第三章 当着一大爷面骂绝户

xudamaoyipaichuangtoushuodao:“mofansiheyuanzenmele?mofansiheyuanjiuchuleshazhuzheiyangtiantiandarendehuo?!”

“nizheigeyidayechushibugong,tiantianpiantanshazhu。”

“jiranzaizheigeyuanlitoubunengshuolile,wozhaogerenshuoliqu。”

shazhuzaiyipangluzhexiuzishuodao:“xudamaonishuoshenmeni?zenmegenyidayeshuohuade!”

xudamaohengleyishengshuodao:“zenmegenyidayeshuohuani!wojiuzheimeshuohuale,zenmezheni?”

“wojitayigemianzijiaotayidaye,bujitamianzijiunidaye。”

“zenmezhe,luxiuzihaixiangdawo?xinga,wozaichuangshangdongbulele,nidaya,youbenshinibawojidasi。”

“dajiahuodoulaikana,shazhuyao***le。”

“zheisiheyuanyaosharenle!”

zheiyishengjiao,likebasiheyuanzhouweiderenquandouxiyinguolaile,yixiazijiurangyizhonghaizuolale。

lianmanglazhushazhu,huitoushuodao:“xudamao,youshenmehuahaohaoshuo,biedongbudongshanggangshangxian。”

xudamaohengleyishengshuodao:“zenmede,tadouyaodongshousharenle,haibuyunxuwokaikouqiujiuwo?niyidayeguandetaikuanleba?”

“zenmede,shazhuxiangsharennihaixiangdangcongfan?”

zheishijiutingdaoerdayeliuhaizhongzaiwaitouhandao:“sheixiangsharen,sheixiangdangcongfan?”

xudamaoheiheiyixiaoshuodao:“erdayenikelaile,nizaibulaiwojiuyaobeishazhujidasile,zheiyuanlitoujiuyaochurenmingle。”

“wozuotianbeishazhudadezaichuangshanghaiqibulaini,taxianzaiyouyaodawo。”

liuhaizhongdengleyiyanshazhushuodao:“zenmehuishi,renjiazaichuangshangnihaixiangdarena,zhenxiang***a?!”

shazhushuodao:“erdaye,nibietingtahushuo,tajiushizhuangde。”

xudamaoshuodao:“zhuangbuzhuang,yihuierquyiyuanjianchajianchajiuzhidaole。”

“erdayetadawodadekebuqing,wohuaiyiwodeyaozidoubeidahuaile,yihouwokenenggenyidayeyiyangshigejuehu。”

“zheisuanshibawojidacanjile!”

“suoyiwoxiangyaobaojing,ranggonganlaichuli,zheishiyidayeburang,tazheishiyouyizaipiantanshazhu。”

“ranhoushazhuxiangyaodawo,zheishixiangyaosharenmiekoua!”

yizhonghailianmangshuodao:“womeizheiyisi,wojiushishuozanmenshimofansiheyuan,youshenmeshiqingbunengyuanlijiejue?”

xudamaoyipaichuangtoushuodao:“mofansiheyuanbushimiansijinpai,yizhonghainitaniangdeshaojiwolaizheiyitao!”

“biejiwowandaodebangjiazheiyitao。”

“nikanzhongzheigemofansiheyuandemingsheng,wobuzaihu!”

“mofansiheyuanjiwodailaishenmehaochule?mofansiheyuandeshazhutiantiandawo,niguanguoma?”

yizhonghailianmangdashenghandao:“mofansiheyuanshizanmenzhenggesiheyuanderongyao,wobunengrangniyigerenhuilezanmensuoyourendejitirongyu。”

kanzhezhouweijujiderenduole,xudamaolengxiaoyisheng,shuodao:“mofansiheyuanbushizanmensiheyuandejitirongyu,shiniyidayeyigerenderongyu!”

“shiniyidayedemiansijinpai!”

“shiniyidayezuoweizuofudeziben!”

“zheimeduonianlai,nikaozhezheigemofansiheyuanweijiekou,shenmeshiqingdouyuanlitoujiejue。”

“ranhounijiunengyishouzhetian,nizheigeyidayeshuolesuan,bieyiweiwomendahuokanbuqingnizheidianxiaoxinsi。”

“zhenghaodajiahuodouzai,dajiahuoxiangyixiang,zheixienianlaiyizhonghaizaiyuanlitouchushigongpingbugongping?”

“biaomianshangtazhuangdechushigongdao,danshizhiyaoshejidaoshazhu,shejidaojiajiadeshihou,tashenmeshihougongdaoguo?”

“tajiushidazhezheigemofansiheyuandemingtou,xiangyaozaizheigesiheyuanlizuotuhuangdi!”

“nimenyigegeyiweimofansiheyuanshigerongyu,danshitachengleyizhonghaiqiyasiheyuandelaoshaoyemenerdejiekouhegongju。”

“suoyizheigemofansiheyuanbuyaoyeba!”

suoyouyinmousuanjizhisuoyijiaozuoyinmousuanji,neijiushijianbudeguang。

suoyixudamaojiushiyaobazheiyinmousuanjibaoluzaiguangtianhuarizhixia。

zheiyidianshichuhuyizhonghaideyuliao,zheishichiguoguodebatajisikailerangyuanlidelaoshaoyemenmenkan。

tingdaozhouweirenqieqiesiyu,yizhonghaidouyaotuxuele。

xudamaoyouzaineilishuodao:“woxianzaidoubeishazhujidacanjile,yizhonghainihaixiangyishouzhetian,haixiangzaiyuanlitoujiejue。”

“nizheijiushizaicaojianrenming!zenme,nidangnishijiushehuidequanguilaoyea!”

“zuomeng!xianzaishirenmindangjiazuozhu,niyizhonghaixiangyaoyishouzhetian,mendoumeiyou!”

zheihuamadeyizhonghaidoukuaiyaotuxuele,liuhaizhongzaipangbianyikanyanjingzhiliang。

tajiyuzheigeyidayedeweizhiyijinghenjiule,zheiyaoshinengbayizhonghaijidaxiaqu,neishitaxinzhongsuoxiang。

talianmangkaikoushuodao:“xudamaoshuodeyeyoudaoli,zheiyuanlitouzuoshijiuyaogongping,meiyourenherennenggouyishouzhetian。”

“xudamao,niyoushenmeweiqu?woerdayezaini,wojinidangjiazuozhu。”

xudamaolianmangxiaozheshuodao:“haolei,erdaye,zongsuanshiyougenenggoushuojugongdaohuaderenzai。”

yizhonghailianmangzaiyipangshuodao:“xudamao,nizheishiqingcheyuanle。”

ranhoutayouhuitoushuodao:“geweilaoshaoyemen,zheimeduonianlaiwoyizhonghaiweirenzuoshinimenyinggaiqingchu,jueduibushinimensuoxiangdeneiyang。”

“jintianwolaizhaoxudamao,jiushixiangkankantazenmeyangle,ranhoushunbiantanyitan,shiqingzenmejiejue?”

“shazhudaleren,queshibudui!suoyiwoshidaizhetalaipeilidaoqianlaile,kankanxudamao,tantanpeichangdewenti。””

“xudamaonitaiguojidongle。”

“zanmenyouhuahaohaoshuo。”

xudamaoshuodao:“xing,jiranyidayenizheimeshuole,neizanmenjiutantanpeichangdewenti。”

“zheimeduonianlai,shazhumeiyicidawo,cicidouchuaiwodeyaozi,woganjuewozheishenbuxingle。”

“geweijiefangsilinkedouzaia,yihouwoxudamaozheishenbuxingle,dajiayinggaidouzhidaohuiyoushenmehouguo。”

“henyoukenengxiangyidayeyiyangchengweijuehu。”