1965nian，shieryuesanshihao！
sijiuchengchongmanyanhuoqidenanluoguxiang87haosiheyuan。
四合院正屋！
“这是什么地方？”
嘎吱~~~~
wumenbeituikaiyigefengxi，zuanjinlaiyigelvsemianaodejiahuo！
嗯？
耗子成精了！
heyuzhukanzhelvhaozicongchuangdinachuyigebudaizi，limianshiyixiehuashengmi。
dongzuozhishulian，jiuhaoxiangzheilishitajiayiyang。
“**，有小偷！”
heyuzhuweizhangzuiba，fabuchushengyinlai，jiulianshentiyewufadongdan，zhinengkanzhedalvhaozinazhehuashengmilikai。
meiguoduojiu，wumenzaicibeituikai，zheiyicizoujinlaiyigenvren，lansesuihuamianao，bangzhemahuabianzouqilulaizuoyouyaobai。
这是谁呀！
看着如此熟悉呢！
zheida**，xiaoliandan，shisheini？
“zhuzi，jielaijinixiyifule，nizhuoshangderouwonazoule！”
tajianheyuzhuzhengzheyanyebuhuida，nazouchuangshangzangyifugenzhuozishangdebanjinroulikai。
“wotamahaimeidayingni！”
“喂！”
zhangdazuiba，niuqudelian。
“zheitamashenmeshiqingya，yigedalvhaozijinlaitouhuashengmi，zheigenvrenshuoshixiyifukezhinaleyijianzangyifu，zhijiebazhuozishangbanjinrounazou！”
“nishilaixiyifudema？”
无能狂怒！
算了，毁灭吧！
rangzheigeshijiehuimieba，leile。
叮！！！！
【bangdingxitong，qingsuzhutongyi！】
heyuzhunaohaizhongyidaojixieshengyin！
“绑定系统？”
【dui，suzhubangdingxitongyihouhuihuodehenduohaodongxie！】
“banggekunmao，huimieba！”
【？？？？xiaoheizi！】
heyuzhuyilianwuwang，bangdingxitong，banggepi，zhijiehuimieduohao！
【suzhuqingbuyaotuifei，bangdingxitonghouhuihuodejudakongjian，daojuka，henniubidedaoju！】
【suzhunandaobuxindongma？】
“buxindong，huimieba，rangzheigeshijiehuimieba！”
“huimiebule，wodoukanbuqini！”
heyuzhuyixinzhixiangzhehuimie，conggangcaidenvrenyangmao，tayijingdezhileduifangshishei，suchengbailianhuadeqinhuairu。
这搞毛呀！
kengleshazhuzheiyibeizi，haixiangkengwo？
bukeneng，jueduibukeneng，zhijiehuimieba！
xitong：buduiya，zenmezheigesuzhuzhixiangzhehuimieni，zheibushirangwoyejidiaoluoma，buxing。
【suzhuruguobubangdingxitong，keshihuishunjianwajiedee！】
威胁？
哼！
“zhenghaoya，ganjinwajie，bawofenshile，shunbianjiwozhaogehaoyigefengshuibaodi，duojiwoshaodianqian。”
“我缺钱！”
？？？？
xitongkuaiyaoshaomaoyanzhehuole，rucijuejuedesuzhutahaishidiyicijian，youhuoyouhuobuxing，weixieweixieyebuxing。
duicixitongjinxingleqiangxingbangding（rangbenxitongsunshiyeji，bukeneng，jueduibukeneng！）
【系统强行绑定！】
“wei，nihaiyaobuyaolian？”
【huodebangdingdalibao，tizhiqianghua，rangsuzhuchengweibitaisenhainiudenanren。kongjianyangcheng，rangsuzhuweishiwubufachou。renwujiangli，rangsuzhuhuodedaojuka，chengweisiheyuanzhenzhengdejiaoshigun（heng，rangnibubangding！）】
“搅屎棍？”
【suzhubenzhigongzuoshisongwaimai，jiaoshigunbenzhigongzuoshichuzi，yincisuzhuchuyizengjiabaifenzhishi。】
heyuzhuzuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi，shunjianzuoqilai，mosuozhuozishangyigenyan，diudiaoyigenhuochai。
“zaozheiyangbujiuxinglema？”
嗯！
qiaozha！wei，taqiaozhawoya，yourenguanmeirenguan？
heyuzhushuangzhijiazheyan，mozhenaodaiheiheiyixiao。
系统也如此单蠢！
【qiandao，xiexiehuigu！】
让你敲诈！
heyuzhumamalieliezoudaojingziqian，moyangbianhuataida，youheipifu，buxiubianfu，huzilacha，genyingshijulideshazhubuyiyangya？
shuochoubuchou，jueduitanbushangshuaiqi。
heyuzhuqishendeshihou，jingzishuaidaodishangsuilie。
“jiranrangwochuanyueguolaizaihuoyicizheshibucuo，napachengweileshazhu！”
shuoshazhubushimawozijima？
“chengweileheyuzhu，neijiuhaohaohuo，shenmeqinhuairu，yizhonghai，longlaotaitai，gunyibianqu。”