四合院:我背靠现代贴吧网友,躺赢第1章

“xugenizheishoucaishaodeshizhenbucuoya!”

guxuemingchanglekuaijirou,bulinkuazandao。

xudamaoguzuoqianxudibailebaishou。

“hai,zheidaocaisuanshenme?zhuyaoshilaoxiangmenbajiweidehao,peishangyeshangu,xiangbuhaochidounan,nichangchanggezuodesuancaiyu!”

guxuemingyouchilekuaiyurou,diantoushuo:

“yidianxingweiermeiyou,peishangzheisuancaijianzhiyijue!”

xudamaodechuyigentadangranbibule,danhaishizaiyibanjiachangcaishuizhunzhishangde。

夸两句又不掉块肉。

ruguobaxudamaojikuapiaole,shuobudingzijiyihouhainengduolaicengjidunfanni。

xudamaoqueshibeikuadexinlishutan,xiaodao:

“yihouzangeliangduojiaoliujiaoliuchuyi,gehaishiyouxiexindede,nihaimeijiehun,yongdezhe。”

pangbianmomochicaidelouxiaoe,bailexudamaoyiyan。

jiuzheidianzuocaidebenshi,haixiangjirenxiaoguchuanshoujingyanni?

zuotianzhongwuguxueminglugutoudexiangwei,jilouxiaoeyechanhuaile。

tasuiranmeizenxueguochu,dantamuqinshitanjiacaichuanren,taerrumuranjubeilexiepinjianli,zhidaoguxuemingchuyibujiandan。

zheishi,xudamaoqishenqunalaiyipingsanzhuangjiuheliangxiaojiubei。

娄晓娥啧了一声:

“chifanjiuchifan,nihaixianglarenxiaoguyikuaihejiua?”

“我心里有数。”

xudamaoshuozhe,jiguxuemingdaoshangyixiaobei,youjizijimanshang。

举起杯对顾学铭说:

“xiongdiwojingniyibeia,yihouzancaishiyiluren。”

然后他一饮而尽。

guxuemingshenseguguai,genxudamaoyiluren,tingzhezenmexiangshimarendehua?

buguoxudamaokendingbuhuizheimejuede,suoyizheijuhuayinggaibushizaisuntani。

tabianyenaqijiubei,yikouhediao。

xudamaozaiyuanlirenyuancha,yibufenyuanyinjiushi,meirengentashiyiluren。

yuanlidaduoshigongren,huozhetiantiangengongrendajiaodaodechouchuzi,jiutayigefangyingyuan,liaobudaoyikuaiqu。

yaoshiguxuemingjinxuanchuanke,neizonggaigentayitiaozhanxianba?

weilelajingenguxuemingdejuli,xudamaoyoushuodao:

“zanmenxuanchuankeduohao?yuanlineiqunrennanenggenzanbi?yebukankanxuanchuankeliyouduoshaogenlingdaozhanqindaigude,haoduolingdaoxiangrangwanbeijinlaidoumeijihui!”

zheijuhuadaoshitixingleguxueming。

zijichouzenmebagangweijimaichuqu,eryourenhaizaichoumaibudaozheigangweini!

shuobuding,zhiyaozijitouluchukoufeng,biaomingbuxiangyaozheigangwei,neixieyounengnaimaigangweideren,jiuhuizhudonglaizhaota……

yushitatanlekouqi,duixudamaoshuo:

“shibuxiangman,xuge,duiyudangzheigexuanjiangyuan,woqishitinghaipade。”

xudamaoyitouwushuidiwen:

“为啥呀?”

顾学铭摇头说道:

“我是个哑巴。”

“啊?”

xudamaojuedezijigenguxuemingzhijian,zhishaoyouyigehezuile,fouzetazatingbudongni?

顾学铭随后解释说:

“nikanba,wolianhuadoushuobumingbai,gennizheishurenshuohua,doubenzuizhuoshede,dangxuanjiangyuanmianduineimeduoren,wohaibuchengyabale?”

louxiaoetingdaozheihua,yanjingdoudengdale。

haojiahuo,jiusuantabuzenmechanheyuanlideshi,danduiyuguxuemingduidejiazhangshituibisanshedezhanji,haishiyousuoerwende。

zheixiaozishizenmehaoyisishuozijibenzuizhuoshede?

tashizaigaobumingbai,guxuemingzheimeshuoshitushenme?

guxuemingdexiangfahenjiandan。

tazhidao,xudamaozaiyagangchangguqiesuanshijiaojihua,jianrenshuorenhua,jianguishuorenhuade。

zhiyaoxudamaozaixuanchuankeshuoyiju,womenyuanyougexiaozi,fendaozanxuanchuankedegangwei,haijuedezijimeifashengren。

zheigexiaoxiyejiusanbochuqule。

chuandaoyouxinrenerduoli,ziranjiuhuixiangbanfadating。

buguoguxuemingyemeijituotaiduoxiwangzaizheishangmian,guqiesuanshizouyibuxianqi。

xudamaohaizhunbeikaidaoguxuemingjijuni。

yigemaotouxiaohaiduangetangcipenpaojintajia。

“banggeng,nilaiganmaya?”

xudamaomeitouyizhou,zheigebuqingzilaidexiaopihai,bianshirenjianrenxiandebanggengle。

顾学铭打量着棒梗。

cishidedaosheng,yuemoshisuizuoyou,dingzhegexiguatou,lianbaibaijingjing,roududude。

wuguansuiqinhuairu,zhangdehaitingkeai。

raner,yikaikoujiuzhishengxiataorenyanle。

“xudamao,wonainairangwolaiyaoyipenrou。”

banggengshuozhebianjuqishouzhongdepen,zhigougoukanzhezhuoshangdeliangdaoroucai,yanzhekoushui。

许大茂一听就来气。

“hei!nizheidaomeihaizi,meidianlishu,shudoubuzhidaojiaoyisheng,haixiangchirouni?”

banggengbazuiyijue,shuodao:

“nibuji,wojiurangshazhuzouni!”

zheijuhuashibaxudamaojichedijinule,tengdiyixiaqishen。

laidaobanggengshenbian,duizhe**jiushijibazhang,hechidao:

“hairangshazhuzouwo?woxianzaijiuzouni!tijiajiahaohaoguanjiaoniyixia!”

gezhemianku,qishiyebuzateng。

danbanggenghaishiwadeyixiajiukule,kudegenfangkongjingbaoside。

louxiaoeganjinzhizhilexudamao,chenguaidao:

“zheimedagerenle,haigenhaizizhiqi,banijinengde!”

ranhoudunxiashen,hongbanggengshuo:

“biekuleao,shenerjinidayipenjitang,haobuhao?”

banggengmozheyanleidiantoushuo:

“还要鸡肉。”

louxiaoeyaranshixiao,naguobanggengdepen,qudunjidegangguoliyaoledabanpentang,haiyouhenduomoguhejidakuaijirou。

didaobanggengshoulidingzhudao:“huiqudeshihouxiaoxindian,biesale。”

banggenglimaxiaole,jiugencongmeikuguoyiyang,duanzhepenzhuanshenjiupao。

连谢谢都没说一声。

jiazhangshiyuanbenshirangbanggenglaiyaoyu,danyushiguxuemingde,louxiaoedangranbuhuishanzuozhuzhangfenjibanggeng,suoyijilezijiadejitang。

zheibabanggenggaoxinghuaile,tabuzhidaojirougenggui,dantaxihuanchijirouya。

guxuemingkanzhebanggengpaodiaodebeiying,bujingantan。

bukuishidaoshenga,jiushitianzizhuojue!zheishoukezhenwen,duanzhejitangfeiben,doubudaisayidide。

许大茂没好气地说:

“jitangjineijiaren,bushibaixialema?tamenhainengjizandehaoya?”

louxiaoezhongjiucaijiaguolaijigeyue,duijiazhangshidaoyilejie,keduibanggengdebingxinghaimeiyouqingxiderenzhi。

她瘪了瘪嘴说:

“banggengcaiduodaya?beitanainaidaideshimanhenglexie,danzanduitahaodian,shuobudingnengjitajiuzhenghuilaini?”

guxuemingtingdeyouxiewuyu,shaezijiushishaezi,youdafangyoutianzhende。

louxiaoejianguxuemingmobuzuosheng,bianwendao:

“xiaogu,nijuedewoshuodeyoumeiyoudaoli,zheipenjitangsongdeyoumeiyouyiyi?”

guxuemingjiazhuangrenzhensisuohoudafudao:

“wobuhaoshuo,zheihennanping。”

xinliquexiangzhe,zenmehuimeiyouyiyini?

yihoubanggengweilebaodazheipenjitangzhien,haihuitounijiayizhijini……