“nichushengyuyigefuyudejiating，ziyouyinletianfuguoren！”
“wusuineinian，nibaishiyuyiweiyixiaolaoshi，tashanglezhuiqiuyishudedaolu……”
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“shibasui，nihuodequanguogechangdasailiuxingzujinjiang……”
“ershiyisui，nizaidaoshidetuijianxia，jiaruxingheyulegongsi，zhengshichudao，yiwudidezitai，hengsaozhenggeletan，chengweijinsanshinianzuiweicuicandexinxing！”
“ershiwusui，duanduansinianshijian，nijiuchengweileletanzuiweinianqingdetianhou，yishixingguangwuer！jingguimijieshao，renshileyiweiyulegongsidegaoguan！”
“ershiqisui，nibuguoqinpenghaoyoufandui，duzichengdanweiyuejin，tiaocaojiarunanyoudegongsi……”
“ershijiusui，suoyouzuopinbanquanhejiacaibeiguimihenanyoulianshoupianqu，yiwusuoyoudeni，zhanzaihuangpujiangshangyiyueerxia……”
【gongxinibangdingrenshengnixixitong！】
【wangningmeinizhunbeihaolema？】
kaozaipojiudedachuangtou，xianqidejiekaineitiaofaheidebeizirengdaoyibian，heyuzhudeshenseyipianmuran，shuangyanchidaidekanzhezhuwangluobudefangliang，yiliandelewushengqu。
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“tamade，buhuishiyinweizijidemingzihezheigeshazhuyiyang，jiubazijirengdaolezheigeshijie？”
jieshouleyuanzhudejiyizhihou，duiyuzheigeshijieheyuzhuyeshunjianyouleqingxidelejie。
qianshiyigezhujiaohetatongmingdeniandaidianshiju《qingmansiheyuan》suozaideshijie。
yibaiduohaohongxingyagangchangdegongrenjijiashusuojuzhudesiheyuan。
五保户祖宗聋老太！
daodetianzunyidayeyizhonghai！
woyaodangguanerdayeliuhaizhong！
suanjiwushuangsandayeyanbugui！
召唤法师贾张氏！
绿茶圣母秦淮如！
脚底流脓许大茂！
……
dangran，haiyoutasuohunchuandezheigesiheyuanzhanshenheyuzhu！
haoxiaoxixitonglaile，huaixiaoxihaoxiangjicuole！
“wangningmei？zheitamadeshenmegui？！”
zuilidishengzhoumazhe，heyuzhusichudaliangleyifan。
chuleyizhangdounenggouguaxiawujinwugoudedachuangrubei，kongkuangdewuzilijiushengyizhangfangzhuo，liangbayizi，laoshulailedouderengxiajililiangshi。
keyishuochuleqiangshangneizhangzhanxindeweirenhuaxiangzhiwai，jiatusibidouyijingbuzuyixingrongzheigejiapinqiongdechengdu，heyuzhujiuyouzhongshijiehuimiedechongdong。
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“造孽啊！”
shuiyijuedounenggouchuanyue，zheichuanyueyetaisuiyileba？
yenanguaiqianshidaochudoushichuanyueleidexiaoshuoheyingshijule！
zaikanlekanmianqianpiaofudexitongmianban，yijiqianshengmiaoshu，baodugezhongxiaoshuodeheyuzhu，nalihaibuzhidao，zheiwanquanjiushiyigesongcuolemendewuzhinengxitong。
【宿主：枉凝眉】
【年龄：29】
【tizhi：9】（putongrenzuigaowei10）
【学历：大学】
【jineng：chuyisiji（23/500），jixieshejierji（17/300），wushuerji（5/300），jiazhengerji（64/300）】（jinengzuigaoweibaji）
【技能点：0】
“tongzi，zheigejinengdianshizenmehuishi？”
zaixinlihexitonggoutongleyixia，jieguobuchusuoliao，meiyouyidishuihuadefanying！
“zheijianzhijiushilaji，zhizhanga！”
heyuzhuzhangtanyisheng，gengjuedezheitangchuanyuejianzhijiushiyichanghuangdanwubidecuowu！