第四章 只爱吃虾,钓鱼气炸三大爷

“wozhenshizuiqiana,ganmayaojiwangfengshouzhaodiaoyudedifang!!”

yanbuguicishizaixinlibuduandemazheziji,xuanjiyouanweizheshuodao:

“haihaohaihao,zheimedadeyitiaonianyu,kendingyijingbawozigaohuaile。”

“zheixiagailundaowodiaonianyule。”

wangfengshoumeiyoutingxia,yinweixitongjianglijitadehaiyoujiutiaonianyu。

tazheicimeiyouhuanxindeyuer,zhijiejianggouzipaolechuqu。

youbudaoyifenzhong,tadeyupiaoyouledongjing。

zheiciyijiushinianyu,bidiyitiaohaidadenianyu。

zongranyanbuguishigedushuren,jiandaozheiyimuyeannaibuzhuxinlideyuwangle。

tazoudaowangfengshoushenbian,qingleqingsangzi:

“genjuwodejingyan,nizheigewoziyijingbeinianyugaohuaile。”

“zandoushiyigeyuanerde,niquwodewozidiaoba。”

“sandaye,nizheimereqing,gaodewodoubuhaoyisile。”

“meishimeishi,quba,huxiangbangzhushiyinggaide。”

zhizouwangfengshouhou,yanbuguizhanzaiyuandiyongqilezheigechudanianyudewozi。

“sandaye,ninhaiyouyuerma?nengbunengjiewodian?”

tingdaowangfengshoumeiyouyuerle,yanbuguixinlianzigaoxing。

自然不会给他鱼饵。

“meiyoule,wodeyongwanle。”

suoxing,wangfengshoudasuanyongkonggoupengpengyunqi。

wufenzhonghou,tadeyupiaomengdechenleyixia。

空钩中鱼!!

jianwangfengshouyoulashangleyitiaonianyu,yipangdeyanbuguiqidezhiduojiao。

“zhei…zheibukexuea……”

“konggoudounengzhongyu,wangfengshouzheixiaozideyunqiyetaihaole!”

wangfengshousharenzhuxin,niutouyouduizheyanbuguihandao:

“sandaye,ganxienidewozi,zheitiaonianyubiqianliangtiaodouda!”

yanbuguibitazaolai,danxianzaideshuitonglishenmedoumeiyou。

shijianliushi,wangfengshoulashangdishitiaonianyuhou,manyidezhunbeititonghuijia。

扑通!

zheishihou,yizhixiaconghelitiaojinwangfengshoudeshuitong。

“sandaye,wokankannidiaolejitiao。”

“zenmezhiyouyizhixiaoxiaa?”

yanbuguibeishuodelaolianzaore。

“wojiuxihuanchixia……xihuanchixia。”

“baibaisandaye,ninmanmandiao,woxianhuiqule!”

yuandi,shengxiayanbuguizaipaoxiaozhe。

“bu,zheibukexue!!”

……

四合院内

几位大妈在闲聊

“yebuzhidaosandayejinernengdiaojitiaoyuhuilai,wohaidengzhemaiyitiaoni。”

“yanbuguihuidiaoyuma?wozenmemeiyinxiang?”

“gujimashangjiuhuilaile……”

zheishi,jiweidamatongshikanxiangmenkou。

zhijianwangfengshoushuangshoulinzheyigedatongjinlai。

“wangfengshou,niyequdiaoyuleya!”

“kandaonisandayelema?”

“wokankannidiaolejitiao。”

jiweidamajiandaowangfengshoutonglidenianyuhou,jieshishihuazaileyuandi。

“这么大?!”

“nianyu,juranshinianyu!!”

“zheiyitiaonianyubaodinengmailiangkuaiqian!”

“wangfengshouzhenlihaia,nianqingyouwei!”

“……”

wangfengshoubeikuadeyishibuhaoyisi,youtileyizuiyanbugui:

“damamen,wozhisuoyinengdiaozheimeduoyu,qishidoushisandayedegonglao。”

“woshigexinshou,doushirexindesandayegaosuwonaliyuduo,wocaiyoushouhuode。”

“erqiesandayehaizhudongbatadewozirangjilewo,zhenshitairangwogandongle。”

wangfengshouyiwuyishijiangdiaoyudeshierjidamamenhaiyuanleyibian。

haiteyiqiangdiaole“rexindesandaye。”

sandamatingwanwangfengshoushuode,lianshangbuyoudeshengchuleyihuo。

zheiyanbuguipingriligenzijishuiyizhangchuang,shenmeshihoubiandezheimereqingle?!

我怎么不知道?!

回到屋子里

wangfengshouliuleliangzhidanianyu,ranhoubabaijideneizhixiajisandamasongleguoqu。

“sandama,jinisongdianhexian。”

kandaowangfengshoushoulidexiaoxiahou,benlaiyiweishidanianyudesandamalianseyijiang。

“sandayeshuole,tajiuxihuanchixia,suoyiwoteyisonglaile。”

wangfengshoulianmangjieshileyiju。

suihoutizheshengxiadenianyuquleyagangchang。

tayiliangkuaiyitiaodejiage,maileshiliukuai。

四合院

sandayeyinchenzhelianhuidaojia。

“怎么了?”

“你钓的鱼呢?”

sandamazuoyouchoulechou,bingmeiyoukandaoshuitong。

“diaodiaodiao,diaoshenmediao!”

“douguaiwangfengshou,haidewogoupidoumeiyoudiaodao!!”

tingdaohewangfengshoubuyiyangdeshuoci,sandamagengyihuole。

“buduia,wangfengshoumingmingshuonishidiaoyugaoshou。”

“haireqingjitazhaodiaoyudehaodifang。”

tingdaosandamashuode,yanbuguizhongzhongtanlekouqi。

“zheidoushiwozizhaodea。”

“wojiandaowangfengshoudiaodaolezheimeduoyu,suoyi……”

yanbuguidangjibazijiyongjimouhuanlewangfengshouwozideshier,xiangsandamashuoleyibian。

zuihouyoubuchongdao:“wozhenshibanqishitouzazijidejiao!”

zheishi,sandamaturanyouxiangdaoyijianshi。

“哦对了。”

“wangfengshoujizanmensongletadiaodaodedongxi。”

yitingzheige,yinchenzheliandeyanbuguidunshilaijingshenle。

“haisuanneixiaoziyouliangxin。”

阎埠贵嘟囔了一句。

sandamajiangwangfengshousonglaideneizhixiaduanleguolai。

“就这个??”

“neixiaozidiaolezheimeduoyu,jiusonglaiyizhixia?!”

sandamadiandiantou,shuodao:

“haibudoushiguainiziji。”

“shinishuozijijiuxihuanchixiade。”

yanbuguiqideyipaidatui,henbudeqiasidangshideziji。

……

wangfengshoutizhelingyizhinianyu,laidaoleqinguafujiamenkou。

咚咚咚!

kaimenzhihou,qinguafuxianshiwenlejuyoushima,xuanjijiuzhuyidaolewangfengshoushouzhongtizhedenianyu。

“zheishiwogangdiaodeyu,songniyitiao。”

“aiya,zheitaiguizhongle,wobunengyao。”qinguafuxiangzhengxingdetuileyiju。

wangfengshouzaoyouyuliao,huiyingdao:“jiudangshishazhusongde。”

qinguafuzheicimeiyouzaijujue,jieguolenianyu。

wangfengshoudeerbiantongshixiangqixitongdetishiyin:

【shouhuoqinguafudehaogan+3/5】

“haojiahuo,zheimedayitiaoyuzhishouhuoliangdianhaogandu?”

wangfengshouzaixinlifufeidao。

晚上

二大爷家

gangcongyagangchanghuilaideliuhaizhong,xiguanxingderangerdamabaxiajiucai(jiandejidan)duanshanglai。

quetingdaoerdamatanqishuodao:

“meile,doumeile……”

“douguaiwowanglebajidanconghuolubiannuokai,zheicairangquanbujidanbianzhile。”

liuhaizhongtingdaoquanbujidandoubianzhihou,bennengdezaixinlituisuanleyixia。

足足值十多块!!

“你你你……”

“langfeijiushijidadefanzui,nifanzuilezhidaobu?”