“情绪值+1！”
“情绪值+1！”
“情绪值+1！”
jielianbengchudeqingxujiangli，rangxulingjunanzixinxi。
guoran，yanglaosongzhongshiyizhonghaidemingmen。
tazhishitongguozhuangsha，bianrangyizhongdehaideqingxujidongbuyi。
“wogangcaibushishuolejiyidayeninzuoxuanchuanma，rangbierenzhidaonidegaoshangqingcao，nandaobudui？”
yizhonghaitinghouyouzhongxiangkudeganjue，tazongjuedeshizijijizijiwalegekeng。
mianduixulingjunzheizhongzhinan，zhijiejianghuatiwangyanglaofangxiangshuojiuxingle，haobuhaodefeiyaoshuoganenganma。
danyizhonghaibingbuqinei，zaitakanlai，xulingjunsuiranwuxingshichaledian，bunengyihuihuazhongyisi。
erqiaqiazheileinaozibutailingguangderen，caigenghaozhangkong。
taxiangxulingjunzhaolezhaoshou，shiyiduifangzuoxia，zhunbeihaohaoshuodaoshuodao。
liangrenzuozaikangshang，gezheyigexiaofangzhuo。
“xiaoxu，zhiqianxujingyouyinggaimeijiaoniganenzheigecidehanyi。”
“jintianyidayejiujinihaohaodeshuodaoshuodao！”
xulingjunbaichuxiergongtingdejiashi，yizhonghaiwen：
“nizhidaoganendezhongdianshishenmema？”
“是什么？”
xulingjunzheicishizhenhaoqile，tahenhaoqiyizhonghaihuishuochushenme。
“是养老！”
yizhonghaiyaozhezi，yuqihenzhong。
噗嗤~
xulingjunchadianxiaochusheng，tameixiangdaoyizhonghaihuirucizhizhe，raoquraolaidouraobuguoneilianggezi。
yizhonghaijianzhuangyaozheya，zhongzhongdepaileyixiazhuozi，lianshangyizhenhongyizhenqing。
“henhaoxiaoma？zheishigehenyansudeshiqing！”
“wojiangdeshizhonghuajiajiqianniandechuantongmeide，nandaoyoushenmewentima？”
“duibuzhuayidaye，womeiyouxiaohuanideyisi。”
xulingjunjieshileyiju，suijizuoshouwangnaodaishangyipai：
“yuanlaiganenzhideshiyanglao，wozaogaixiangdaode。”
shuozhe，tayoukanxiangyizhonghai，shenshendetanlekouqi，lianshangchongchizheyihan。
“qishiwoyetebiexiangjiyidayeninyanglaoa。”
“yidayeninbujinshibajiqiangong，hainenglawojinqiangongchejian，bangzhuwowanggenggaodejibiepa。”
“erqiemeiyuehaiyou99kuaidegaogongzi，youyijianzhengfang，zheifangzaisheiyanqiandoushixiangbobodecunzai。”
“kexile，woshimeineigefufenle！”
“zenmehuimeifufenni？”
易中海忙问。
jianduifangshanggou，xulingjuntanxidao：
“ninxiangxiangninshishei，ninkeshizanyuanlideyidaye，neikeshiwomendedaodemofan，renrendouyinggaijingyangxuexidedianfan。”
“shenmeyangderennengbeifengweimofan，neikendingshidagongwusi，buqiuhuibaoderena。”
yizhonghaitinghoumanyidedianlediantou。
xulingjundehuashifengchengyehao，shihuayehao，zongzhisheibuaitingkuazandehaohua，fanzhengtaxianzaijiutingdehenshangtou。
“shuodehenyoudaoli，jixushuo，wotingzhe。”
许灵均继续道：
“yidayejilewojinqiangongchejiandejihui，zheishienqing，zandexuehuiganen。”
“kexiangyidayeninzheiyangyouzhegaoshangpingederen，zuoshikendingdoushidoushibuqiuhuibaode。”
“gangcaiwohaixiangzhetinixuanchuanlaihuibaonilaizhe，shiwosixiangjuewubugao，wozuojiantao。”
“yaoshiwohaidazheyanglaodeminghaolaibaoen，neibushimaitaininma。”
“bierenzenmekanwo，wodaoshiwusuowei，keyidayeninni，bierenkendingshaobuleshuoxianhua。”
yizhonghaiyueting，biaoqingyuejiang。
xulingjunshuodehuameiyoubandianloudong，xiangfanhaihenyoudaoli。
shiwenyigebaozhemudequbangzhubierenderen，nengshiyouzhegaoshangqingcaoderenma？
buguo，xulingjungangcaishuodezheixie，tazongyouyizhongsicengxiangshideganjue。
xulingjunzaiyipanglenglengyixiao，jiugangcaidehua，fangzaihoushixianbuqirenhebolan。
fangzaixianzaideyizhonghaishenshang，jueduimeng。
bujiushidaodebangjiama，sheibuhuia！
“一大爷？”
“nizenmebushuohuale？”
许灵均提醒道。
“啊？”
yizhonghaihuiguoshen，biaoqingyouxiemurandao：
“kanlainichengzhanglebushao，sixiangjuewuhengaoa！”
“doushigenyidayeninxuede！”
xulingjunxiaodao：“neijinqiangongchejiandeshiqing.....”
yizhonghaiwenyanbiaoqinggengjiangle。
yidingdaodededamaozikouzaitoushang，taxianzaidechujingkeweishiqihunanxia。
jibiantajiangxulingjunanpaijinleqiangongchejian，yanglaodeshiqingkendingshimeizhiwangle。
kegangcaiyijingxiangxulingjunshuole，huibangtajinqiangongchejian。
总不能中途反悔吧！
neizijiderensheqibujiubengtale。
“yidaye，zenmeyoubushuohuale？”
许灵均再次询问。
yizhonghaihuanhuanhuiguotou，daizhejiangyingdexiaorong。
“neigeqiangongchejiandeshier.....”
silaixiangqu，yizhonghaishizhongmeiyouxiangdaogenghaodebanfa。
taxianzaisuanshiqieshentihuidaodaodedebileiyouduomejianbukecuile，liantadouzhaobudaopojudefangfa。
“suanle，poguanziposhuaiba！”
yizhonghaimeixiangdao，yuanbenzhoumidejihua，jingranyibubudezoushangshikong。
danrucihaodejihui，tayoubuxiangzijidefuchufuzhudongliu，baibaibianyilexulingjunzheixiaozi。
“xiaoxu，wojintianlaishixiwangwomennengchangkaixinfeihaohaoliaoliao。”
“niyezhidao，niyidamabunengsheng，tazuidadeyuanwangjiushizuoyiweimuqin，linlaoqiannengyougejitayanglaosongzhongderen。”
“suoyiwojiuxiangxuelilaotouneiyang，lingyigerenrumen，shoutazuotudi，shoubashoudejiaodao。”
“ernengzuowotudideren，biranshiyaodongdeganen，nenggouweiwoheyidamayanglaosongzhongderen。”
“jihuiyijingbaizaiyanqianle，jiexialaijiukanni......”
yizhonghaitaitoukanxiangxulingjun，biaoqingyizheng，renbuzhuduosuoleyixia。
cishixulingjunzhenglenglengdekanzheta，neishuangyanfangfoshenyuanyibanningshizheta，zhijitadeneixin。
yizhonghaishenzhiyouyizhongbeirenkanchuandeganjue，hunshenhenbuzizai。
“ni，nizheiyangkanzhe**ma。”
“看你表演啊！”
许灵均似笑非笑道。
“biaoyan？shenmebiaoyan？”
“xiaoxu，nizheihuashenmeyisi？”
yizhonghaiganjuedaolebumiao。
huixianggangcaixulingjunkantadeyanshen，nandaonagehuanjiechulewenti，beiduifangkanchulaile？
“yuanbenwohaiyiweipingniyidayederenge，huibuqiuhuibaodejiangwodairuqiangongchejian。”
“meixiangdaodaotoulaihaishiyichangjiaoyi。”
xulingjunqingtankouqi，jiezhedao：
“jiranshijiaoyi，womenjiubaizaimingmianshanglaitan。”
“hebidonglaxichedegudaozheimeduowanyier，youshiyaoganen，youshiyaojiqingde，zheishuojisheitinga？”