第1章

“made,kuisile,bujiudiaogeyuma?zenmejiubeilaxiashuizangshenbangfuleni?nandaoshimingzhonggaiyouzheiyijie?”

“aiyao,nishuoshuozheidoushenmeshia?diaoshenmeyu?laozifendouledabanbeizi,caigangguoshangyishiwuyouderizia!”

“haiyouwodexiaojiaoqi,wodepangerzi,kuisile。”

“真踏马亏死了!”

jiuzailinsihaijiaokuliantiandeshihou,yigeshengyintuwudichuanleguolai,“wei,nitamasheia?zenmelaiwomengli?”

“sha?zainimengli,nisheia?”linsihaiyihuodao。

“woshazhu,nishuoshuoniweishenmelaiwomengli?wozhengdengzhelouxiaoeni?nichuangjinwomenglisuanzenmehuishi?”

“傻柱?娄晓娥?”

“wobushisilema?womingmingjidezigeerbeiladaoleyigejubanglimian,ranhouyizhenliangguangguohou,wojiushiquzhijuele,zenmelaibierenmenglile?”

“wocao,nandaoshichuanyuele?”

“budui,shazhu,louxiaoe,zheibushiqinmansiheyuanderenma?”

xiangdaozheili,linsihaishunzuishuodao,“neigeshazhu,nibushiyougeqinjiema?dengshenmelouxiaoea?”

“qinjie,heihei,qinjiewoxiangxiangjiucheng,haishilouxiaoeshizai,gemenkeshihetaneigele。”shazhubuhaoyisidao。

“那个了?”

“hei,wopingshenmegaosunia?ganjingundan,biedaraowodemeimeng,nishuodeyeshi,wodequjianjianqinjie。”shuowan,shazhujiuzaiyebulilinsihaile,jixuzuoqilezijidemeimeng。

shunjian,linsihaijiukandaolejigenvrendeyingzi,zheixienvrentakeshidoushuxidehen,youqinhuairu,qinjingru,yuhaitang,ranqiuye,weidumeiyoulouxiaoe。

zheishihou,zheijigenvrendouzaiweizheshazhuzhuanni,yigegededouyaoyanjile,shazhuyeshiyifuxiangshoudeyangzi,momozheige,qinqinneigede,neijiaoyigelehe。

“hei,zheigeshazishizaizuochunmengni?weidumeiyoudeshoudeneige,zhenshidedaolejiubuzhenxi,ai!renna!”linsihaixiaodao,bianxiaobiankanleqilai,hekanxiaodianyingyiyang。

“linsihai,nihaiyouxinqingkanzheigema?”turan,yigetuwudeshengyincongtadeyishichuanlai。

“你谁?”

“woshitundiaonideneigechequ。”

“chequ?jiushinichilewo?”linsihaishunjianqifenleqilai,“made,niganmachiwo?hailineimeduoyunibuchi,nitamachiwo,woyoubushitangseng,nishuoshuoni,nichi**ma?wogangdangshangguobinguandezhuchu,worongyimawo?”

shuozhe,linsihaihaotaodakuleqilai。

tabenshidiaoyutaiguobinguandezhuchu,jinniansishiwule,zaichushizheiyixingliaoleershiqinianle,haoburongyizuolezhuchu,zhengyaotashangrenshengdedianfeng。

keshimeixiangdao,jiuweileqingzhuzijizuolezhuchu,tajiaolejigepengyouqingtamenchifan,shunbianxiangxuanyaoyixia。

keshiyigefaxiaoshuoyaochihaixian,haiyaotazigeerdiaozigeerzuo,shuoshizijidiaodexian,tajuezheyeshizheimegeshi,suoyitamenbianzuleyisouyoutinglaihaidiaole,ranhou,ranhoujiuzheiyangle。

“bushinihaochi,shinideyuerhaochi,zheiguaibudewo,sheijiaonineimetanxin,zhuazheyuxianbusashou,neiwohaikeqishenme?”chequshuodao。

“woneishitanxinma?woneishihaipa,haipazhidaoma?”linsihaiweiqudao。

“bieweiqule,zheidagaijiushimingba,wozaihaidiyijingxiulianwannianle,suirannibushitangseng,danshinideyishengyeshisuantiankulaxiandouyou,bubitangsengdejiujiubashiyinancha,yexunijiushiwodejiyuanba!suoyiwodedaole,yaofeishengle。”chequhuanhuandao,“weileganxieniwocaibanidehunposongzheililaide。”

“songwodehunpolaizheili?zheishinali?shazhudemenglima?yaoganshenme?duoshema?”linsihaiyihuodao。

“dui,danbushiduoshe,tayijingsile,linleyichangdayuganmaoshaosile,suoyiniganghaokeyizhanletadeshenti。”chequshuodao,“haiyouwodequqiaoyeliujinile,keyibangnihenhaodehuoyishi。”