第1章 我的手机中毒了

大逃杀战场。

决赛圈刷在教堂。

julisuoduhaiyoushimiaozhong,yangfangenzheduiyouwangyouyoupaojinlejuesaiquan。

tamenfaxianzuihouyigedirengouzaijiaotangerlou,zhanjuyishounangongdishi。

yushiraozhegaopo,congceyibaochaoguoqu。

“砰!”

gangdaoloutikou,yishengqiangxiang。

xiangyaoshougezuihouyigerentoudewangyouyou,yimaotou,jiubeijudaodi。

“快过来扶我。”

wangyouyouyibianwangjiaoluolipa,yibianshuo:“jiunishoushangzheibauzi,genbenpinbuguo!”

yangfanpiepiezui,doumeihaoyisishuoa!

kankannixianzai,yitaosanjizhuang,zuoshouyibaawm,youshouyibam416。neidoushiniweibizhixiaduoguoqude!

而我呢??

quanshenyijitao,ruguobushijuesaiquan,haiyiweishirenjixiaokeai,sileyemeirentianbaoneizhong。

yangfanshijiangbeishitianjingbieshudefangchanxiaoshouyuan,ruxingyinianhaimeikaiguozhang。

jintianbenshidiaoxiude,beijingliwangleiyaoqiuguolaijiaban,meiyejimeidiqishuohuadoubuyingqi。

ketemedaolezhihoucaizhidao,shiyaopeitanverdayouxi……

zhenshiyiwanzhicaonimalveguoa!!

yaobushikanzaiwangyouyouzhangdehaixingdefenshang……jiudaitafeiyibaba。

yangfanyewunenglima,zanjiubutile,danwanqiyouxineizaiquangongsishipaideshanghaode。

yijinyouxi,yangfanjianwangyouyouyitongcaozuo,shizhicaijiwuyile。

jishucaijiusuanle,haihuixiazhihui,haiyaozijibazuihaodezhuangbeijita,guanjianbushilaishougerentoude,ershibaipaijietufapengyouquan……

气人!!!

“兹……”

“laibujile,loushangfengyanle,kendingkazheshijiaodengwomenshangquni。”

yangfanyaoshixuanzejiuren,zhengshiduishouxiashoudehaojihui。

吃鹅近在咫尺!

tashuodao:“banizhuangbeirengxialaijiwo,woshangqugangqiang。”

“gangnimeia!zhuangbeishiwode,chuanzaiwoshenshangjiushiwode!”

wangyouyoubugan,padaoyangfanshenqian,zhijianerloututujiqiang,tadexuetiaokuaiyaozoudaojintoule。

tawunaideyousuolehuiqu,duiyangfanfennudao:“woyaoshiguale,worangwobakounigongzi!”

草,有爸了不起啊!

xianzaishizaiyouxini,yaodongdefenxizhankuang,jiunidengyushishuangshuangbianchengguhuihe。

jiusuanfuniqilainengganmao?caideyibi,yishenhaohuazhuangbeishangqugangqiangyebaifei。

kanlai,yiyangfanzhuangbeishangdechaju,shangqugangqiangshibutaikenengle。

那么……

“嗖~”

“嗖嗖嗖~~”

yangfancongbaolinachu8keshoulei,maizheshexingzouwei,duoguolesaoshe。chaozheerloufangxiang,jiangshouleilashuanrengleshangqu。

yanwumimandeerlou,yebuzhidirenzainali,jiukanxiamaonengbunengpengzhesihaoziba。

jiusuanzhabusi,yenengzhachengcanxue,daoshi……zhenyoujihuiyonguzitutulediren!

“砰!”

“砰!!”

wumiaozhongzhihou,erlouzhenzhenzhaxiang,huoxingsijian。

只见,画面一变!

wangyouyouxuetiaodiaoguangzhiji,zhiqishen,zhanleqilai。

shangkongluoxiayigekaojia,yizhibaguangmaodedabaie,youzizide……

吃到鹅啦!!

“yunqiheshilijiyuyishena。”

yangfanyoudianxiaodese,tayongshijixingdongzhengming,bujiunicainengshunlichidaoe!

taanleanyouxituichujian,pingmuhaoxiangkazhule,yidianfanyingmeiyou。

yushijiubashoujifangzaizhuoshang,duiwangyouyouxiaodao:“wangdaxiaojie,nigangshuorangwangjinglikouwogongzideshi,shikaiwanxiaodeba?buranwozaidainifeiyiba?”

“heheda,buxihan!”

wangyouyoujianglianyila,naqixiangnaierbaobaoqishenzoujinlejinglibangongshi。

**……

nvrena……fanlianbifanshuhaikuai!

doudainichiele,jiunizheizhongjishunengtangeyijinghenxingyunle。

bujiushiyouxima,zhenbuzhiyudaxiaobaogao,kouzijigongziba?

ai……shuolaishuoqu,haideshiguaiziji。

sheirangzijizheimedaomeini,shangbanzheimejiu,yitaofangzidoumeiyoumaichuqu。

yaoshiyejihaole,wangjinglihuirangzijipeitanverdayouxima?babudeqiuzhezijiduomaijitaofang,biebashijianfangzaidayouxishangni!

“叮~”

这时!

shoujixiangqiyijijinshuqiaojideshengyin,jiangyangfandeshixianlalehuilai。

zheishengyin……haoxiangbushiduanxindeshengyin,zhiqianchumeiyoushezhiguoya?

他,拿起来一看!

shoujikapingdemaobingmeiyoule,daoshichuxianlejixingzi。

【gongxisuzhu,bei‘zhongjiezhexitong’xingyunzazhong,xitongjiazaizhong……】

【suzhuzaidataoshazhanchang,manzudaimeishangfenhezhongjiezuihouyigediren,chenggongchie,jikesuijihuodejiangli!】

【ganggang,jiancedaosuzhujinxingdeyijuyouxizhong,fuhejianglibiaozhun,jianglixuyuanbaoxiangyige】

【xuyuanbaoxiang,mengxiangchengzhen,suzhushifouxuyaodakai】

什么?

jiudediaoqideshouji,zhongbingdule?

wangeyouxieryi,yaobuyaogaodegenzhongledajiangyiyang。

xuyuanbaoxiang?hehele,woxiangjintianmaichuyitaofang,yihoubierangjinglizaiwoxiuxideshihourangwojiaban!

可以吗?真是逗!

“叮~~”

【xitongshoudaosuzhulianggeyuanwang,yigexuyuanzhinengxuyigee,xitongpanding,xianwanchengsuzhudediyigesuqiu】

“shenmegui?!lianshoujidoushuawo!”

yangfanshenshouchuozheshoujipingmukoutufenfang,suihoujiuchuaijinlekoudai。

zhenyaoshinengmengxiangchengzhen,wotemede……suanlesuanle,biezuobairimengle!

“yangfan!shanggeyuegendekehu,daodimaibumaitianjingyihaoyuan?”

yebuzhishenmeshihou,zaiyangfanhuiguoshenlaishi。

takandaojingliwangleizhanzaitashenhou,yifuhengkanshukanjiukanyangfanbushunyandeyanshen。

“jingli,xiwangmiaomanga,wozhendejinlile。”

yangfanyumen,tidaoshangcineikehu,yinxiangfeichangdeshen,jinfadazhangtuimeinvlisha,douyijingtandaojiaodingjindeshihoule。

houlaijieleyitongdianhua,youshixianlikai,houlai,houlaijiubulelezhile,neikeshijuliqiandingzuijindeyicia。

qijianyangfanyoulianxita,yizhiwurenjieting。

“nishuoshuoni,ninengganchengshenmeshi?”

wangleimomingqimiaodeshengqi,haipokoudamadao:“shibushinizaiduijiedeguochengzhongshuocuoleshenmehua,dezuirenjiale?”

“meiyoua,wolaokeqile,jiuchaguixiajiaotanainaile。”

yangfantanletanshou,huidao:“qianzhangzairenjiashenshang,butaochulaimaixiatianjingyihaoyuan,woyebunengbadaojiazaitabozishangba。”

huidawangleiwenhuadetongshi。

wangyouyouzouleguolai,taduiwangleishuodao:“ba,nizheishouxiahenbushangdao,dageyouxidouyaozhengqianghaosheng,woshinidenver,tadoubujiyidianmianzi,kexiangerzhi……”

wonima,youzheimekengdema?

zhenglebantian,woshuojinglizenmeturanwenqitianjingyihaoyuandeshile。

ganqingnizhenzaibangongshilijiwochuanxiaoxiea?

niyaosanjizhuang,quandoujini。

niyaoawm,yejini。

zhaodaoyigejuxiaoyin,nishuosongguolaiqiangshengdaqilaihendaigan,wopaolebanzhangditusongguolai。

zhengyinweinishijinglinver,sheitemehuizaijuesaiquanchuanzherenjiyijitaoa?

“wangjingli,qingkuangbushizheiyangzide。”

yangfanxinzhongcaichugedagaile,wangjinglishinagongzuodeshi,tizijinverchutouni。

tajuedewangjinglibugaitingyimianzhici,shuodao:“gangcaiwangdaxiaojiezhongqiangkuaisile,qingkuangjinji,wozhendebunengjiurena!”

“nicaizhongqiang,nicaikuaisileni,wopeipeipei!”

wangleitulejikoutumo,xiadazuihoutongdie:“nijiwoxiangbanfa,jintianbumaichufangzi,ni!jiwozouren!!”

“哒哒哒!”

就在这时,

menwaichuanlaiyijigaogenxiecaidideshengyin。

yiweiyimiqiwudejinfameinv,yishenqingshuangjinglidechuanzhe,henyouqishidezoulejinlai。

“hai,shuaige,woshilaizhaonide。”

jinfameinvmuguangyixiangleyangfan,xiaopaoliangbu,xiaozheshuodao:“wohaixiangwenniyixia,tianjingyihaoyuanmaichuqulemeiyou。”

yangfandaileyixia,yaobuyaozheimeqiaoa?

tajiushilisha,liyangfanchengjiaodiyitaofangzuijindekehu。

buduia,shangcijitajieshaodeshihou,taidushanghaiyouxiegaolengni,jintianzenmezheimereqinga?

haijiaowoshuaige,shitingshuaide,kecongmeinvzuilishuochu,youdianjidonga!

“shuaige,wennihuani,yaoshimeiyoumaichuqu,wojiumaile。”

lishajianyangfanmeishuohua,weixiaoyishengdao:“wokeyiquankuanma?”

“meiyoumeiyou,keyikeyi!”

yangfanyitouwushui,xingfulaideyetaituranle,shuoqihualaidouyouxiejieba。

tazhuanshenduijinglishuodao:“jingli,zheiweixiaoxiaojieyaomaixiatianjingyihaoyuan,erqiehaishiquankuan,nitingdaolema?”

yangfanshengyinhenda,youzhongxuanxiedetaishi,kanzhewangleizhengzhangliandoubianlvle。

kendingliantadouxiangbudao,gangcaishuochuduiyangfandeyaoqiu,zhengpapadazhelianni。

**,taigaoxing,taikaixin,taiyiwaile!

房子卖出去了!

erqieshiloupanzuiguideyitao,shiyangfanmaichuqude!

jingli,qingbuyaozaiwodiaoxiudeshihou,hanwolaijiabanpeininverdayouxihaoma?

游戏?吃鹅?

终结者系统?!

“叮~~”

zhengdangyangfanhuiguoshenlai,tingdaoshoujixiangqilejinshuqiaojishengyin。

【许愿宝箱已兑现】

【qingsuzhuzailiangxiaoshizhinei,wanchengdaimeishangfen,zhongjiezuihouyigediren,weianshidadao,xitongjiangshouhuizhiqianjiangli……】