jiagengshuochulaidehua，rangqinhuairurenbuzhusesuozhehoutuilejibu。
yifunanyiyanbiaodeshenqingkanzhezijiaerzi，fangfobiandeburenshileyiban。
jiagengzeshirenzhendekanzheqinhuairu，biaoqingxiandeshifenjianding。
qinhuairuwunaizhixia，zhinengkuxiaozhecongdoulitaochuleliangkuaiqianshuodao：
“banggeng，mataoqian，matinipeile。”
“bushijiede，zheiqianbusuanjie，mazenmenengsuannijieqianni！”
jiagengnaguoqian，zhuanshendijilexudamao：
“damaoshu，ninnazhe，jintianduibuqile。”
“ninfangxin，wogangcaishuodedouhuizuodao，woyihouyebuhuizaifanle。”
xudamaojieguoqian，kanzhebanggengdianlediantoushuodao：
“xing！nixiaozi，jintiankeyi，zheishifanpianer，woraoguonile。”
ranhoujiugenlouxiaoeliangrenyidaohuihouyuanle。
rendouzoule，genqianyezhishengxialeqinhuairumuziheheyuzhu。
banggengjintiandebiaoxianrangheyuzhudedaoleyiqiancongmeiganshouguodezunzhong，
haibimianlebeishangyigetoujizeideminghao，
buyouderangtaxichuwangwai，tiangoushuxinglimajiuzaiciyongshanglexintou。
“qinjie，banggengjintianketairangwogaoxingle，zhenjiyemenzhanglian！”
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“何叔！”
jiagengdangjikaikoujiaozhuleyaowangjiapaodeheyuzhu。
“怎么了棒梗？”
“neiguojitangjiuliujiyushuiguguba，wojialiyoufan。”
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shuowan，yebudaiheyuzhufanying，lazheqinhuairujiuhuilejia。
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heyuzhumobuzhetounao，wunaidexiaolexiao，
zhidezhuantouhuiqujixuduntadejitang，shunbiandengzhemeimeiheyushuihuilai。
jiagenglazheqinhuairuhuijia，yijinwu，qifenshunjianjiubiandeyayiqilai。
“banggeng，nijintiandaodishizenmehuishia？”
qinhuairujinlemen，wangfanzhuobianyizuo，jiushenshidekanzhebanggengwendao。
“shia，guaisun，nijintianshizenmele？”
pangbiandejiazhangshiyekaishibangqiang，nandedegenerxiqinhuairutongyilezhanxian，
poxiliangkaishiniyiyanwoyiyudexunwenqilebanggeng。
“nainai，ma。meizenmehuishi。zhibuguoshiwoxiangmingbaileeryi。”
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“zhei...zheizenmenengshitou，mingmingshi....”
jiazhangshiyiliandebuleyi，lijikaikoujiaobianqilai。
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“danshijingchahuozhe***yenengrenkeninzheitaoshuofama？”
“woyaoshizhendetinglenindehua，yihoutiantianqubierenjianadongxi。”
“dengdaonatianwobeijingchazhuale，bei***panle。”
“woyinweinindejiaoyu，beipanxingjinlejianyu，ninyenengtiwoquma？”
“woyaoshidaoleneiyitian，ninduideqiwoba，duideqiwoyeyema？”
“你.....”
jiagengdeyifanhua，dangjirangjiazhangshiwuyanyidui。
danshitayoubuyuanyiduidasunzifahuo，zhinengbamaotouzhuanxianglepangbiandeqinhuairu：
“nishigesirena？nizenmejiaoyudeerzi？”
“maohaimeizhangqi，jiukaishiduiwozheigedangnainaideshuojiaoshangle！”
“yikanjiushisuilenidexingzi，nongcunchulaidejiushimeijiaoyang，goupibudong！”
qinhuairubeizizijierzideyifanhuazhenhandaole，
haimeihuiguoshen，jiuaishanglejiazhangshideyitongzema。
danshixianzaideqingxingkebushiyiqianle，xianzaidejiagengyouzenmekenengrenyouzijizheinainaizuoyao？
“nainai，wogaosuni，yihounibuxuzaimawoma！”
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neininjiuhuilaojiatangzhequba！”
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qinhuairubukesiyidekanzhezijierzi，suijiyanleijiukongzhibuzhudeyonglechulai。
erjiazhangshizewanquanshale，lengzaidangchang。
dengtahuiguoshenlai，xiangmingbaizijiadasunzigangcaidoushuoleshenmeyihou，
feipangshenziwangdishangyichuliu，paizhedatuijiuyaokaishihao。
jiagengyidianjihuidoubudasuanjita，shuzhijuqingdetazhidao，
zhiyaozijiazheigenainaibunaoteng，buzuoyao，
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“ninaoba，nainai，ninsuibiannao！”
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shuowan，henhenpielejiazhangshiyiyanzhihou，
jiagengjiukanxianglewuzhezui，kuqidebunengziyideqinhuairu：
“ma，yiqiandoushiwobudongshi，zhengtianchaochaoyaochirou。”
“rangninxinku，haibeipozuolehenduobudeyideshiqing。”
“woyihoudouhuigai，woshigenanren，wozhangdale。”
“yihouninjiutatashishideshangban，wohuixiangbanfabangninchengqizheigejiade！”
“棒梗——”
qinhuairupuguolai，yibabaozhulejiageng，aoaodekuleqilai。