dingbokanletayoukanleyanyifentianyingdeshazhu。
keliandelei，wolaile，nizheibeizijuehudeming。
jiadongxuyemoquancazhangzhunbeijiaoxundingbo，youshiyigexiangdatalaopozhuyidegoudongxi！
“hehe，wolaishuojugongdaohua，nimenzheibushizaishangyanshangma，niyaozurenjiadefangzi，renjiadingbotichuzijidetiaojiannandaoyoucuoma？”
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“tayaoshifangchuhuaxiangjiehunle，hengheng，zheitiqindebudebamenjiandoutapolea？”
“quannimenbiebuzhihaodai，xiaodangyaoshinengjiajidingbonimenajiutouzheleba。”
liuguangtiangenzhejiufuhexudamao，zheihuogenxudamaozoudejin，erqieliuhaizhongyegenxudamaojiemeng。
qinhuairuyebeiduidemianhongerchi，kelianxixidekanleyanjiadongxu，youfenfenbupingdedengleyandingbo。
dingbozhijiewushiletadenuqi，aigedui：“qinhuairunimenkezhenbushihaodai，biedaoshihouchengleguafuxiangzhaogeyikaochengledaochuxianmeide...hehe。”
“haiyounishazhutiaolaitiaoqu，younishashi？niyaoshikanbuxiaqujiuzuyijianjijiazhangshibei。”
“zhangzhezijizaishitangtounagongjiacaichandachidaheyouliangbaziliqidongbudongjiuweixieren？”
“lailailai，zanliangguoguozhao，laozibubanishidachulaisuanniyadeladeganjing！”
“haiyoujiazhangshinigelaoqianpo，wushikuaiqianjiuzhunbeizuwofangzisannian？nibuhuichundaolianqingshenrongyisongshennandedaolidoubudongba？”
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丁博杀疯了....
“**你大爷！”
jiadongxuyoujianzheihuozhouzijigeerpinanenghainengjixudangwuguia，nubukeededamayishengjiuyaodongshou。
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“dongxu！！shazhu！！”
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“heihei，haishiyidayemingshili！”
丁博随口扯淡道。
妈的！
aishideyizhonghai，ruguobushizheilaodongxizuzhizijizhenghaokeyishishizijidequantou。
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dingboyouguyi**jiadongxuyiju，qidezheihuolianhongbozicujiuyaozhengzhazhejidingbobangbangliangquan....
shazhudaoshixiangdongshou，quebeiqinhuairuganjinladaoyipangbuxutadongshou，“shazhunibiedongshou，daoshihoutayaoshijubaodaochanglichikuidehaishini。”
“qinjie，nifangxin，woshazhuzaichanglipata？”
shazhubiaomianbuxiedeshuodao，shijineixinyijingzaihuanhuqueyuele，qinjiezheishizaiguanxinwoa！