heyuzhumeiyouzhijiejiecha，ershizhilezhimumen，“womenbeipaihuaile，zheizenmeshuo？”
jiazhangshiniuleniutou，“heng，zenmeshuo？nijiafangmenzhuangdejiubujieshi，wohaimeizapengni，zijijiudaole，jiusuanshihuai，neiyeshiyizhonghaidahuaide！”
“niyaoshixiangzhaorenpeiqian，zhaoyizhonghai，zheishitagande！tameilaizhiqian，wopaileneimeduoxia，yemeijiandehuaia！”
yizhonghaizuijiaoyizhenchouchu，xinliqingxufuza。
nayourenchifanzhichizuihouyikoude，yaobushijiazhangshixianpaileneimeyixia，zheimenyemeineimerongyihuaia！
shuodaodi，tajiubugaiqianchejinlai！
zhishirangyizhonghaigengjiayiwaideshiheyuzhu，anzhaotadexingzi，beizheimeyuanshangyizao，kongpabunengxiaoting。
suishuobuhuidongshou，danzuishangkendingshibuyiburao。
zenmehuixiangxianzaizheimeanjing？
qiahao，zheiyidianyeshiqinhuairuxinzhongnamende。
tazhushizheheyuzhu，moshengdeganjuebuyaneryu，zheijitianyijingbushitadiyiciganshoudaole。
erzheici，yaobimoshenggengjiamosheng。
tacongmeijianguoheyuzhuyouguozheifanying…zheimuguang，jiuhaoxiangnengchirenyiyang，rangtagandaohoupa…
heyuzhulenglengxiaozhe，huanhuanqishenlaidaojiazhangshimianqian，zailiangrenmeiyoufanyingguolaideqingkuangxia。
扬手如电。
啪！
yibazhangxiaqu，zhijiejiangjiazhangshishanleyigelieju，zhenggerenchadianzaiguoqu。
jiazhangshizhijiebeidamengle，zhidaolianshangchuanlai**ladeteng，tazheicaikaishiaihao。
“aiyou，darenle！shazhudarenle，yidaye，nikedeweiwozuozhua！”
“laotianbugonga，laojiaadongxua，nikuaizhengyankankanba，wobeishazhudalea！”
shashijian，wuneibiandeluanhonghongqilai。
qinhuairuzhijieshayanle，heyuzhuchushoutaikuai，yizhiyutadoumeiyoukanqing。
cike，tanaodailuanhonghongyipian，buzhidaoyinggaisikaoshenme。
傻柱，打自己婆婆。
zheiliangjufangzaiyiqian，tawulunruhedoubunengjieshou。
kerujin，quezhenzhenqieqiedefashengle。
yizhonghaiyelimahuangle，tazuijiaoyichou，jimangshangqianchanfuqijiazhangshi。
“laosaozi，nimeishiba。”
zhuanguotou，talimaxunchiqiheyuzhu。
“zhuzi！nixiangganshenme！nizenmenengoudazhangbeini！wopingshizenmejiaoyunide！”
yizhonghaizhendeshengqile，yuanbenfanzaodemuguangbuzhizaiheshiyibeifennutidai。
zhenggerenshentidourenbuzhufadou。
heyuzhuquesihaobuzaihu，tarouleroushouzhang，jugaolinxiadewangzhejiazhangshi，lenglengkaikou。
“yidaye，nijiaoyuwoduizhangbeizunjing，wotingnide，nijiaoyuwoshoudaoqifuyaofanji，zheiyemeicuoba。”
“kenimeijiaoyuwozhangbeiqifuwo，zenmezuo，wozijizuanyanyixia，banishuodehuazongjieqilai，oudazhangbei，zheiyemeicuoba？”
“zenme？nijiaodewo，xianzaichushile，haiyaoguaiwo？”
heyuzhuzhidaojiazhangshijiexialaidecaozuo。
wufeijiushifangdatongku，xiangyaoeqian，egengduodeqianbale。
suoyi，tadehuihuagancuibutaobidarendexianshi，fanerbayizhonghailajinlai，rangtacanyujinlai。
bamaodunyindaoyizhonghaishenshang，rangjiazhangshigenyizhonghaigouyaogou！
guobuqiran，yuheyuzhuyuxiangdeyiyang，jiazhangshitingdaozheihua，yibatuikaiyizhonghai，lianshanghengrourudong。
“haoayizhonghai，yuanlaishini！wojiushuoshazhuzenmebujiujiwojia，yuanlaidoushinizaibeihougaogui，hairangtadawo，nijuxinhezai！”
“aiyou，laojiaa，dongxua，nimensidehaocana，wobeiqifudoumeirenguana。”
“aiyou~~~laojiaa~~，nikuaibayizhonghaizheiquededewanyidaizouba。”
yizhonghaiyizhentouda，kanzheheyuzhuxiaomimikanzheziji，xinliyizhenyihuo。
这还是傻柱吗？
weilebubeijiuchan，bamaotouzhuanyidaozijishenshang。