“heng，chengyisheng，nizenmeshuohuani，jiazhangshike**nidezhangbei，jiadongxuyebininianzhang，haiyouwomensuoyourendou**haoxinguolaibangnide，zhiyuyuanyin，haibu**panifashengyiwaizhijiesile？apei！nizenmejiurucibushihaorenxin？！”
“shenweichangnianyouxiudayuandeguanshiyidaye，woweinidebeiliebaiyanlangyanxinggandaobuchi，niduideqiniyikedaxueshengdeshenfenma？”
yizhonghaiyongbizinuhengleyisheng，shenzhidoudachulegexiangbi，yiliandaomaoanran，shouchidaodedabang，zhuchigongdaodedapaitou。
“haojiahuo，kanzheiqingkuang，jintianyaochudashia！”
“chengyishengzhiqianbu**gesongbaoma，jintianzenmezheimeheng！womeikancuoba？”
zheishi，yuanlidezhuhumenbenzouxianggao，huaxiabaixinghaokanrenaodeqiangdajiyinshunjianjihuo，juedaduoshuyuanlidezhuhumendoupaoguolaikanrenaole。
liuhaizhongheyanbuguiyezaiweiguanrenqunzhong，zhi**meiyouzhanchulai，gehuaixinsidichouzhechangzhong，bushiheshenpangrenjiaotoujieerdiliaozhe。
“laobideng，biezaiwomianqianbainineiyidayedechoujiazizaineijiachonghaorenle，wohaibulejieni？”
“nide**zaojiuwaidaojiazhangshidekangshangqule，laojuehudenibujiu**tuzherangjiadongxujiniyanglaoma？”
wangzheyifudaodetianzunzuiliandeyizhonghai，chengwenyuanzuijiaoqiaoqiyimobuxiedelengxiao。
“ni，ninizhei**huluanpanyao，jianzhi**bukeliyu！”
beichengwenyuanjiandanliangjuhuazhijiejiechuanlezijidelaodi，yizhonghaiganjuezijidefeiguanzidoubeizhijiechuobaole，qideliansetieqing，etouqingjinluantiao，huibaideduanfagengenzhilixiangciweiyiyang。
zhiyu「laobideng」zheigetacongmeitingguodeci，tasuiranbudong，dantayoubusha，congziyanyenengganjuechujuebu**shenmehaoci。
“shenmeqingkuang，jintianchengyishengzenmezheimehengle？”
wuwaibuyuanchu，zhazheliangxiaobian，chuanzhesuihuaqundeheyushui，wangzheshenpangdeqinhuairu，yilianbujie。
“yushui，woyebuzhidaoa。”
“chengyishengjintiankanqilaihaizhen**henbuyiyang，tazhenggerenkanqilaijingshenlexuduo，haigenghaokangengzhuangshileside，zhen**haoqiguai。”
qinhuairuye**tongyangyilianbujie。
chengwenyuanziranyekandaolezheilianggenvren。
yutazaijulikandaodeyingxiangbutong，zheigeshijielideliangnv，doubitamenyanzhizuidianfengshihoudeyangzihaiyaomeishangjifen。
qinhuairuchulepifuchayixie，lianpangyiranhenpiaoliang，shencaigaotiaoena。
heyushuichulepifubutaihao，feichangshou，neizhangxiaolian，wuguanfeichangjingzhi，yishuangdayanjinghenshuiling，kanqilaijiweimeili。
傻柱也在一旁。
tazaojiuduiqinhuairuanliandebuyaobuyaodele，naiherenbihuajiaodeqinhuairuyoulaogongxiaojiale，youyougexiongdechirendeepopo。
duijiazhangshimuzi，shazhu**yidianhaoganyemeiyou。
dan**weilenengjiejindianqinhuairu，shazhuyizhibiaomianshangduiliangrenhenbucuo，zheijiniandoucongchanglishitanglidaifanjizheiyidajiazi，meishihailaogenzheyizhonghaijijiajiadashoubidejuanqian，zhiweibodeqinhuairuyixiaodeshuoshengxiexie。
ganggang，tingdaochengwenyuannumajiazhangshihejiadongxu，tahaizaixinzhonganshuangbuyi。
kejinjiezhe，tingdaochengwenyuanlengchaorefengyidayeyizhonghai，shazhulikejiunule。
yidayeduizigenei**yizhihenzhaogua，gengandieside，tanakandexiaqu？
“aiyouhe，zhei**taiyangcongxibianchulailea，wonangfeidechengwenyuan，jintian**chicuoyaoleba，jingranzheimedesele？”
shazhuyijiaotifeiyigeqianyuandexiaodengzi，waizhezui，yizhangdabinglianshangluchuyizhenlengxiao。
“hehe，zheibu**yizhiyouzeixinmeizeidan，tiantiandianjizheqinhuairudeshazhuma，zheiyounizheizhisitiangoushenmeshi？”
chengwenyuankanzheyanqiandiaoerlangdang，yifushangyouzimahuadeshazhu，zuijiaogouqiyimochaofeng。
duiyushazhuzheigetiangouzhanshenzushiye，chengwenyuanbenlai**duitalandedalide，juedezheihuo**kelianyoukehen。
kecishishazhuzheigehunbulindehanghuoshangganzhezhaobuzizai，chengwenyuanziranjiubuhuizaiduitakeqile。
tingdaochengwenyuanchaofengshazhudehua，jiazhangshideyanshenfanqinongnongdeyuandu，duijiadongxunuhengleyisheng：
“heng，qinhuairuzheigenongcunlaide**xiaochangfu，zhen**bujiandian，lianchengwenyuanzheixiaochushengdoukanchulaishazhuhetayouyituile。”
jiadongxuwenyan，shunjianganjuetoushangyipianqingqingcaoyuan，qurudinushileqinhuairuyiyan，buguohai**duijiazhangshijieshidao：“ma，huairubu**neiyangderen，shazhujiu**danxiangsieryi。”
“sunzi，ni**dewumiewo，laoziwozousini！”
shazhubeichengwenyuanjietalaodidehuabafeiguanzidouchuolanle，qidelianliantiaojiao，liansebichileshihainankan，talikecuandaochengwenyuandemianqian，kuairushandiandiduizhetadexiongkoujiu**henhendeyijilaoquan。
zheiyishou，kandebuyuanchudeyigeyoutouzhangliandeshougaoqingnianshenzijiu**juliedeyidou。
made，you**zheiyizhao，zhennima**kuaizhunhen！
xudamaoganjuezijixiongkouyinyinzuotong，shuangtuihaixiayishidijialejia。
shizai**taxudamaocongxiaodaoda，buzhidaoaileshazhuduoshaoquanduoshaojiao，douduishazhudechushouyouxinliyinyingle。
duiyutalaishuo，shazhuneijiu**yiquanchaorenheyijiaohenren，taitaitaitamadekongbule！
“sunzi，nitaizixinle，zheimelandepozhaohaixiangdadaoniyeyewo！”
chengwenyuanbuhuangbumangdiyishanshenjiuduokaileshazhudeyiquan，haimanlianchaofengdiduishazhushulegezhongzhi。
“nidayede，haitinghuiduo！”
shazhuyizhenghou，chadianbeiqifengle，talikeyigeliaoyintuiduizhechengwenyuanhenhentiqu，shenweisiheyuanzhanshen，tadageruanjiaoxiachangyihaiyijiweizhong，haibeiqixiaozhangwubideshuzhongzhi，zheishizai**rangtaganjuelianshang**ladehenbudelikezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
“goudongxi，nizhei**zaizhaosi！”
chengwenyuanmianseyileng，shazhuzhei**yaorangzijiduanzijuesun，jinbuyizhonghaihexudamaojuehudehouchena。
tashuangmouyining，shuangtuijinbeng，mengdiyiyongli，zhijietiaoqilaogao，zaikongzhonghaidalegepiaoliangdexuanzhuan，zaichaneijian，jiulianxusanjiaotizaileshazhudexiongkouhexiaofu。
佛山无影脚！
chengwenyuanjiyanghefanuzhixia，zhijiekaida，yongchulehuangfeihongdechengmingjueji，duifushazhushizai**shajiyongniudaole，tashenzhidoumeizenmeganyongjing，pabuxiaoxintisizheigechunjiahuo。