
“不准你打我妈！”
banggengjianmuqinqinhuairuaiqifu，dunshi，aodeyisangzijiupuleshangqu。
jinnianjiusuidebanggeng，yangdebaibaipangpang，huoxianggexiaoniuduzi，shenshangyijingyoubaziliqi。
bantanshenzidejiadongxunashiduishou，zhijiebeiyitouzhuangzaileduzishang，renyangmafan。
“hei，nigexiaotuzaizi，fanletianleni，liannilaoziwodouganda。”
jiadongxunaoxiuchengnu，zhengzhazheqishen，jiuyaoquzoubanggeng。