（脑子寄存处）
四九城，南锣鼓巷。
chenzhaodibeizhegebeilou，zhunbeiquwayecai。
chuanyueguolaibuguoyigeyue，chenzhaodijuedezheirizigenbenjiubunengguole。ruguobushiqianshitabenshenjiushichushenyupinkunshanqu，zhongnanqingnvdejiating，youzaigongdishangganlesannian，kuguanle，tayegenbenjiubukenengjianchizheimejiuhaimeibeirenfaxian。
dangranle，yexingkuiyuanshencaishisui，meitianbeiqushizhecongtianmeiliangjiuqichuangxiyizuofandaididi，dengdarenmendoushangbanle，xiaodishangxuequle，youyaochumenquchengwaiwayecai，shoujichaihuo，xiawuhuijiajixuxixishuashua，shaohuozuofan，yitiandaotou，jiumeiyougexiexideshihou，jiuzheiyang，meitianjiunenghunlianggelasangzidewowotouheyiwanshuaguoshui，weichizheebusidezhuangtai。
zheizhongshenghuozhuangtai，yaoshuojialidarenxiaohaiduichenzhaodiyouduodadelejie，zhouweidelinjunenggenyuanshenyouduoshuxi，neijueduishijiahua，chenzhaodizhixuyaoxiangyuanshenyiyang，pingshidizhetou，mobuzuosheng，yujianrenshichechezuijiao，jigexiaoyang，jiumeiyourenhuihuaiyitale，dangran，ruguotaganzaichifandeshihoubiaoxianchuduiyuwowotoudebushi，chibuxia，xianqichuandepoyilanshanmopifu，shenshangshiziyaoren，xiezidajiaoshenmede，youhuozhetoulanbuganhuo，neijiulingdangbielunle。
chulechuihuamenwangzuoguai，buyuanchujiujianqianyuanxixiangfangdeyanbuguizhengzhanzaineilijiaohua，chenzhaodidizhetou，zhunbeigenwangchangyiyangchumen，buxiangmeidaodamenkou，jiubeirenjiaozhule。
“zhaodia，nizheishizhunbeiquwayecaia。”yanbuguiguazhexiaorong，kaikoulanxialechenzhaodi。
chenzhaodimeixiangdao，pingshiconglaidangkanbudaotadesandayeyanbuguijuranhuigentadashan？taminleminchun，xunsudetaitouchayidemiaoleyanyanbugui，youditouxiaoshenghuidao：“shia，sandaye。”
yanbuguidangranbuhuixianzhemeishi，zhaogemeiyoujiazhidexiaohaizixialiao，zheibushizuotiantingsandamashuozheigeyatouzaichengwaitouwalehaodayibeiloudeyecaime，suoyijintiancaihuikaikouwenwen，zheiyatoushizainaliwade，anshuozheidou9yuele，zenmehainengwazheimeduoxiannendeyecaini？tabudehaohaowenwenshinaliwade，yehaorangsandamagenzheyiqiqu，zenmediyenengbizheiyatouwadeduoa。
“nizheiyigerenquwa，lushangyebuanquan，yaobu，rangnisandamapeiniyiqiqu，haodaiyougedarenzai，lushangmeirenganqifuni。”shuozhe，yanbuguijiuhuitouhansandama：“nijintianjiushoudianlei，peizheihaiziyiqi，ai，laochenjiayeshitaibuxianghuale，zheimedadianyatou，zenmenengrangtayigerenquchengwaini？duobuanquan。”
quanchengzishuozihua，bujichenzhaodiyidianjujuedeyudi，ersandamayefeisudekualegedadadelanzi，manlianxiaoyidepaochulechuihuamen，zuilibuzhudebaozheng：“fangxinba，youwogenzhe，baozhengzheiyatoupingandehuilai。”
bianshuo，biantuizhechenzhaodijiuchuledamen。
chenzhaodixinlimingbaishizenmehuishi，keshirengranyibiandishengqiqiaiai：“buyong，wo”，yibianhenshuncongdeshunzhesandamadaodetuiligenzhechuledamen，bijing，yuanshenjiushizheimegeyoudanxiao，younilaishunshoudexingzi。
liangrenyibianwangdongzhimenzou，yibianshuohua，dangran，jibenshangshisandamawen，chenzhaodiouerdaliangju。
“zhaodia，nizuotianneidalouziyecaikezhengounendea，yenanweini，zheimediandagerenyilucongchengwaibeihuilai，fangxin，nijintiancailebeibudong，sandamajinifendanfendan。”
“a，xiexiesandama，buguobuyongle，wobeidedong。”
“nizheihaizi，gensandamakeqishenme，zanmenkedoushiyigeyuanlidelaolinjule，fangxin，daoshihousandamakendingjinifendande。”
“真不用了。”
“keqishenme，jiuzheimeshuodinglea。”
chenzhaodizuishangruoruodejujuelejiju，yejiufangqile，bijing，yuanshendexingzidayuanliderendouzhidaogedagai，tazheimejujueliangjuyejiuchabuduole。
zhiyusandamashuodeshenmefendan，kebujiushifendanme，fendandaotalaoyanjialidefendana。
hekuang，zuotiantanengwayecai，neishitameishijian，congkongjianlitouhaochulaide，zheigeyuefen，chengwaitou，nalihainengwadaoneimenendeyecaia。
meicuo，tayeyouchuanyuezhebiaopeidekongjian，buda，fangyuanshilaimu，litouyuanbenyipianzaluan，tazheiyigeyue，pinmingjishijianzhengli，naihemeiyounongju，yejiukankanbaneixiegezacaobaganjingle，zuotianyeshizaikongjianlitoumanghuotaijiu，jizhehuijia，caishunshoucongkongjianlizhualeloubachulaideyecaihuiqujiaocha，nalizhidao，jiubeizheiyanjiandesandamajidingshangle。
suoyi，jintiansandamaqiangyinggenshanglaidejudong，tacaimeiyouqiangliefandui，hengshu，tamenjintianshizhaobudaoshenmehaoyecaide，jiurangsandamajintianduolangfeidianshijiantilihaole，shengdetayitiantiandejiuzhidaosuanjilinjujiadedongxi，liantazheimegexiaohaizidoubufangguo。
guoran，lianggerenyigeshangwu，wadeyecaibujinlao，haizhizhuangleqianqiandeyigelandi，wanquangenchenzhaodizuotiandeshouhuobunengbi。
sandamayuewayuebunaifan：“zhaodia，nizaixiangxiang，nizuotiandaodishizainaliwadea，zenmejintianjiuzheimedian，haizheimelaolea？”
chenzhaodidizhetou，nuonuodeshuo：“jiushizheiyipiana，kenenghaiyouqitarenyelaiwaleba。”
sandamaqinaodezhanqishen，chuilechuiyao，miaoleyanchenzhaodidebeilou，jianneilimiandeyecaibizijiwadeduoduole，xinlideqiwangshangyong，youniutoukanlekansizhou，jianzhouweiyoubushaorendouzaiwayecai，youkankantianse，qichongtianlinggai，zheiyizaoshang，paozheimeyuan，jiuwalezheimedianyecai，zhenshikuidafale。
yanjingyizhuan，zhuaqichenzhaodidebeilou，balitoudeyecaidaojinzijidecailanzili，biandaobianzhaohu：“zhaodia，wojiajiedihaizaijialidengzhewohuiquzuofanni，wodehuiqukankanta，jiuxianhuiqule，nizheicai，woxianjinishaohuiqu，yeshengnidianliqia。”
dongzuokuaidechenzhaodigenbenfanyingbuguolai，sandamajiuyijingkuazhelanzijibujiuzouyuanle。
chenzhaodimudengkoudai，jiujiucaimalejuzanghua，tongshizaixinlibaqianshineigejuedeqingmanlisandayeyijiahaisuanshigerendeziji，malegebansi。
这样的人，也算人？
yaozhidao，zheikeshi54nian，nongyejishugenhoushiwanquanmeifabi，nongzuowumuchanliangdixia，xiaomaimuchancailiangsanbaijin，guangdarenminqunzhongganggangcongchipindezhuangtaizouchulai，chibaochuannuanduiyudaduoshurenlaishuo，haishigeshewang，meiyililiangshi，meiyigenqingcai，duiyurenheyigejiatinglaishuo，doushibaobei，shaole，jiatingchengyuanjiuyaoaiede，youqishita，zheigedayuanlizhongsuozhouzhidebushoudaijiandechenjiadanver，chidezuishao，gandegendarenyiyangduo。
tazheigesandamabushuopingshiguanzhaoguanzhaota，jintianjuranzheimebuyaoliandebataxinkuyishangwuwadeyecaijiqiangzoule，zheishidudingtadexingziruan，bugangenbierenshuoma？
真的太恶心人了！